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Title: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on January 14, 2008, 07:36:54 PM
Because everyone loves a cheap knockoff thread.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Hemari on January 14, 2008, 07:37:41 PM
WUT U SEY!?!!11/
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Post by: Corey on January 14, 2008, 07:39:11 PM
Is it butter?
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Post by: Your Pure Sexcellence on January 14, 2008, 07:39:56 PM
why did you make this "cheap knockoff thread"?

also, what's 2+2?
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Post by: Mr. T on January 14, 2008, 07:44:00 PM
what the hell is wrong with you?
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Post by: Donnyku on January 14, 2008, 07:44:08 PM
How many Honokas does it take to make you happy?
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Post by: DiscoChao on January 14, 2008, 07:49:14 PM
How many pens do you keep in your pocket?
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Post by: Jolly Joes on January 14, 2008, 07:49:49 PM
Why Pretty Cure?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on January 14, 2008, 07:51:32 PM
Why have I started to like the Honoka?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on January 14, 2008, 07:54:54 PM
Dear Andy,
Once a year, my family throws this big party, and all my friends are there. They put a cake in front of me, sing some song and give me presents. Andy, why am I treated so special on this day?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on January 14, 2008, 08:05:52 PM
WUT U SEY!?!!11/
U HAV NO CHANS 2 SRVIV MAEK UR TIEM!!!!11

Is it butter?
It is Parkay.

why did you make this "cheap knockoff thread"?

also, what's 2+2?
1) To profit from selling threads without having to actually design a thread myself.  Also because it was seem good place to showing off excellent skills of Engrish.  I may should be calling thread "SUPER ANDRUSI ASKING 5-IN-1"?

2) Five.

what the hell is wrong with you?
Well, let's see.  My social circles mainly comprise people who are not in the same state as me, I have no driver's license, I am unemployed, I watch more Japanese television than American television, and I have difficulty expressing myself verbally.  Need more, or will that do for now?

How many Honokas does it take to make you happy?
Depends on what kind of Honoka it is.  If it's the kind that hangs out with Nagisa and very nearly got handed the power that created the universe, or if it's the kind that lives in a talking tank and does not want any birth control pills, then one is all I need.  With other kinds, I might need two or even three Honokas.  I've never come across a Honoka of which I would need four or more to be happy.

How many pens do you keep in your pocket?
None, though I do sometimes carry a pencil there.

Why Pretty Cure?
I find the characters to be consistently likeable and sympathetic, their lives engaging, the fight scenes exciting, and the humor amusing.  Ultimately it is a well-made show with clearly high production values and talented writers.

Why have I started to like the Honoka?
Because she is, as stated, likeable and sympathetic.

Our next letter comes from SoNick, from the middle of nowhere.  SoNick writes,
Dear Andy,
Thaaaaaaaaat's me!

Dear Andy,
Once a year, my family throws this big party, and all my friends are there. They put a cake in front of me, sing some song and give me presents. Andy, why am I treated so special on this day?
Well, SoNick, there's a very simple explanation.  IT'S YOUR STINKIN' BIRTHDAY!  They're giving you a stinkin' birthday party!  Because that's the stinkin' day you were stinkin' born!  Which was clearly a stinkin' mistake!  Man!
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Kiddo Cabbusses on January 14, 2008, 08:07:47 PM
Can you give me a Honoka?
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Post by: Bob Barker on January 14, 2008, 08:10:37 PM
Why Pretty Cure and not Sailor Moon?
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Post by: Kiddo Cabbusses on January 14, 2008, 08:11:30 PM
Why Pretty Cure and not Sailor Moon?

Honoka
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on January 14, 2008, 08:17:58 PM
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
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Post by: Kiddo Cabbusses on January 14, 2008, 08:22:26 PM
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Honoka.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Banana Bat on January 14, 2008, 08:30:12 PM
does it make me gay if I stare at Kiddo's signature for over a minute and have the sudden urge to eat green gummy bears?..
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Post by: Kiddo Cabbusses on January 14, 2008, 08:31:34 PM
does it make me gay if I stare at Kiddo's signature for over a minute and have the sudden urge to eat green gummy bears?..

... I don't know how green gummy bears fit in here.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Banana Bat on January 14, 2008, 08:32:21 PM
does it make me gay if I stare at Kiddo's signature for over a minute and have the sudden urge to eat green gummy bears?..
I don't either, but I do?.

... I don't know how green gummy bears fit in here.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: The Ghost of Ember on January 14, 2008, 08:44:26 PM
Andrusi, why did Gold forsake us?
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Post by: Ruby Catbot on January 14, 2008, 08:45:42 PM
Are you okay, are you okay, are you okay, Andi?
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Post by: SonKnuck on January 14, 2008, 08:45:52 PM
Andrusi, Honoka?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on January 14, 2008, 08:50:04 PM
WHAT AM I FIGHTING FO-------R?!
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: The Ghost of Ember on January 14, 2008, 08:51:20 PM
ANDRUSI! WHAT... WHAT IF I BECOME A MAVERICK!?~
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Post by: Your Pure Sexcellence on January 14, 2008, 08:54:32 PM
does it make me gay if I stare at Kiddo's signature for over a minute and have the sudden urge to eat green gummy bears?..
if it were the urge to make love with green gummy bears, then yes. 
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Sputnik on January 14, 2008, 09:17:48 PM
FIGHTO-OH!!!? find some way to turn that into a question
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Hemari on January 14, 2008, 09:23:07 PM
HOO SEAT US UP TEH BO-*whack* ok, ok!

How many Honokas are there?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Jessica HawlSera on January 14, 2008, 11:00:07 PM
Is this madness?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Kiddo Cabbusses on January 14, 2008, 11:00:33 PM
Is this madness?

THIS

IS

HONOKA!
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Kiddo Cabbusses on January 14, 2008, 11:16:17 PM
I must ask how Mirai is able to make an invisible post.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on January 14, 2008, 11:37:47 PM
Huh?
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Post by: Mirai on January 14, 2008, 11:38:02 PM
does it make me gay if I stare at Kiddo's signature for over a minute and have the sudden urge to eat green gummy bears?..

Only if green gummy bears is an extremely obtuse euphemism.

I must ask how Mirai is able to make an invisible post.

I'm related to Criss Angel.

Andrusi, how would you have a shoutacon if Honoka was a boy?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on January 15, 2008, 11:44:23 AM
Can you give me a Honoka?
(http://andrusi.tryhappy.net/thankyoukiddo/2.jpg)
Will that one work for you?

does it make me gay if I stare at Kiddo's signature for over a minute and have the sudden urge to eat green gummy bears?..
No, that just makes you hungry.  Go get some lunch.

Andrusi, why did Gold forsake us?
Because he's actually Pyrite.

Are you okay, are you okay, are you okay, Andi?
Damnit Ruby, I've been hit by--struck by--a smooth criminal!  How okay do you think I am?!

Andrusi, Honoka?
(http://andrusi.tryhappy.net/thankyoukiddo/10.jpg)

WHAT AM I FIGHTING FO-------R?!
Presumably, that girl with fighting for that you wanted.

ANDRUSI! WHAT... WHAT IF I BECOME A MAVERICK!?~
Then at least you won't sound like an eight-year-old girl anymore.

FIGHTO-OH!!!? find some way to turn that into a question
Everybody, yes, fighto-oh.

Is this madness?
Yes.  Next question.

How many Honokas are there?
Lots, I'd imagine.

I must ask how Mirai is able to make an invisible post.
It's easy.  You just need a tree, a saw, a bucket of plaid paint, a fake hamster, a pair of paper wings, and a Somebody Else's Problem field.

Huh?
Huh.

Andrusi, how would you have a shoutacon if Honoka was a boy?
If Honoka was a boy, he would not be Honoka, as that is a girl's name.  Therefore the answer to this question is the empty set.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on January 15, 2008, 12:04:46 PM
I do believe that Andrusi has sufficiently filled his quota of awesome responses with the S.E.P. field answer.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on January 15, 2008, 12:39:51 PM
Andrusi, what if Honoka was a redshirt?
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Post by: Kiddo Cabbusses on January 15, 2008, 12:41:26 PM
I'd preher her to have no shirt, myself.
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Post by: ila on January 15, 2008, 01:53:49 PM
Andrusi, what is the meaning of life?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ila on January 15, 2008, 02:07:43 PM
And for that matter, where can I find it?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on January 15, 2008, 02:14:29 PM
Andrusi, what if Honoka was a redshirt?
Assuming you refer to Ms. Yukishiro, her costume would probably have red accents instead of blue.  And after her inevitable death at the hands of some villain due to being a redshirt, I think her replacement as Cure White would probably be Seiko.

Also, my previous answer regarding number of Honokas needed for happiness would have to be changed, as I would have to keep a few spares around.

Andrusi, what is the meaning of life?
–noun
1. the condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.  
2. the sum of the distinguishing phenomena of organisms, esp. metabolism, growth, reproduction, and adaptation to environment.  
3. the animate existence or period of animate existence of an individual: to risk one's life; a short life and a merry one.
4. a corresponding state, existence, or principle of existence conceived of as belonging to the soul: eternal life.
5. the general or universal condition of human existence: Too bad, but life is like that.
6. any specified period of animate existence: a man in middle life.
7. the period of existence, activity, or effectiveness of something inanimate, as a machine, lease, or play: The life of the car may be ten years.
8. a living being: Several lives were lost.
9. living things collectively: the hope of discovering life on other planets; insect life.
10. a particular aspect of existence: He enjoys an active physical life.
11. the course of existence or sum of experiences and actions that constitute a person's existence: His business has been his entire life.
12. a biography: a newly published life of Willa Cather.
13. animation; liveliness; spirit: a speech full of life.
14. resilience; elasticity.  
15. the force that makes or keeps something alive; the vivifying or quickening principle: The life of the treaty has been an increase of mutual understanding and respect.
16. a mode or manner of existence, as in the world of affairs or society: So far her business life has not overlapped her social life.  
17. the period or extent of authority, popularity, approval, etc.: the life of the committee; the life of a bestseller.
18. a prison sentence covering the remaining portion of the offender's animate existence: The judge gave him life.
19. anything or anyone considered to be as precious as life: She was his life.
20. a person or thing that enlivens: the life of the party.
21. effervescence or sparkle, as of wines.  
22. pungency or strong, sharp flavor, as of substances when fresh or in good condition.  
23. nature or any of the forms of nature as the model or subject of a work of art: drawn from life.
24. Baseball. another opportunity given to a batter to bat because of a misplay by a fielder.  
25. (in English pool) one of a limited number of shots allowed a player: Each pool player has three lives at the beginning of the game.
–adjective
26. for or lasting a lifetime; lifelong: a life membership in a club; life imprisonment.
27. of or pertaining to animate existence: the life force; life functions.
28. working from nature or using a living model: a life drawing; a life class.

And for that matter, where can I find it?
Target.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: The Ghost of Ember on January 15, 2008, 02:23:29 PM
Andy, what is the best way to conquer the world?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on January 15, 2008, 04:11:22 PM
Andrusi, what is your comment on my drawing in the artwork forum?

Who is your favorite captian?

What is your favorite sport?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Jessica HawlSera on January 15, 2008, 05:33:29 PM
How many honakas could a honaka-honaka honaka, if a honaka-honaka could honaka honaka.

Also, do you celebrate Hannukah?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Kiddo Cabbusses on January 15, 2008, 05:56:47 PM
How many honakas could a honaka-honaka honaka, if a honaka-honaka could honaka honaka.

Also, do you celebrate Hannukah?

You asked the latter question way too late.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on January 16, 2008, 09:48:01 AM
Andy, what is the best way to conquer the world?
Become the opposite of a superintelligent lab mouse.

Andrusi, what is your comment on my drawing in the artwork forum?
It is very cute.

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Who is your favorite captian?
Picard.

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What is your favorite sport?
Cross country.

How many honakas could a honaka-honaka honaka, if a honaka-honaka could honaka honaka.
A Honoka Honoka would Honoka as many Honokas as she could Honoka if a Honoka Honoka could Honoka Honoka.

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Also, do you celebrate Hannukah?
After a fashion.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: PookieDragon on January 16, 2008, 10:43:06 AM
Won'tchu take me to Funky town? : P
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Jessica HawlSera on January 16, 2008, 08:37:52 PM
If, It's here, it's near, it's just begining my dear.... What the fuck am I talking about?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on January 16, 2008, 09:12:11 PM
do they make Cure White, Cure Black, and Shiny Luminous keychain plush things like they show in the ending of Max Heart? before Mipple and Mepple jump in with the other Plushes?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ruby Catbot on January 16, 2008, 11:59:46 PM
May I have a dollar?
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Post by: SonKnuck on January 17, 2008, 12:08:10 AM
Andrusi, give me 1$ million?
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Post by: Zodberg on January 17, 2008, 12:19:55 AM
Matthew is fat.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Silenced on January 17, 2008, 01:04:29 AM
Will it bring about the end of this forum if I post here like Awakened predicted?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on January 17, 2008, 01:05:46 AM
Not just the end of the forums, but the end of the UNIVERSE!



You think about what you've done.
(Also welcome to SER)
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Josh on January 17, 2008, 01:09:06 AM
Andrusi, let's say you like a girl, like a LOT, but she lives far far away. Nonetheless you talk for hours on the tubes. What should be done?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on January 17, 2008, 09:18:55 AM
Won'tchu take me to Funky town? : P
Nah, I'm kinda busy at the moment.

If, It's here, it's near, it's just begining my dear.... What the fuck am I talking about?
Apparently, something that is both present and not present.  You are nonsensical.

do they make Cure White, Cure Black, and Shiny Luminous keychain plush things like they show in the ending of Max Heart? before Mipple and Mepple jump in with the other Plushes?
Please.  As if they would advertise a piece of merchandise they weren't actually making.

(Actually, I have no idea.  But probably.)

May I have a dollar?
Maybe later.

Matthew is fat.
That's not a question.

Will it bring about the end of this forum if I post here like Awakened predicted?
Apparently not.  Welcome!

Andrusi, let's say you like a girl, like a LOT, but she lives far far away. Nonetheless you talk for hours on the tubes. What should be done?
Kidnapping is a solution which is discounted far too quickly by most people these days.  I suggest the use of a small, nondescript car which has been equipped with a rocket launcher (you never know).
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Zodberg on January 18, 2008, 09:02:41 PM
Matthew is fat?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Hemari on January 18, 2008, 09:45:47 PM
What the?!
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on January 18, 2008, 09:56:55 PM
Matthew is fat?
Not particularly.

What the?!
The?  I didn't say anything about a the.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Hemari on January 18, 2008, 10:09:17 PM
What the?!
The?  I didn't say anything about a the.
Guh?!
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on January 18, 2008, 10:15:21 PM
Do what now?
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Post by: SonKnuck on January 18, 2008, 10:17:40 PM
WTF?
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Post by: Josh on January 18, 2008, 10:36:20 PM
Wanna make out?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on January 18, 2008, 10:37:57 PM
How in the hell...?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Jessica HawlSera on January 18, 2008, 10:50:40 PM
I now prossess Dracula's rib and heart!

How the hell does one prossess something of that nature? Or anything at all? What does Prossess mean?

What if Captain N married Honaka?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Your Pure Sexcellence on January 18, 2008, 11:26:32 PM
who here has the biggest pelvic appendage?

Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on January 19, 2008, 01:26:38 AM
Lulun-Lulu
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on January 19, 2008, 09:17:05 PM
What the?!
The?  I didn't say anything about a the.
Guh?!
Guh indeed.

Do what now?
I suggest eating some food.  Usually a good idea.

WTF?
What's That For?  Well, eating gives you energy and nutrients.

Wanna make out?
Not now, I'm eating.

How in the hell...?
Well, see, you take the food, put it in your mouth, and then you chew it.  Then you swallow.

I now prossess Dracula's rib and heart!

How the hell does one prossess something of that nature? Or anything at all? What does Prossess mean?
Prossession is when a process is possessed.  It usually happens on computers that don't have antispirit software installed.  Unfortunately I'm not very knowledgeable about it, having focused more on the secular side of computer science, so I can't go into any more detail than that.

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What if Captain N married Honaka?
Honaka?  Ho Naka?  Yuji Naka is your "ho"?  Well all right then!  Anyway, obviously this situation would lead to more video games starring Sonic among Nintendo characters.

who here has the biggest pelvic appendage?
Inertia is a property of matter.

Lulun-Lulu
Sweet revenge.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Kiddo Cabbusses on January 19, 2008, 09:21:55 PM
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Well, see, you take the food, put it in your mouth, and then you chew it.  Then you swallow.
Why does this sound eerily similar to a certain female Iron Chef Tastetester?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: dickpie on January 19, 2008, 10:51:08 PM
since when did you become a raging pedophile
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on January 20, 2008, 10:42:17 AM
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Well, see, you take the food, put it in your mouth, and then you chew it.  Then you swallow.
Why does this sound eerily similar to a certain female Iron Chef Tastetester?
Parallel evolution.

since when did you become a raging pedophile
This is a common misperception.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Bob Barker on January 20, 2008, 10:46:36 AM
Why do you dislike Sonic-2 eqsue bonus stages?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on January 20, 2008, 12:27:21 PM
Why do you dislike Sonic-2 eqsue bonus stages?
Hell if I know.  I just don't like 'em.

Actually, it's mainly a matter of overuse (and the related lack of attention paid to other classic bonus stage types, such as Sonic CD and Sonic 3 & Knuckles) combined with execution that makes most instances frustrating and stupid.  In Sonic 2 itself I'm fine with them, and I don't really mind the similar ones in Genesis Sonic 3D Blast, but...
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Hemari on January 20, 2008, 05:37:52 PM
Will this effect the yodel?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Jessica HawlSera on January 20, 2008, 09:48:13 PM
What if I had large breasts?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on January 20, 2008, 10:05:51 PM
Will this effect the yodel?
What, the pizza lotion?  It could.  So trade me a bag of flour.

What if I had large breasts?
This hypothetical disturbs me and I refuse to theorize upon it.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: dickpie on January 20, 2008, 10:10:03 PM
why are you a raging pedophile
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ruby Catbot on January 20, 2008, 10:11:00 PM
Can I have that dollar, yet?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on January 20, 2008, 10:17:59 PM
Is Ruby ever going to get her dollar?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on January 20, 2008, 10:32:06 PM
why are you a raging pedophile
Because you are named Futon, after the elementary particle of futanari.

[serious]While I am frequently a fan of younger female anime characters, this interest is not sexual in nature; it would be more appropriately described as a result of me having a certain weakness for cuteness in general, a trait I probably developed due to long-term exposure to small children whom I did not have the option of disliking.  I find it depressing that pedophilia is the default assumption.[/serious]

Seriously, what the hell?  I'm a Pretty Cure fan, not a Moetan fan.

Can I have that dollar, yet?
Sure, go get it.  It's in SoNick's wallet.

Is Ruby ever going to get her dollar?
Of course.  I already put it in her wallet.  You should go get it for her.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: dickpie on January 20, 2008, 10:42:02 PM
well it was an ironic joke that you could have plainly seen was also at my expense due to my affinity for drawings of young male anime characters

i really hate the association between anime and pedophilia, and it's a shame that a large portion of anime fans can't seem to mentally seperate actual pedophilia from highly sexualized drawings of young anime caricatures of humans and sometimes feel compelled to defend actual pedophiles

it doesn't help that a fuck ton of anime fans in japan actually are pedophiles, either
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Jessica HawlSera on January 20, 2008, 11:06:52 PM
I'M HUNGRY will you please cook me a pizza?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ruby Catbot on January 20, 2008, 11:10:48 PM
Why do you use trickery to avoid giving me a dollar when you could just tell me no?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on January 20, 2008, 11:23:40 PM
I'M HUNGRY will you please cook me a pizza?
Sure!

You acquire an item: plain pizza

Why do you use trickery to avoid giving me a dollar when you could just tell me no?
Trickery?  Avoid?  I gave you two dollars.  I just put one of them in SoNick's wallet by mistake and temporarily forgot about the other.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on January 20, 2008, 11:47:36 PM
I want a Precure Keychain, please tell where to find one
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Hemari on January 20, 2008, 11:55:36 PM
Can you rove the all-powerful purity of Honoka?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on January 21, 2008, 12:04:47 AM
who's your Favorite "transforming" character? Mipple, Mepple, Porun, Lulan, the other ones from the other series?


Edit: Also know of any good Honoka wallpapers?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on January 21, 2008, 12:10:18 AM
Andrusi, what have you done to Donnyku?!
He's turned... pretty creepy in his Pretty Cure obsession!

Also bonus question(s):
Who?
What?
When?
Where?
(Sometimes) Why?
How?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: The Ghost of Ember on January 21, 2008, 12:20:48 AM
Andrusi, how do you keep track of the 'r' in your name? Whenever I try to type it the sneaky devil tries to slip between the 'u' and the 's.'
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Jessica HawlSera on January 21, 2008, 01:04:02 AM
What if Yuji Naka was my ho?
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Post by: yaj on January 21, 2008, 01:26:14 AM


when i was growing up in 1962 it was a simpler time. kids were edible. now you ahve to put parsly on them. why is that?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on January 22, 2008, 05:20:06 AM
If the meaning of life is 42, is -42 death?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Josh on January 22, 2008, 05:26:20 AM
Andrusi, where the heck has Afferz been since Friday night?

Also, who's this mysterious Andy V'ner guy I keep hearing so much about?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on January 22, 2008, 11:37:58 AM
I want a Precure Keychain, please tell where to find one
eBay?

Can you rove the all-powerful purity of cock?
The all-powerful purity of cock is an abstact concept that can be neither wandered aimlessly nor spun into thread.  So, no.  For no definition of "rove" that I have found am I able to do this.

who's your Favorite "transforming" character? Mipple, Mepple, Porun, Lulan, the other ones from the other series?
Well, let's see.  Mepple is lazy, Mipple doesn't do anything, Porun is an irritant, Lulun is even worse, Flappy is a pervert, Choppy is an idiot, Mupu and Fupu are less characters and more tasty marshmallow treats, Nuts is a bit of a jerk, and Milk is a first class bitch.

So, um, I guess I like Coco.

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Edit: Also know of any good cock wallpapers?
I've seen a couple of good wallpapers that included Yukishiro-san, but none focusing on her.  That I can recall offhand, at least.

Andrusi, what have you done to Donnyku?!
He's turned... pretty creepy in his Pretty Cure obsession!
I swear, all I did was answer his questions.

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Also bonus question(s):
Who?
What?
When?
Where?
(Sometimes) Why?
How?
Komachi, her hand, last night, in her room, it's an inevitable result of her thinking about Nuts so much, why the hell would I know that.

Andrusi, how do you keep track of the 'r' in your name? Whenever I try to type it the sneaky devil tries to slip between the 'u' and the 's.'
That's weird.  If I mistype it, I usually end up with "Andrsui."

What if Yuji Naka was my ho?
I thought he already was?

when i was growing up in 1962 it was a simpler time. kids were edible. now you ahve to put parsly on them. why is that?
Most people think that's an effect created by Amy, as Sonic reminds her of parsley when he's standing there alone.  Personally, though, I'm of the theory that it has more to do with how kids just aren't incorporated anymore.

If the meaning of life is 42, is -42 death?
-42 is having no life.  Duh.

Andrusi, where the heck has Afferz been since Friday night?
He's in questioning.  (We should come back later.)

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Also, who's this mysterious Andy V'ner guy I keep hearing so much about?
He was a hoaxer back in the day.  He was a genius, I tell you.  I don't know where he is now, but I'm sure that wherever he is, he's really handsome and he will back me up on goggles making you cool and getting you all the girls, and if he likes some particular magical girl anime then that probably means it's the best one ever made and you should watch it.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: James on January 22, 2008, 11:42:04 AM
Does Andy V'ner have any relation to V'ger?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on January 22, 2008, 11:44:54 AM
Andrusi, where the heck has Afferz been since Friday night?
He's in questioning.  (We should come back later.)

Why do you refer to a female member as a "he"?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Renux on January 22, 2008, 11:59:08 AM
Where do babies come from?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Jessica HawlSera on January 22, 2008, 12:06:41 PM
This topic has been read, at time of me posting this, 666 times. Is this a sign that Honoka is really the devil in disguise?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Renux on January 22, 2008, 12:09:51 PM
Holy crap where gonna die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are we Andrusi?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on January 22, 2008, 12:22:34 PM
Does Andy V'ner have any relation to V'ger?

ogod I was thinking the same thing somebody shoot me
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on January 22, 2008, 01:32:29 PM
Does Andy V'ner have any relation to V'ger?
Heavens no!  Around Andy V'Ner, things actually happen sometimes!

Andrusi, where the heck has Afferz been since Friday night?
He's in questioning.  (We should come back later.)

Why do you refer to a female member as a "he"?
Because I know something you don't.

Where do babies come from?
I can't decide whether to say cell division, from their mommies, or ????????.

This topic has been read, at time of me posting this, 666 times. Is this a sign that Honoka is really the devil in disguise?
Not Honoka, no.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Josh on January 22, 2008, 02:36:34 PM
Andrusi, where the heck has Afferz been since Friday night?
He's in questioning.  (We should come back later.)
Why do you refer to a female member as a "he"?
Because I know something you don't.

...oh crap. >_> *Shuffles nervously away* Why does nobody ever bother to TELL me these things before it's too late?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on January 22, 2008, 04:27:10 PM
Andrusi, where the heck has Afferz been since Friday night?
He's in questioning.  (We should come back later.)
Why do you refer to a female member as a "he"?
Because I know something you don't.

...oh crap. >_> *Shuffles nervously away* Why does nobody ever bother to TELL me these things before it's too late?
I feel obligated to mention that you don't know what it is that you don't know.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Josh on January 22, 2008, 05:17:57 PM
Okay, Andrusi... what is it that I don't know about Afferz? o_o;
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ila on January 22, 2008, 05:19:30 PM
What is 21 / 2 + 9 - 100 * 90 - (10 / 7) + 5 / 0 +30?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Josh on January 22, 2008, 05:20:29 PM
2+2=10. How?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ruby Catbot on January 23, 2008, 01:56:05 AM
Where can I find quality insurance?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on January 23, 2008, 12:53:57 PM
Okay, Andrusi... what is it that I don't know about Afferz? o_o;
About Afferz?  Nothing.

What is 21 / 2 + 9 - 100 * 90 - (10 / 7) + 5 / 0 +30?
#DIV/0!

2+2=10. How?
Base four.

I tried to think of some way to creatively interpret the 2s as references to Pretty Cure in a way such that they would equal 10 together, but the closest I could get them to equal was 9.

Where can I find quality insurance?
GEICO.com.  It's so easy, a caveman could do it.

No offense, Artemus.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Josh on January 23, 2008, 04:28:55 PM
TWO-PLUS-TWO-IS.... TEN! In base four! I'm fine!
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: The Ghost of Ember on January 23, 2008, 09:06:31 PM
Andrusi, did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self-Esteem Fund for Girls? It's true!
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on January 25, 2008, 01:59:40 PM
Andrusi, did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self-Esteem Fund for Girls? It's true!
No, actually, I did not know that.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on January 25, 2008, 02:18:30 PM
What do you think of LDraw? Any specific alternative you prefer? What about Pov-Ray? (I use MLCad)
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on January 25, 2008, 05:23:39 PM
What do you think of LDraw? Any specific alternative you prefer? What about Pov-Ray? (I use MLCad)
LDraw is awesome.  I just wish they'd hurry up and add some of the newer parts.  My HD has several LEGO TFs who are unpublished because they have prominent parts that don't exist yet.  (Speaking of which... ::dashes off to check for updates:: )

I use MLCad too, actually, and combine it with LDView.  Never tried Pov-Ray.  Back in the day I did a little bit with LEdit, but given that MLCad is the same thing except with extra features and a billion times easier to work with, I see no reason to go back to it.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: DiscoChao on January 25, 2008, 05:27:29 PM
Andy, how are your revenge plans coming along?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ila on January 25, 2008, 05:37:31 PM
How do you spank a giant baby?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on January 25, 2008, 05:42:57 PM
Andy, how are your revenge plans coming along?
...crap, I knew I forgot something.

How do you spank a giant baby?
Presumably with the assistance of a large ladder.  The real question is how one cleanses a giant baby.  Particularly during bowel movements.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on January 25, 2008, 05:45:50 PM
Have you thought of doing a Pretty Cure Fangame? I just tried the 2 GBA ones and they felt kinda lacking :<
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on January 25, 2008, 05:50:09 PM
Have you thought of doing a Pretty Cure Fangame? I just tried the 2 GBA ones and they felt kinda lacking :<
I have a number of ideas I've been kicking around, but can't quite seem to invent any real substance for them. 
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on January 25, 2008, 05:55:30 PM
ah
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Sz on January 25, 2008, 06:58:08 PM
Andrusi, where the heck has Afferz been since Friday night?
He's in questioning.  (We should come back later.)

Why do you refer to a female member as a "he"?
Because I know something you don't.
Are you by any chance, not left handed?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on January 26, 2008, 07:05:12 PM
Andrusi, where the heck has Afferz been since Friday night?
He's in questioning.  (We should come back later.)

Why do you refer to a female member as a "he"?
Because I know something you don't.
Are you by any chance, not left handed?
Indeed.  I am, in fact, right handed.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on February 11, 2008, 01:30:25 AM
Andrusi, why has no one posted in this thread in weeks?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ruby Catbot on February 11, 2008, 01:36:07 AM
Andrusi, why is (http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/877/chubby1hu9.gif) not as (http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/9823/musicelephant1tl1.gif) as a (http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/6089/hoppybunnygj3.gif)?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on February 11, 2008, 01:36:53 AM
Andrusi, :shocked:?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on February 11, 2008, 01:38:39 AM
Andrusi, will online lag ever be fixed in the game I'm playing right now? :no:
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on February 11, 2008, 02:36:23 AM
Andrusi, does Grandma know your secret? ;P
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Shev on February 11, 2008, 02:41:18 AM
Does Andrusi prefer puppies or kittens?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Myst on February 11, 2008, 03:02:27 AM
Andrusi, why do i feel all funny in my 'danger zone' whenever I see that video of Gwen Stefani in the bathtub?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 11, 2008, 09:54:56 AM
Andrusi, why has no one posted in this thread in weeks?
Everyone had already received so much of my wisdom that they had no need to seek more of it.

Andrusi, why is (http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/877/chubby1hu9.gif) not as (http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/9823/musicelephant1tl1.gif) as a (http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/6089/hoppybunnygj3.gif)?
Because :bendy:, obviously.

Andrusi, :shocked:?
Yes.

Andrusi, will online lag ever be fixed in the game I'm playing right now? :no:
Nevar!

Andrusi, does Grandma know your secret? ;P
Some of them.  Pretty sure she's aware of the body in the attic, for instance.  But my change of deities has so far gone almost completely unnoticed by her or anyone else.

Does Andrusi prefer puppies or kittens?
Kittens.

Andrusi, why do i feel all funny in my 'danger zone' whenever I see that video of Gwen Stefani in the bathtub?
Because Gwen Stefani intends to destroy the universe. 
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Shev on February 11, 2008, 10:22:21 AM
Excellent choice.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ila on February 11, 2008, 12:55:16 PM
Why aren't those pretty cure emotes of yours available yet?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on February 11, 2008, 01:02:59 PM
 lmao :sonic: :tails: :knux: :amy: :cream:?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Jessica HawlSera on February 11, 2008, 01:16:53 PM
Why don't people hate SonKnuck even though I have proof he's behind prank calling 911?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ila on February 11, 2008, 01:19:55 PM
Why don't people hate SonKnuck even though I have proof he's behind 9/11?

Okay cuntface, thats not even funny.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Jessica HawlSera on February 11, 2008, 01:20:39 PM
Why don't people hate SonKnuck even though I have proof he's behind 9/11?

Okay jerkface, thats not even funny.

Watch your mouth!
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ila on February 11, 2008, 01:22:07 PM
Why don't people hate SonKnuck even though I have proof he's behind 9/11?

Okay jerkface, thats not even funny.

Watch your mouth!

Watch yours. Only instead of watching for explicit language, watch for stupidity instead.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Jessica HawlSera on February 11, 2008, 01:23:40 PM
Why don't people hate SonKnuck even though I have proof he's behind 9/11?

Okay jerkface, thats not even funny.

Watch your mouth!

Look both ways instead of watching for explicit language, watch for cars when crossing the road instead.

Don't be offensive, be helpful, that's good!
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ruby Catbot on February 11, 2008, 01:48:59 PM
Andrusi, why is there so much violence?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Kiddo Cabbusses on February 11, 2008, 01:51:51 PM
Andrusi, why is there so much violence?

The answer probably won't be the one you're trying to get him to say.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ruby Catbot on February 11, 2008, 02:01:06 PM
Andrusi, what does Kiddo think that I want you to say?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Kiddo Cabbusses on February 11, 2008, 02:02:45 PM
Andrusi, what does Kiddo think that I want you to say?

Do you think Andrusi can read my mind?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 11, 2008, 02:07:49 PM
Why aren't those pretty cure emotes of yours available yet?
Because there is no justice in the world and a severe shortage of love for all that is good.

lmao :sonic: :tails: :knux: :amy: :cream:?
:moghead: :smile: :moghead: :smile: :moghead: :smile: :moghead: :smile:
:smile: :moghead: :smile: :moghead: :smile: :moghead: :smile: :moghead:
:moghead: :smile: :moghead: :smile: :moghead: :smile: :moghead: :smile:
:smile: :moghead: :smile: :moghead: :smile: :moghead: :smile: :moghead:
:moghead: :smile: :moghead: :smile: :moghead: :smile: :moghead: :smile:
:smile: :moghead: :smile: :moghead: :smile: :moghead: :smile: :moghead:
:moghead: :smile: :moghead: :smile: :moghead: :smile: :moghead: :smile:
:smile: :moghead: :smile: :moghead: :smile: :moghead: :smile: :moghead:

Why don't people hate SonKnuck even though I have proof he's behind prank calling 911?
Actually, I think I'm gonna have to side with ila on this one.

Andrusi, why is there so much violence?
Because it's Karen's fav--oh, violence!  Oh!  Well, that's because Timmy wished for parental apathy.  That's also the reason there's so much candy.

Andrusi, what does Kiddo think that I want you to say?
Presumably, something once said by some fictional character in response to a similar question to the one you asked, the character being one of which I am unlikely to think when the relevant series is not the subject at hand, perhaps even from a series with which I am partially or completely unfamiliar.

Andrusi, what does Kiddo think that I want you to say?

Do you think Andrusi can read my mind?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I can.  For instance, right now you're thinking "Great, he's doing that stupid 'predict what the other guy will think about your claim that you can read his mind, as "evidence" that you're reading his mind' thing."
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Kiddo Cabbusses on February 11, 2008, 02:09:37 PM
At which part of your post is my brain supposed to explode?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 11, 2008, 02:22:33 PM
At which part of your post is my brain supposed to explode?
Oh, I never really thought about it.  I guess while you're staring at the moogle-checkerboard.  That seems sensible somehow.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ruby Catbot on February 12, 2008, 02:40:51 AM
Andrusi, when poured slowly into another container; why does liquid run down the side and bottom of a cup?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 12, 2008, 11:14:31 AM
Because of surface tension.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on February 12, 2008, 11:20:48 AM
Andrusi, why don't you show up as a Mod anymore?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Jessica HawlSera on February 12, 2008, 11:58:50 AM
Why are my tastes in women so questionable? Why do I find myself attracted to things that soften the erections of most other people, such as over-breasted gals or fat chicks?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ruby Catbot on February 12, 2008, 02:17:32 PM
Andrusi, how does surface tension work?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 12, 2008, 05:26:11 PM
Andrusi, why don't you show up as a Mod anymore?
I have absolutely no idea.

Why are my tastes in women so questionable? Why do I find myself attracted to things that soften the erections of most other people, such as over-breasted gals or fat chicks?
Because I dropped you on your head when you were a kid.  Sorry about that, BTW.

Andrusi, how does surface tension work?
Surface tension hasn't worked in years.  Why do you think it sits around the house all day making water do weird stuff?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on February 12, 2008, 05:30:43 PM
Andrusi, who you gonna call?
And what are you gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild all over you, brother?!
And finally, Do you smell what the Rock is cookin'?

- Anonymous
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 12, 2008, 05:37:30 PM
Andrusi, who you gonna call?
A few weeks ago, Matthew and I came up with this really long list of people other than the Ghostbusters whom you might want to call if you saw something strange in your neighborhood.  Sadly, I can only remember that the list included "the police," "an exterminator," and "your friends, to tell them about it."

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And what are you gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild all over you, brother?!
Moan in pain.  Stampedes hurt.

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And finally, Do you smell what the Rock is cookin'?
::sniff, sniff:: No, thought I do smell my shirt.  Knowing you aren't going anywhere today is not a strong incentive to put on clean clothes.

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- Anonymous
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: TimmiT on February 12, 2008, 05:46:41 PM
Why do i post in this topic?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Hemari on February 12, 2008, 06:54:18 PM
Is it a trap?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 13, 2008, 09:56:52 AM
Why do i post in this topic?
Evil mind control.

Is it a trap?
No, it is an egg pudding.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on February 13, 2008, 06:39:58 PM
Is that, indeed, what she said?
Why do bad things happen to good people?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Is the answer to this question among the set of answers containing the terms "Yes," "No," and "Maybe?"
Is there a way to state the previous sentence that sounds less awkward than the way I did it?
If two trains leave Seattle, one headed north at 30MPH and the other heading west at 40 MPH, how far apart are they after one hour?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
If knowledge is power, and power causes corruption, and corruption causes evil, then isn't knowledge evil?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ila on February 13, 2008, 07:00:19 PM
Explain the ending to Max Heart to me. Why is Hikari still around?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on February 13, 2008, 07:26:13 PM
Andrusi, how come it took me over 7 months to FINALLY find the job that I'll start tomorrow?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ruby Catbot on February 13, 2008, 08:25:05 PM
Andrusi, where did you get that sandwich?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Your Pure Sexcellence on February 13, 2008, 09:12:27 PM
Andrusi, my wivees left me because they found out i had other wives, WHY!?!!?!?!?

D:
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on February 14, 2008, 12:58:22 AM
Andrusi, will anyone ever finish subbing Splash Star and Y!PC5?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 14, 2008, 01:06:42 AM
Is that, indeed, what she said?
I'm not sure.  Her mouth was, of course, rather full at the time.

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Why do bad things happen to good people?
Because a story where nothing bad ever happens to the protagonists is boring.

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Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
We drive on parkways because the "park" is in reference not to the idea of parking a car, but to the idea of a park, such as a national park.  We park on driveways because not everyone has a garage or a piece of lawn they don't care about at the end of the short way they drive along to reach their house from the road.

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Is the answer to this question among the set of answers containing the terms "Yes," "No," and "Maybe?"
Yes.

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Is there a way to state the previous sentence that sounds less awkward than the way I did it?
Probably.

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If two trains leave Seattle, one headed north at 30MPH and the other heading west at 40 MPH, how far apart are they after one hour?
Assuming constant velocity and treating the trains as points, they are 50 miles apart.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as it could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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If knowledge is power, and power causes corruption, and corruption causes evil, then isn't knowledge evil?
It is true that if A->B, B->C, and C->D, then it follows that A->D.  However, it is not inherently true that power causes corruption and corruption causes evil.  It would be more accurate to say that power and evil, combined, cause corruption.

So, if there was an episode of Pretty Cure where Honoka was evil, you'd never be able to download it successfully.

Explain the ending to Max Heart to me. Why is Hikari still around?
I have a few guesses.  Three of them presume that Hikari still existed within the Queen, which is quite reasonable.
- Possibly, once the Queen was revived, the Dark King re-destroyed, and everything else settled, she was able to separate Hikari from herself and bring her to life as a fully separate being.  Power of creation, you see.
- Alternatively, in a situation vaguely analogous to Kiriya, the Queen simply liked her life as Hikari too much to give it up, and returned to being Hikari with the "full" Queen as a voice in her head.  One presumes she did something to ensure the Garden of Light wouldn't collapse immediately afterward (the defeat of the Dark King and apparently everyone working for him would presumably be helpful in this regard), though frankly I don't know if we can safely assume she didn't just abandon it entirely.  Maybe the entire population of the Garden of Light was right behind the Tako Cafe.
- Finally, it may be that the Queen was attacked upon her return to the Garden of Light, and reverted to Hikari again.  It seems odd that she and the others wouldn't mention this when they returned to Nagisa and Honoka, but the same sort of situation happened back in the middle of the original series, and nobody raised any issues there until the next episode.  (This option would imply that, at some point, it was at least conceivable that there would be a third year of Nagisa and Honoka, instead of Splash Star, so the writers intentionally left the door open.  Not the door of courage, mind you, just a plain old door.)

The other possibility is that Hikari's nature was completely misunderstood throughout the series, and she was in fact a distinct being the whole time--sort of the Queen's daughter--who was simply carrying the Queen as a passenger.  So while she appeared to be sort of absorbed by the Queen, in reality she kind of spat her back out once she was fully re-formed.  This actually makes a lot of sense in my opinion, though we'd have never actually seen it in-show, if only because there's really only one way to interpret "a male entity attacks a female entity and this causes the female entity to have a child" and I really doubt Toei thinks it's appropriate for their primary target audience.

Andrusi, how come it took me over 7 months to FINALLY find the job that I'll start tomorrow?
Job hunting sucks.  Especially if you don't have any relevant experience yet.

Andrusi, where did you get that sandwich?
I made it myself.  Want one?  There's more bread and cheese in the kitchen.

Andrusi, my wivees left me because they found out i had other wives, WHY!?!!?!?!?

D:
I've found that women generally do not enjoy sharing their men with other women.  (Sharing their men with other men seems to be more popular, though.)

Andrusi, will anyone ever finish subbing Splash Star and Y!PC5?
Splash Star, nobody knows!  MFTGX is very Mous.

As for Y!PC5, Arienai has a pretty good track record.  Now that I'm updating SWC again (what is wrong with these comments?), I think I'm allowed to resume pestering Quarkboy.  Then again, he did just give us The Secret Recordings.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on February 14, 2008, 02:04:54 AM
what are these "Secret Recordings"?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 14, 2008, 02:28:20 AM
what are these "Secret Recordings"?
Fanmade Y!PC5 vocal drama. (http://community.livejournal.com/precure/283845.html)  Featuring (among other things) a large door, a terrible hat, someone who is not a flower, questionable literary tastes, a flashback, a misplaced Plot Coupon (http://www.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PlotCoupon), good news for Karen's yuri fanboys, and a swing.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ruby Catbot on February 14, 2008, 10:42:14 AM
Andrusi, why did I instantly know that one of the things you were linking to was the TV Tropes Wiki?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 14, 2008, 11:37:50 AM
Andrusi, why did I instantly know that one of the things you were linking to was the TV Tropes Wiki?
Because you know that a) the TV Tropes Wiki is awesome and b) I spend too much time there.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: James on February 14, 2008, 12:14:23 PM
Speaking of TV Tropes, inspired by the origin of the Epileptic Tree, what do you think the smoke monster is?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 14, 2008, 11:14:53 PM
Speaking of TV Tropes, inspired by the origin of the Epileptic Tree, what do you think the smoke monster is?
Smoke monster?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ila on February 14, 2008, 11:50:15 PM
Andrusi! How ya doing?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ksuno on February 14, 2008, 11:55:22 PM
What kind of Skittles do you prefer?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on February 14, 2008, 11:59:46 PM
ANDRUSI! I am tired. What should I do?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 15, 2008, 01:24:29 PM
Andrusi! How ya doing?
I'm all right.  Yourself?

What kind of Skittles do you prefer?
I like the normal Skittles.  Especially the yellow ones.

ANDRUSI! I am tired. What should I do?
Take a nap, then get tired again.  Then you will be retired.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Josh on February 15, 2008, 05:53:20 PM
Did you ever do that Sailor Moon M&Ms game where you divide up all the M&Ms based on color, representing a character, and proceed to eat them in the order they were "taken to the Negaverse" in the final episode of the first season?

Also, where can I find that damn fourth emerald?

Furthermore, would you like to try a game of Lucky Hit?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on February 15, 2008, 05:56:30 PM
ANDRUSI! I am hungry. What should I do?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Kiddo Cabbusses on February 15, 2008, 07:36:30 PM
Did you ever do that Sailor Moon M&Ms game where you divide up all the M&Ms based on color, representing a character, and proceed to eat them in the order they were "taken to the Negaverse" in the final episode of the first season?

This sounds like the most perverse "Game" I've heard of about an animu ever.

And that's considering the Viper series.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Josh on February 15, 2008, 08:37:18 PM
Did you ever do that Sailor Moon M&Ms game where you divide up all the M&Ms based on color, representing a character, and proceed to eat them in the order they were "taken to the Negaverse" in the final episode of the first season?

This sounds like the most perverse "Game" I've heard of about an animu ever.

And that's considering the Viper series.

No, seriously... I got it a looong time ago from this page:
http://www.cstone.net/~lbrannon/lauren/smtomuch1.htm

[spoiler]
You're eating M&Ms and you associate each color with a different character from the show.
Yellow = SailorMoon
Red = SailorMars
Blue = SailorMercury
Orange = SailorVenus
Green = SailorJupiter
Brown = Tuxedo Mask -And once you're down to your last six, you eat them in the order that they died in "Day of Destiny" (green-blue-orange-red-brown-yellow).[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on February 15, 2008, 09:57:07 PM
what color DS Lite did I buy today?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Kiddo Cabbusses on February 15, 2008, 10:04:55 PM
what color DS Lite did I buy today?

... Cure White?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 16, 2008, 09:52:05 AM
Did you ever do that Sailor Moon M&Ms game where you divide up all the M&Ms based on color, representing a character, and proceed to eat them in the order they were "taken to the Negaverse" in the final episode of the first season?
I cannot say that I have.  Probably has something to do with the whole thing where I never actually paid much attention to Sailor Moon until it was too late (there was a brief period where I watched it on Toonami, but not long enough to meet any major plot developments), or with the whole thing where I like both Reese's Pieces and Skittles better than M&Ms.

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Also, where can I find that damn fourth emerald?
In the fourth special stage, of course.

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Furthermore, would you like to try a game of Lucky Hit?
No, thanks.

ANDRUSI! I am hungry. What should I do?
You should eat your past self in his sleep.

Did you ever do that Sailor Moon M&Ms game where you divide up all the M&Ms based on color, representing a character, and proceed to eat them in the order they were "taken to the Negaverse" in the final episode of the first season?

This sounds like the most perverse "Game" I've heard of about an animu ever.

And that's considering the Viper series.
It didn't sound perverse to me at first, but then you posted about it.

what color DS Lite did I buy today?
Why, it's bla--Now how would I know that?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on February 16, 2008, 11:16:09 AM
Andrusi! it's Cobalt! :O
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: TimmiT on February 17, 2008, 04:57:43 PM
If being a pirate is free, then why did i have to pay a fine last month?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 17, 2008, 05:10:05 PM
If being a pirate is free, then why did i have to pay a fine last month?
That's what happens when you decide to be a premium pirate instead of settling for being a free pirate.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on February 17, 2008, 05:16:51 PM
ANDRUSI! I am bored. What should I do?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 17, 2008, 05:50:59 PM
ANDRUSI! I am bored. What should I do?
Kidnapping is an option that people these days are entirely too quick to dismiss.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on February 17, 2008, 05:53:46 PM
ANDRUSI! I am tired, hungry and bored. What should I do?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on February 17, 2008, 06:14:21 PM
Andrusi, I'm sick, what meds should I take to make me feel better? :<
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 17, 2008, 06:28:08 PM
ANDRUSI! I am tired, hungry and bored. What should I do?
You should obtain a roast turkey and eat it, in its entirety, in amusing ways.  Afterwards, fall asleep on the couch.

Andrusi, I'm sick, what meds should I take to make me feel better? :<
Hold on a sec, I think I've still got some cold medicine from when I was sick the week before last.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Zodberg on February 17, 2008, 06:55:43 PM
Andrusi, where can I get Microsoft Outlook for free?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on February 17, 2008, 07:18:02 PM
how is Y!PC5GG?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on February 17, 2008, 07:52:35 PM
As always, Andrusi has the best solution.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on February 17, 2008, 08:58:04 PM
Andrusi, what classes should I take at NCSU?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ila on February 17, 2008, 09:00:03 PM
Andrusi! Is Quarkboy dead?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on February 17, 2008, 09:04:40 PM
Andrusi, is there a way to search the posts at the PC LJ Community so I can find albums?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on February 17, 2008, 11:07:14 PM
ANDRUSI! I have no questions for you, do you have one?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on February 17, 2008, 11:18:24 PM
ADRNUSI!
THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY NINJAS! ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO SAVE THE PRESIDENT?
Will it be Happy End?
What do you think the pronunciation of "Adrnusi" should be?
If a person with "Drifting 'N' Syndrome" (DNS for short) types a sentence without using the specified letter, will it pass without detection?
Can you think of a witty follow-up to the post I just made involving "DNS Servers?" I can't seem to come up with anythign myself.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Why is it that the more you try to understand life, the less sense it makes, that over-thinking things takes the fun out of them?
Is it best to just smile and nod and do whatever seems like a good idea at the time?
What am I? (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=l_8yPap-k_s)
Do you (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=AYxu_MQSTTY&feature=related) want to see (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wTqsV3q7rRU&feature=user) some magic (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=XHbYTm8U1v8&feature=user)?
Why is it that I'm getting a "uk." in the URLs of my Youtube when I am not from the United Kingdom?
Andrusi, how many people do you know that are awesome enough to replace guitar strings in a parking lot?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 18, 2008, 07:20:48 PM
Andrusi, where can I get Microsoft Outlook for free?
With purchase of a brand new computer.

how is Y!PC5GG?
So far, so good.  Haven't seen the third episode yet, though.

Andrusi, what classes should I take at NCSU?
Depends on your major, really.  But if you're looking for courses to fill core requirements you really don't care about, I found the basic psychology, geology, and graphical communication (i.e. drafting) classes to be relatively easy.

Andrusi! Is Quarkboy dead?
Just today he posted at precure.livejournal.com linking to someone's DM of the Rings/Darths & Droids-esque treatment of Futari wa Pretty Cure.

So... yes, but he's an Internet zombie now.

Andrusi, is there a way to search the posts at the PC LJ Community so I can find albums?
Yeah.  There's a search function available from the community's user info page, and it'll probably work in your case.  (For my purposes I've usually had better luck just using Google and applying a site: to it.)

ANDRUSI! I have no questions for you, do you have one?
Sure, I've got lots of questions.  Look around, people bring me questions all the time.

ADRNUSI!
THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY NINJAS! ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO SAVE THE PRESIDENT?
No, but...

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Will it be Happy End?
...yes, because I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO.

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What do you think the pronunciation of "Adrnusi" should be?
Addernoosey.

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If a person with "Drifting 'N' Syndrome" (DNS for short) types a sentence without using the specified letter, will it pass without detection?
Yes, unless there's a problem connecting to the DNS server.

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Can you think of a witty follow-up to the post I just made involving "DNS Servers?" I can't seem to come up with anythign myself.
I swear I typed that before I read this.

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What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Three.

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Why is it that the more you try to understand life, the less sense it makes, that over-thinking things takes the fun out of them?
Because life really doesn't make any sense sometimes, and that can be a depressing thought.

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Is it best to just smile and nod and do whatever seems like a good idea at the time?
Only if you always should "Keittei!~"

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What am I? (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=l_8yPap-k_s)
You are the ultimate lifeform, created by Dr. Gerald Robotnik.  This is WHO YOU ARE.

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Do you (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=AYxu_MQSTTY&feature=related) want to see (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wTqsV3q7rRU&feature=user) some magic (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=XHbYTm8U1v8&feature=user)?
No, thanks.

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Why is it that I'm getting a "uk." in the URLs of my Youtube when I am not from the United Kingdom?
I can't say now, but you might want to avoid going to France anytime soon.

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Andrusi, how many people do you know that are awesome enough to replace guitar strings in a parking lot?
Only about two, I think.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on February 18, 2008, 08:22:44 PM
do you have a translated track list for the Coco & Nuts Vocal album?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on February 18, 2008, 08:27:49 PM
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What do you think the pronunciation of "Adrnusi" should be?
Addernoosey.
Are you going to change your name to "Adrnusi," "Addernoosey," or some variant thereof?

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If a person with "Drifting 'N' Syndrome" (DNS for short) types a sentence without using the specified letter, will it pass without detection?
Yes, unless there's a problem connecting to the DNS server.

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Can you think of a witty follow-up to the post I just made involving "DNS Servers?" I can't seem to come up with anythign myself.
I swear I typed that before I read this.
You know what they say about great minds thinking alike!
...
You do, don't you?

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What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Three.
Three of what unit, though?

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Why is it that the more you try to understand life, the less sense it makes, that over-thinking things takes the fun out of them?
Because life really doesn't make any sense sometimes, and that can be a depressing thought.
But if you try not to focus too much on it, you can be happy!

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Is it best to just smile and nod and do whatever seems like a good idea at the time?
Only if you always should "Keittei!~"
What is this "Keittei!~" and what does it mean?

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What am I? (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=l_8yPap-k_s)
You are the ultimate lifeform, created by Dr. Gerald Robotnik.  This is WHO YOU ARE.
But I don't recall being a hedgehog, crashing into earth, or any of that.
Are you sure that I am who you claim I am?

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Why is it that I'm getting a "uk." in the URLs of my Youtube when I am not from the United Kingdom?
I can't say now, but you might want to avoid going to France anytime soon.
Right then. Noted.

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Andrusi, how many people do you know that are awesome enough to replace guitar strings in a parking lot?
Only about two, I think.
Who is the other?!
We must battle to the death!
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 19, 2008, 09:44:33 AM
do you have a translated track list for the Coco & Nuts Vocal album?
I don't even have that album, actually.

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What do you think the pronunciation of "Adrnusi" should be?
Addernoosey.
Are you going to change your name to "Adrnusi," "Addernoosey," or some variant thereof?
Not yet.

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If a person with "Drifting 'N' Syndrome" (DNS for short) types a sentence without using the specified letter, will it pass without detection?
Yes, unless there's a problem connecting to the DNS server.

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Can you think of a witty follow-up to the post I just made involving "DNS Servers?" I can't seem to come up with anythign myself.
I swear I typed that before I read this.
You know what they say about great minds thinking alike!
...
You do, don't you?
Yeah.  "Great minds that think alike are stored in large heads that look alike."

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What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Three.
Three of what unit, though?
That is left as an exercise for the reader.

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Why is it that the more you try to understand life, the less sense it makes, that over-thinking things takes the fun out of them?
Because life really doesn't make any sense sometimes, and that can be a depressing thought.
But if you try not to focus too much on it, you can be happy!
Exactly.

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Is it best to just smile and nod and do whatever seems like a good idea at the time?
Only if you always should "Keittei!~"
What is this "Keittei!~" and what does it mean?
(http://andrusi.tryhappy.net/pcem/happy.gif) It's decided!

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What am I? (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=l_8yPap-k_s)
You are the ultimate lifeform, created by Dr. Gerald Robotnik.  This is WHO YOU ARE.
But I don't recall being a hedgehog, crashing into earth, or any of that.
Are you sure that I am who you claim I am?
Pretty sure.  In this ending, anyway.

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Andrusi, how many people do you know that are awesome enough to replace guitar strings in a parking lot?
Only about two, I think.
Who is the other?!
We must battle to the death!
Fool!  The other is my father!
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Nik Jam on February 19, 2008, 11:39:29 AM
Do the Pretty Cure like The Cure?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Hemari on February 19, 2008, 12:42:38 PM
Who would win in a fight: The Borg or the Daleks?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on February 19, 2008, 01:34:01 PM
Who would win in a fight? The Borg or Pretty Cure (all 11? of them together)?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on February 19, 2008, 01:35:36 PM
GEICO, so easy a caveman could do it?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Jessica HawlSera on February 19, 2008, 01:39:45 PM
Why does Super Paper Mario suck so hard?
Why am I the only one who hates it?
Why couldn't they get NiGHTS right?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on February 19, 2008, 03:14:41 PM
Andrusi, did you not understand in my previous question that I wanted you to give me a question, and then I'd ask you?

Can you do it now?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on February 19, 2008, 04:45:53 PM
do you have the full Yes! Pretty Cure 5 Intro, Ending, and Splash Star ending and willing to give them to me? :D
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ruby Catbot on February 19, 2008, 05:15:22 PM
Andrusi, would you eat green eggs and ham?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on February 19, 2008, 05:19:57 PM
Would you, could you, Andrusi-You-Are?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: TimmiT on February 19, 2008, 06:36:06 PM
Am i a gay asian kitten? (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hwq86xhSKcA)
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 19, 2008, 07:16:24 PM
Do the Pretty Cure like The Cure?
If you could ask all of them, I bet at least one of them would.

Who would win in a fight: The Borg or the Daleks?
Borg, naturally.

I'd probably say Daleks if I was British.

Who would win in a fight? The Borg or Pretty Cure (all 11? of them together)?
I've already worked this out, actually.  Pretty Cure fight the Borg until Dream is defeated and assimilated.  The Borg collective is promptly overwhelmed by Nozomi's insane willpower and other general Nozomi-ness.  All Borg everywhere turn pink and start acting like Nozomi and preparing to fight... I guess it'd be Eternal.  To ensure that they'll be powerful enough to win, they assimilate the rest of Pretty Cure, which is easy now that they all have Cure Dream's power (and becomes increasingly easier as more Cures get assimilated).  The world is saved by the Nozomi-Borg.

I... guess I'll call that a draw.  (http://andrusi.tryhappy.net/pcem/assimilated.gif)

[spoiler=Splash Star spoiler]Also: 11?  Are you leaving out Hikari and Kurumi, or Michiru and Kaoru?[/spoiler]

GEICO, so easy a caveman could do it?
I refuse to answer such a racist question.

Why does Super Paper Mario suck so hard?
I actually have not played it.

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Why am I the only one who hates it?
Because the game is not Holy.

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Why couldn't they get NiGHTS right?
Because NiGHTs is left-handed.

Andrusi, did you not understand in my previous question that I wanted you to give me a question, and then I'd ask you?
I did. I'm just weird.

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Can you do it now?
Sure.  You could ask about the recent change to my custom title, for instance.

do you have the full Yes! Pretty Cure 5 Intro, Ending, and Splash Star ending and willing to give them to me? :D
I have them, but getting them to you will take some doing.  I believe I've mentioned my Internet situation before.

Andrusi, would you eat green eggs and ham?
Nah.  I dislike eggs, regardless of color, and green ham is generally no longer edible.

Would you, could you, Andrusi-You-Are?
See above.

Am i a gay asian kitten? (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hwq86xhSKcA)
I hope not.  If you are, that horny female Asian kitten I sent you in the mail is going to be very frustrated.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on February 19, 2008, 07:21:39 PM
ah yes, forgot the interbut situation

[spoiler]Actually I didn't know either of those, I've only seen up to ep 17 of spash star and the movie, and I'm currently on ep 15 of Y!PC5 as of tonight. I hope for subs of the rest of it soon because I'm enjoying Y!PC5 and I want to be able to know what they are talking about (last series I watched without subs or dub was Sonic X, and I didn't enjoy not know what was being said.[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Zodberg on February 19, 2008, 09:28:17 PM
Andrusi has fat-ass feet! His footprint is like, two bricks big.

Andrusi is totally a pedophile. He wants to Get There Before The Hair.

He has terrible taste in soft drinks. He has gone on record as describing windex as "refreshing".

He likes to draw blood, from the girl's he's knocked out so that he can have his way with their bodies.

You can depend on him to fail.

Gay for suitcase.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on February 19, 2008, 10:07:30 PM
Andrusi, did you not understand in my previous question that I wanted you to give me a question, and then I'd ask you?
I did. I'm just weird.
[/quote]

Can you do it now?
Sure.  You could ask about the recent change to my custom title, for instance.
[/quote]

Alright then, what's with the recent change to your custom title?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 20, 2008, 09:53:36 AM
Hey!  I do not draw blood from girls I've knocked out before I have my way with them.

Alright then, what's with the recent change to your custom title?
I've decided I like Karen more than Honoka.  I know this comes as a shock to you all.

[spoiler]I hope for subs of the rest of it soon because I'm enjoying Y!PC5 and I want to be able to know what they are talking about (last series I watched without subs or dub was Sonic X, and I didn't enjoy not know what was being said.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]I have good news!  I just saved a bunch Quarkboy reports that he is, in fact, alive, and says to tell you all that "I've begun translating again and in fact have finished episodes 21 and 22. I will be doing things in 5 episode batches to help my own sanity, although I have a trip for Kyoto next week to visit the YITP, which may either give me ample time for translating or no time at all."[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on February 20, 2008, 10:05:07 AM
Andrusi, k = DENZEL WASHINTON?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 20, 2008, 11:21:02 AM
Andrusi, k = DENZEL WASHINTON?
Doubtful.  Most variables are equal to, you know, numbers.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on February 20, 2008, 11:30:56 AM
does this mean I can have Honoka? :D
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 20, 2008, 11:42:56 AM
does this mean I can have Honoka? :D
You have always had Honoka.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on February 20, 2008, 11:48:51 AM
:D
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on February 20, 2008, 12:03:50 PM
Andrusi, Honoka is better than honoka?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on February 20, 2008, 12:09:01 PM
SACRILEGE! How could you?!
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 20, 2008, 01:23:42 PM
Andrusi, Honoka is better than honoka?
When did you become a MegaHAL?  Anyway, Honoka is much better than Honoka, although Honoka is better than both of them combined.

SACRILEGE! How could you?!
I'm ashamed of you!  I would have thought you would be more supportive!  But nooo, apparently that doesn't extend to when I reevaluate my religious beliefs.

Sheesh, I just converted from Honokaism to Karenicism.  I'm still Precurian, I still believe in Honoka.  It's not like I became (god forbid) a Moetanologist.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: TimmiT on February 20, 2008, 01:32:55 PM
What is Sonic looking at?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ruby Catbot on February 20, 2008, 01:58:12 PM
Andrusi, what is your favorite color?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 20, 2008, 02:02:16 PM
What is Sonic looking at?
The left edge of the screen.

Andrusi, what is your favorite color?
I am a fan of red, blue, and yellow.  Which is my favorite changes pretty frequently.  At the moment I'm going to go with blue.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Myst on February 20, 2008, 02:30:24 PM
Andrusi do you have a 360?

If so, can I borrow it?

Also why do socks always go missing?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ila on February 20, 2008, 05:09:52 PM
Andrusi! Do you have an objection!?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ruby Catbot on February 20, 2008, 06:34:50 PM
Andrusi, what is your favorite day of the week?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 20, 2008, 06:49:00 PM
Andrusi do you have a 360?

If so, can I borrow it?
No and fuck no.

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Also why do socks always go missing?
Quit questioning the laws of nature and bring the machine more socks.

Andrusi! Do you have an objection!?
I wish I did, but unfortunately I haven't been to a store that sells video games recently enough to have gotten Apollo Justice yet.

Andrusi, what is your favorite day of the week?
Saturday because Transformers.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Hemari on February 20, 2008, 06:51:59 PM
Why is sanity not included?  Do you realize how hard it is to find it at our local grocery?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on February 20, 2008, 06:53:45 PM
Oh, Apollo Justice has been released?
Man, I'm startin' to fall behind on keeping up with video game-related things!

*ahem*
If you were a crazy diamond, would you shine on?

What would you do?
Can they say that on television?
What makes this hidden temple so legendary?
Can you figure it out?
Would you do it if someone double-dared you?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 20, 2008, 07:02:18 PM
Why is sanity not included?  Do you realize how hard it is to find it at our local grocery?
It's expensive to produce, and we figure most people who want sanity for their Andrusi are likely to already have some.

Oh, Apollo Justice has been released?
Man, I'm startin' to fall behind on keeping up with video game-related things!
Apparently.  I'm not entirely sure of it, but people are suddenly acting like it's out, so...

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*ahem*
If you were a crazy diamond, would you shine on?
The person whose diamond in the sky I was.

Alternatively, Karen.

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What would you do?
I'd go to the Pie Pod.

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Can they say that on television?
I... don't remember anything about that one.

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What makes this hidden temple so legendary?
Probably the big talking head.

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Can you figure it out?
I almost had it, but then I performed the secret slime action and ended up completely losing my train of thought.

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Would you do it if someone double-dared you?
Yes.  And then I would need new clothes.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on February 20, 2008, 07:07:49 PM
Does Honoka miss you?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on February 20, 2008, 07:23:20 PM
I think the correct question here would be "Do you miss Honoka?"
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on February 20, 2008, 08:21:28 PM
Apollo Justice came out yesterday.
I haven't received it yet, but I should by mid-next week.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on February 20, 2008, 09:35:43 PM
Andrusi, NCSU = JAM!?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on February 21, 2008, 12:31:46 AM
wait.....when did she become mine? I thought she was yours
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Bartman3010 on February 21, 2008, 01:11:57 AM
What is the square root of 6250000?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on February 21, 2008, 01:14:08 AM
What is the square root of 6250000?
...I can do that one in my head. Honestly.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: H Hog on February 21, 2008, 04:16:21 AM
Quote
*ahem*
If you were a crazy diamond, would you shine on?
The person whose diamond in the sky I was.

Alternatively, Karen.

I don't think he actually asked who you would shine on, just whether or not you would.
"Shine on, you craaaaaaazy diiiiamond...."
But I suppose your answer already explains it enough as it is, so..... Wheeeee~
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on February 21, 2008, 06:25:15 AM
What is the square root of 6250000?
...I can do that one in my head. Honestly.

This guy is not normal... Is he?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: H Hog on February 21, 2008, 07:13:55 AM
"This guy are sick"
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 21, 2008, 09:40:00 AM
Does Honoka miss you?
I think the correct question here would be "Do you miss Honoka?"
wait.....when did she become mine? I thought she was yours
The answer to all of these is that I still have her.  She is, after all, a fictional character, while we are (purportedly) real.  Me having her and you having her are not mutually exclusive.

Andrusi, NCSU = JAM!?
After last night's game, I'm pretty sure thEIr liFE iS PaIn.

What is the square root of 6250000?
2500.

What is the square root of 6250000?
...I can do that one in my head. Honestly.

This guy is not normal... Is he?
Sure he is.  I did it too.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Hemari on February 21, 2008, 09:44:28 AM
WhY mY ShOuLdErS hUrT?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 21, 2008, 10:10:47 AM
WhY mY ShOuLdErS hUrT?
Because your original design included poorly-designed shoulders that couldn't stay up.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: TimmiT on February 21, 2008, 12:02:16 PM
Why do i ask this question?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on February 21, 2008, 12:33:07 PM
WHAT!?

Will you take me to Funkytown?

Do you feel like I do?

Isn't it ironic?

Who are you?

How does he do it?

Who do you think you are?!

Who knew?

What if, what if, what if, what if I?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Kiddo Cabbusses on February 21, 2008, 01:54:18 PM
Quote from: HOOVER! link=topic=303.msg19081#msg19081 date=1203615187
Isn't it ironic?
[/quote

Like rain on your wedding day?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ila on February 21, 2008, 02:58:16 PM
Andrusi! I played Apollo Justice! Do I understand?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Kiddo Cabbusses on February 21, 2008, 08:15:32 PM
Andrusi! I played Apollo Justice! Do I understand?

No, Andrusi specifically said PHOENIX WRIGHT.

... Trucy is adorable though.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 21, 2008, 09:43:25 PM
Why do i ask this question?
Because you want to receive this answer.

WHAT!?
Main screen turn on.

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Will you take me to Funkytown?
NO

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Do you feel like I do?
We do have similar textures, yes.

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Isn't it ironic?
Not particularly.

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Who are you?
I am a garden gnome!  I will sit in Professor Gerald's lawn and protect his rose bushes!  This is WHO I AM!

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How does he do it?
Well, he puts his penis in the girl's vagina and moves around in various ways.

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Who do you think you are?!
Andrusi.

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Who knew?
The Shadow knew.

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What if, what if, what if, what if I?
Then, then, then, then you'd.

Andrusi! I played Apollo Justice! Do I understand?
If you'd played Phoenix Wright, you'd know.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Hemari on February 21, 2008, 09:44:00 PM
Were you expecting someone else?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 21, 2008, 09:54:52 PM
Were you expecting someone else?
I'm not expecting at all.  I'm male, after all.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: H Hog on February 22, 2008, 07:23:37 AM
Was there any doubt on that?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 22, 2008, 09:01:30 AM
Was there any doubt on that?
I didn't think there was, but after Keith asked that question, I'm not so sure.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Hemari on February 22, 2008, 11:38:03 AM
You mean you aren't a hot girl?

I guess I shouldn't have popped asked the question, then.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Jessica HawlSera on February 22, 2008, 11:54:08 AM
It's alive?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: TimmiT on February 22, 2008, 12:39:45 PM
I played Phoenix Wright, do i understand?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on February 22, 2008, 01:01:55 PM
when will my CycloDS Ship :<
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on February 22, 2008, 01:08:27 PM
when will my CycloDS Ship :<

Nobody on it ate cows, did they?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 22, 2008, 01:35:57 PM
You mean you aren't a hot girl?
Well, now I'm starting to wonder...

::checks::

Yup, male.

It's alive?
JELL-O

I played Phoenix Wright, do i understand?
Yes.

when will my CycloDS Ship :<
In five seconds.

when will my CycloDS Ship :<

Nobody on it ate cows, did they?
I did.  Cows are tasty.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on February 22, 2008, 04:20:04 PM
did Y!PC5 get a movie?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 22, 2008, 05:11:07 PM
did Y!PC5 get a movie?
Yes.  Hasn't been subbed yet, though.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on February 22, 2008, 05:26:14 PM
aww poo, I just watched ep 20 of it last night and now have to wait god know how long for more subs :<
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 22, 2008, 05:45:50 PM
For the record, Quarkboy says Urara's song really is that stupid and he worked hard to preserve its stupidity in the translation.

I can't wait for the next five fansub episodes.  There's some good stuff coming up.  The bad news is this also involves Milk's introduction.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on February 22, 2008, 06:17:40 PM
yeah I saw that in the preview for ep 21, is Milk a bad character?

When will they defeat the first 3 main baddies?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Hemari on February 22, 2008, 06:20:23 PM
Milk: Does a body good!
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on February 22, 2008, 08:42:25 PM
Why am I the only person who's played Precure songs in Audiosurf? They make for some fun stages.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 22, 2008, 08:53:09 PM
yeah I saw that in the preview for ep 21, is Milk a bad character?
If you have any sympathy whatsoever for Nozomi, it's hard not to dislike a character who's a bratty, selfish bully and makes a point of antagonizing Nozomi to an unreasonable extent.

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When will they defeat the first 3 main baddies?
One of them goes down pretty soon.  The others not 'til later.

Why am I the only person who's played Precure songs in Audiosurf? They make for some fun stages.
Do what now?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Hemari on February 22, 2008, 09:49:16 PM
Is that my microwave?

You mean you aren't a hot girl?
Well, now I'm starting to wonder...

::checks::

Yup, male.

You... you mislead me!! You gave me mixed signals!!  Why?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 23, 2008, 12:12:24 PM
Is that my microwave?
No, it's mine!  All mine!  Mwahahahaha!

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You mean you aren't a hot girl?
Well, now I'm starting to wonder...

::checks::

Yup, male.

You... you mislead me!! You gave me mixed signals!!  Why?
Well you can't very well serve signal salad that's just a pile of red lights next to a pile of yellow lights and a pile of green lights, now can you?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on February 23, 2008, 01:47:37 PM
You can't very well serve signal salad that's just a pile of red lights next to a pile of yellow lights and a pile of green lights, now can you?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Hemari on February 23, 2008, 05:34:24 PM
Is that my microwave?
No, it's mine!  All mine!  Mwahahahaha!
Dammit, first my soap, now this.  Where will it all end?!

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You mean you aren't a hot girl?
Well, now I'm starting to wonder...

::checks::

Yup, male.

You... you mislead me!! You gave me mixed signals!!  Why?
Well you can't very well serve signal salad that's just a pile of red lights next to a pile of yellow lights and a pile of green lights, now can you?

Hey!  I'm asking the questions here! *WHACK* Where did you hide the microfilm?!
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 23, 2008, 08:43:22 PM
You can't very well serve signal salad that's just a pile of red lights next to a pile of yellow lights and a pile of green lights, now can you?
Of course you can't.

Is that my microwave?
No, it's mine!  All mine!  Mwahahahaha!
Dammit, first my soap, now this.  Where will it all end?!
Stavro Mueller Beta, street number 42.  Or So I Heard (http://www.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OrSoIHeard).

Quote
Quote
You mean you aren't a hot girl?
Well, now I'm starting to wonder...

::checks::

Yup, male.

You... you mislead me!! You gave me mixed signals!!  Why?
Well you can't very well serve signal salad that's just a pile of red lights next to a pile of yellow lights and a pile of green lights, now can you?

Hey!  I'm asking the questions here! *WHACK*
Who said I couldn't ask questions of my own?

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Where did you hide the microfilm?!
Someplace I knew nobody would ever look.  Namely, in the case to the Eragon DVD in the cabinet in the SER living room.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on February 23, 2008, 11:22:34 PM
what's the best way to add details (mold style) to a Transformer? (I want to modify the Camaro's front end a bit)
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 24, 2008, 03:01:58 PM
what's the best way to add details (mold style) to a Transformer? (I want to modify the Camaro's front end a bit)
Hell if I know.  My only attempts at customizing are a couple of Micromasters and a spare BM Obsidian which have been given odd and poorly-applied paint.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: yaj on February 25, 2008, 02:26:50 PM
what's the best way to add details (mold style) to a Transformer? (I want to modify the Camaro's front end a bit)
Hell if I know.  My only attempts at customizing are a couple of Micromasters and a spare BM Obsidian which have been given odd and poorly-applied paint.

Who did you hear this from?

Was it Andrusi? Did you hear this from Andrusi?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Stack on February 25, 2008, 03:07:45 PM
Why doesn't Andrusi answer the questions he himself asks?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Artwood on February 25, 2008, 03:09:44 PM
Because the topic title's "Ask Andrusi", not "Andrusi Asks".
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ila on February 25, 2008, 03:21:24 PM
Andrusi! What do you want for Christmas?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: yaj on February 25, 2008, 04:04:54 PM
Because the topic title's "Ask Andrusi", not "Andrusi Asks".

NO!
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ruby Catbot on February 25, 2008, 05:22:34 PM
Andrusi, have you ever watched Prétear?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 25, 2008, 05:40:12 PM
what's the best way to add details (mold style) to a Transformer? (I want to modify the Camaro's front end a bit)
Hell if I know.  My only attempts at customizing are a couple of Micromasters and a spare BM Obsidian which have been given odd and poorly-applied paint.

Who did you hear this from?

Was it Andrusi? Did you hear this from Andrusi?
No, of course not!  I heard it from Andrusi.

Why doesn't Andrusi answer the questions he himself asks?
Because the thread is Ask Andrusi, not All Questions Answered By Andrusi.  Strictly speaking, I'm not under any obligation to answer anyone's questions.

Andrusi! What do you want for Christmas?
My two front teeth You I don't know yet.  I'll have to see what sort of stuff is available, and what I don't already have, when the end of the year is approaching.

Though I certainly wouldn't mind if a free Expensive!Aqua (http://www.hlj.com/product/MEG80772) dropped into my lap.  Er, proverbially.  Meant literally, that would a) probably hurt and b) not sound right at all.

Andrusi, have you ever watched Prétear?
Can't say that I have.

Well, I can say that I have, but if I did, I'd be lying.

Unless I've simply forgotten.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on February 25, 2008, 07:10:04 PM
Do you liek Mudkipz?

Do you like waffles?

Do you like pancakes?

Do you like french toast?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Hemari on February 25, 2008, 07:15:35 PM
Andrusi, have you ever watched Prétear?
Can't say that I have.

Well, I can say that I have, but if I did, I'd be lying.

Unless I've simply forgotten.

Is it possible you've complexly forgotten?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ruby Catbot on February 25, 2008, 07:20:27 PM
Will you now watch Prétear and express your opinions about it?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on February 25, 2008, 07:44:49 PM
That day... The day that the rain turned to snow.
Did you see a black car?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Jessica HawlSera on February 25, 2008, 10:21:34 PM
Why can't Gordan Freeman talk?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 26, 2008, 04:18:14 PM
Do you liek Mudkipz?
They're all right.  Torchic's better.

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Do you like waffles?
Yes.

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Do you like pancakes?
Yes.

Quote
Do you like french toast?
I don't hate it.

Andrusi, have you ever watched Prétear?
Can't say that I have.

Well, I can say that I have, but if I did, I'd be lying.

Unless I've simply forgotten.

Is it possible you've complexly forgotten?
No.  My forgetting is always simple.

Will you now watch Prétear and express your opinions about it?
Noooobody knows.

That day... The day that the rain turned to snow.
Did you see a black car?
*sigh* Times are tough.

Why can't Gordan Freeman talk?
Because he does not believe in himself.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ila on February 26, 2008, 05:26:54 PM
Andrusi! Wheres the next somewhat cure? (Feel free to kill me for asking)
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 26, 2008, 08:34:39 PM
Andrusi! Wheres the next somewhat cure? (Feel free to kill me for asking)
In the very near future.  It jumps forward a bit and involves Porun whining.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ruby Catbot on February 27, 2008, 07:12:31 PM
Andrusi, why does my bladder feel so weird all of a sudden?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on February 27, 2008, 07:44:43 PM
Andrusi can you give me a translation of "Smile, Go Go"'s lyrics?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 28, 2008, 10:50:30 AM
Andrusi, why does my bladder feel so weird all of a sudden?
Ah, that'd be the Borg nanoprobes I slipped into your underwear.

Andrusi can you give me a translation of "Smile, Go Go"'s lyrics?
http://community.livejournal.com/precure/275209.html
As the post says, these are not 100% direct translations.  (I'm sure someone has done that, but I can't find it.)  These are actually the same lyrics that were used for the English versions in The Secret Recordings.

Also. (http://community.livejournal.com/precure/76770.html)  (I need do this for Smile, Go Go at some point.)

In only vaguely related news, this link (http://community.livejournal.com/precure/222069.html) is for my convenience so I don't have to do a search later.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: H Hog on February 28, 2008, 02:09:46 PM
Wait wait wait wait......



.......You slipped something in Ruby's underwear?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on February 28, 2008, 02:30:17 PM
Also. (http://community.livejournal.com/precure/76770.html)  (I need do this for Smile, Go Go at some point.)

Can you also make it fit Max Heart? :D
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: TimmiT on February 28, 2008, 06:31:37 PM
Do you love me? :3
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 29, 2008, 02:16:07 PM
Wait wait wait wait......



.......You slipped something in Ruby's underwear?
I was practicing.

Also. (http://community.livejournal.com/precure/76770.html)  (I need do this for Smile, Go Go at some point.)

Can you also make it fit Max Heart? :D
Might be worth doing.  I was about to say you just replace every instance of "Max Heart" with "Makuta," but a lot of the lyrics sound different in the MH version.

Do you love me? :3
No, not even now that you can dance.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on February 29, 2008, 05:17:36 PM
Also. (http://community.livejournal.com/precure/76770.html)  (I need do this for Smile, Go Go at some point.)

Can you also make it fit Max Heart? :D
Might be worth doing.  I was about to say you just replace every instance of "Max Heart" with "Makuta," but a lot of the lyrics sound different in the MH version.

Yeah, that and I only got the Karaoke of Max Heart and Smile and Go Go
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on February 29, 2008, 05:51:03 PM
Andrusi, tell me what you think of THIS] (http://donnyku.nothingforfree.com/purlyQahMax.mp3)
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ila on March 01, 2008, 02:06:52 AM
......what the fuck donnyku? That was scary.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Shev on March 01, 2008, 02:09:33 AM
@Andrusi - What sound does a hedgehog make?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on March 01, 2008, 01:02:40 PM
What the hell is going on?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Sz on March 01, 2008, 03:36:09 PM
Andy, are you pure evil?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Hemari on March 01, 2008, 03:55:01 PM
Which version of Pokemon is your favorite?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on March 01, 2008, 07:39:14 PM
Who is your favorite Pokèmon?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 01, 2008, 07:48:06 PM
Andrusi, tell me what you think of THIS] (http://donnyku.nothingforfree.com/purlyQahMax.mp3)
Epic.  Truly epic.

......what the fuck donnyku? That was scary.
It was epic.  Truly epic.

@Andrusi - What sound does a hedgehog make?
Sort of a "bwup" sound when it jumps (except in CD games, where it's more of a "bWaaAp"), and kind of an engine-revving sound when it spindashes.

What the hell is going on?
We defeated the boss.  Now we have to get back to the entrance before the dungeon collapses.

Andy, are you pure evil?
I'm actually only about one quarter evil.  My father is half evil and half 9 volt battery, and my mother is pure buyers.

Which version of Pokemon is your favorite?
The version from this universe.  That mirror universe version where you run around catching humans is just too weird for me.

Who is your favorite Pokèmon?
I can't decide whether Magnezone is at least three times as good as Magnemite.  If so, that--if not, Magneton.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ruby Catbot on March 01, 2008, 09:12:44 PM
Andrusi, can I take you to internet court?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on March 02, 2008, 03:18:51 AM
WHERE DOES THIS M DRAMA KEEP COMING FROM?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Josh on March 02, 2008, 03:22:29 AM
Andrusi, what will you be doing 7 days, 15 hours, and 8 minutes from the time I hit post?

Andrusi, are you planning on continuing to run this thread 'til we move on to our new home, Moogles Eat Caverns?

Andrusi, tell me about the formulation and history and details of that one hoax were Knuckles has Amy's dress and she's hiding behind a 10-ring monitor.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ila on March 02, 2008, 03:34:49 AM
Andrusi! Is it time?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on March 02, 2008, 03:54:50 AM
What is the purpose of the goggles?

(Too easy?)
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 02, 2008, 07:35:10 AM
Andrusi, can I take you to internet court?
I figured you were already Internet courting someone else.

WHERE DOES THIS M DRAMA KEEP COMING FROM?
Various parts of Africa.  Drama is Egypt's #3 export, for instance.  (The second is the pyramids that are constantly being produced naturally by their sand, and the first is telephones.  Why telephones?  I don't know.)

Andrusi, what will you be doing 7 days, 15 hours, and 8 minutes from the time I hit post?
Hell if I know.  Probably eating.

Now, one day and ten minutes earlier than that, I'll probably realize the episode of Yes! Pretty Cure 5GoGo where Rouge's new attack is shown is coming on soon.  Not that that'll actually mean anything to me until the next morning at the earliest.

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Andrusi, are you planning on continuing to run this thread 'til we move on to our new home, Moogles Eat Caverns?
Sure.  Although, didn't you hear?  Our new home is going to be Flying Batteries Eat Zones.

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Andrusi, tell me about the formulation and history and details of that one hoax were Knuckles has Amy's dress and she's hiding behind a 10-ring monitor.
I think it started with me editing out a sprite of just Amy's dress, for reasons now lost to history.  I don't remember whether I had the idea and hunted down the Knuckles sprite for it, or if I happened to have the Knuckles sprite nearby (maybe I was planning to have him wearing the dress?) and just suddenly had a random thought, but I decided to put them together.  At some point, two different things happened:
1) I decided to use this as part of the header for the Flying Battery Zone's short-lived hoax section.  (Ah, the FBZ.  Back when frames were still cool.)
2) I reasoned that Amy must be naked now, so I decided she must be hiding behind something.  As it turned out, I had a shield monitor handy.

People seemed to like the joke, so I made a full hoax out of it.  I was actually kind of lazy about it, just finding a location in Sonic 2 that already had a powerup and waiting for Sonic and Tails to enter appropriate-looking frames of their waiting animations.

Andrusi! Is it time?
Yes, it is absolutely time for you to tell me who that is in your avatar.

What is the purpose of the goggles?
Goggles make you cool and get you all the girls.

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(Too easy?)
Nothing wrong with easy questions.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Tokkan on March 02, 2008, 07:38:28 AM
Yes, it is absolutely time for you to tell me who that is in your avatar.

That would be Natsuki Kuga from Mai-HiME.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ruby Catbot on March 02, 2008, 04:12:10 PM
Andrusi, is it really that fun to take everything out of context?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 02, 2008, 05:42:55 PM
Andrusi, is it really that fun to take everything out of context?
(http://andrusi.tryhappy.net/avs/yescontext5.jpg)
Does that answer your question?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ruby Catbot on March 02, 2008, 07:50:05 PM
Andrusi, does this mean you're a BDSM nut
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Silvercanth on March 02, 2008, 09:32:17 PM
I wonder if it's possible for you to answer questions that are in the form of a sentence.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ruby Catbot on March 02, 2008, 09:46:46 PM
Andrusi what is more important, spelling or grammar
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: H Hog on March 03, 2008, 04:06:16 AM
Hey Andrusi, do you still happen to have that very first e-mail I once sent you that had my hoaxes in it (the ones that eventually went to the Moogle Cavern)? If so, could you forward it to me again because I really want to know what my train of thought was on that one.
If not, that's okay, I guess.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Zodberg on March 03, 2008, 11:29:46 AM
http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/8951/dsc00471vx4.jpg

What transformers are these?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on March 03, 2008, 02:49:16 PM
Hisssss hisss hiss hissss?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 03, 2008, 05:21:56 PM
Andrusi, does this mean you're a BDSM nut
Not really.

I wonder if it's possible for you to answer questions that are in the form of a sentence.
I think you mean "statement."  A sentence in the interrogative is still a sentence.

Andrusi what is more important, spelling or grammar
Grammar, though both are important.

Hey Andrusi, do you still happen to have that very first e-mail I once sent you that had my hoaxes in it (the ones that eventually went to the Moogle Cavern)? If so, could you forward it to me again because I really want to know what my train of thought was on that one.
If not, that's okay, I guess.
Doesn't look like it.  That would have been in my AOL days, and all my AOL mail appears to be lost to history.

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/8951/dsc00471vx4.jpg

What transformers are these?
Image isn't loading properly for me.  Problem's probably on my end--it seems to be a HUEG image, and those always trip up this craputer.

Hisssss hisss hiss hissss?
Do I look like a wizard to you?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Shinde on March 03, 2008, 06:05:58 PM
If I have to take it to the lucky, will you tell me, and how will I change, if at all?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Silvercanth on March 03, 2008, 06:06:48 PM
Andrusi, do you ever look behind spoiler tags, even if it may contain something you don't want to see?

[spoiler]You just lost the game. And my grammar is flawless. T.T[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on March 03, 2008, 06:15:26 PM
Who is Psi-Lord?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: James on March 03, 2008, 06:17:09 PM
FRANKLIN RICHARDS
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Silvercanth on March 03, 2008, 06:30:53 PM
Formerly known as Sexy Mr.R.O.B., formerly known as Silvercanth, formerly known as your mother.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 04, 2008, 12:28:41 PM
If I have to take it to the lucky, will you tell me, and how will I change, if at all?
No.  These things you must figure out for yourself.

Andrusi, do you ever look behind spoiler tags, even if it may contain something you don't want to see?

[spoiler]You just lost the game. And my grammar is flawless. T.T[/spoiler]
It's hard to say.  Usually, if I'm in the right place to see spoiler tags, I already don't mind being spoiled.

[spoiler]And I already won the game.  Didn't you know?[/spoiler]

Who is Psi-Lord?
Any Psi-Lord other than Ω is a worthless consumer model.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Shev on March 06, 2008, 11:11:57 AM
@Andrusi - What's your opinion on the current uses of el oh el?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 06, 2008, 11:39:29 AM
@Andrusi - What's your opinion on the current uses of el oh el?
I think it's a terrible waste of lolium.  We should be conserving our rare minerals.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on March 06, 2008, 12:21:44 PM
Andrusi, how do I corrupt el oh el?

Do you believe in life after love?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 06, 2008, 06:24:46 PM
Andrusi, how do I corrupt el oh el?
I say download it a few times without checking for bad packets.

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Do you believe in life after love?
Yes.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Shev on March 06, 2008, 06:52:54 PM
@Andrusi - What's your opinion on the current uses of el oh el?
I think it's a terrible waste of lolium.  We should be conserving our rare minerals.

I concur. I hear roffletholyne is made from dinosaur bones.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ruby Catbot on March 06, 2008, 07:42:27 PM
Andrusi, why is road kill usually only seen on the sides of roads?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 07, 2008, 09:14:23 AM
Andrusi, why is road kill usually only seen on the sides of roads?
Because if it's roadkill, it's dead, so it wouldn't make much sense for it to be heard on the sides of roads.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on March 07, 2008, 11:38:53 AM
Why do I enjoy the Dynasty Warriors series so much? :<
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 07, 2008, 05:03:21 PM
Why do I enjoy the Dynasty Warriors series so much? :<
Because you think Zhen Ji is sexy.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on March 07, 2008, 05:06:05 PM
I'm more of a Lu Bu man myself, and his look in 6 is beautiful
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Kiddo Cabbusses on March 07, 2008, 05:48:43 PM
Do you pursue Lu Bu?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ruby Catbot on March 08, 2008, 01:44:22 AM
Andrusi,
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8cH25-4Gdw[/youtube] ?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on March 08, 2008, 01:56:02 AM
Andrusi,
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8cH25-4Gdw[/youtube] ?

Why is that so entertaining?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Nik Jam on March 08, 2008, 02:04:22 AM
It's not.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 08, 2008, 10:46:33 PM
Do you pursue Lu Bu?
Nu.

Andrusi,
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8cH25-4Gdw[/youtube] ?
Sure, why not?

Andrusi,
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8cH25-4Gdw[/youtube] ?

Why is that so entertaining?
That's a silly question.  Nagisa getting hit in the head by magic things from the sky is always entertaining.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: H Hog on March 08, 2008, 11:37:25 PM
Why is the same Youtube movie embedded 4 times on one page? =\
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on March 09, 2008, 12:57:28 AM
Because it was quoted.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 09, 2008, 01:41:57 PM
Why is the same Youtube movie embedded 4 times on one page? =\
Nagisa getting hit in the head by magic things from the sky is just that entertaining.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Myst on March 09, 2008, 04:42:55 PM
Where were you on 1/31/07?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 10, 2008, 10:52:16 AM
Where were you on 1/31/07?
Raleigh. 
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on March 10, 2008, 12:41:59 PM
How much do you think I got for selling my Falcon Punch?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ruby Catbot on March 10, 2008, 12:46:19 PM
Andrusi, where can I get affordable health care?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 13, 2008, 02:14:12 PM
How much do you think I got for selling my Falcon Punch?
About five bucks.

Andrusi, where can I get affordable health care?
Probably at home.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on March 13, 2008, 02:59:41 PM
How much do you think I got for selling my Falcon Punch?
About five bucks.

$25 :D
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 14, 2008, 10:53:11 AM
How much do you think I got for selling my Falcon Punch?
About five bucks.

$25 :D
Nice.  (http://andrusi.tryhappy.net/pcem/cool.gif)
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on March 14, 2008, 12:23:01 PM
Only $25?

That stuff can cause cosmic supernovas.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Stack on March 14, 2008, 01:22:19 PM
Andrusi, what do you think of Tom and Jerry?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on March 14, 2008, 01:32:32 PM
Andrusi, what do you think of Ben and Jerry's?

Andrusi, what do you think of Link's Fairies?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on March 14, 2008, 07:30:20 PM
Andrusi! Why?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 15, 2008, 09:50:48 AM
Andrusi, what do you think of Tom and Jerry?
God I hate Jerry.

Andrusi, what do you think of Ben and Jerry's?
Best ice cream in the galuniworld.

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Andrusi, what do you think of Link's Fairies?
They are small.

Andrusi! Why?
Andrusi!  M!  Andrusi!  C!  Andrusi!  A!
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on March 15, 2008, 03:28:31 PM
Andrusi, why did you skip my question? =<

Only $25?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 16, 2008, 02:40:59 PM
Andrusi, why did you skip my question? =<
That wasn't a question.  It was an expression of disbelief.  I can't answer expressions of disbelief.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Myst on March 16, 2008, 05:58:14 PM
What color underwear am I wearing?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 16, 2008, 06:44:59 PM
What color underwear am I wearing?
Trick question!  You're not wearing underwear at all.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on March 16, 2008, 06:57:54 PM
Where's my watch?
What's in my hand?
You're looking in on me aren't you?
What''s the third line on page 57?
Who are you?
You're afraid right now, aren't you?
What happened to my wife?
What's up Connie?
Did you just call John?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Myst on March 16, 2008, 07:46:59 PM
What color underwear am I wearing?
Trick question!  You're not wearing underwear at all.

Normally that answer would be correct, but I just checked.

Boxers.

They're grey with black stripes.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 16, 2008, 07:57:49 PM
It's your fault for asking a stupid question.

Where's my watch?
On the "My eBay" page.

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What's in my hand?
Bones, muscles, nerves, a bit of fat, blood vessels (and blood of course), fingernails, skin.

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You're looking in on me aren't you?
No, I'm looking through you.

And you're nowhere.

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What''s the third line on page 57?
NAPA Auto Parts

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Who are you?
I am the walrus.

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You're afraid right now, aren't you?
Not particularly.

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What happened to my wife?
My lawyer has advised me not to comment on this matter.

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What's up Connie?
It's spelled "upkani."  It's a type of curry which is made with the ink of a ballpoint pen.

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Did you just call John?
No.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Mr. T on March 19, 2008, 02:51:38 PM
Andrusi, what have you learned during my absence?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 19, 2008, 07:15:16 PM
Andrusi, what have you learned during my absence?
That my life is incomplete without you.  (http://andrusi.tryhappy.net/pcem/sad.gif)
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: TimmiT on March 19, 2008, 07:26:28 PM
Andrusi, am i funny?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: 0005 maS maS on March 19, 2008, 07:32:59 PM
Andrusi, why did the little girl fall off the swing?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 19, 2008, 07:41:53 PM
Andrusi, am i funny?
Sometimes.

Andrusi, why did the little girl fall off the swing?
There wasn't enough room for both of you.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on March 19, 2008, 07:54:06 PM
Andrusi!

If knowledge is power, and power corrupts, and corruption leads to evil, then doesn't that mean that knowledge is evil?
What am I?
What am I fighting fooooooor?
What would you do if you only had 24 hours left to live?
How do YOU get from Point A to Point B?
Are clowns metals?
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Why?
...who are you again?
I want to know - have you ever seen the rain?
Do what now?
What is your main goal in life?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Jessica HawlSera on March 19, 2008, 08:36:04 PM
When will I lose my virginity?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on March 20, 2008, 02:48:53 AM
Those above me are good questions, aren't they?

TV or Radio?
VHS or DVD?
Desktop computer or Laptop?
Remote or Wiimote?
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
Why am I typing all these silly questions at 2:47am when I clearly should be in bed, especially with this headache I have?
What am I?
Who am I?
Where am I?
How am I?
When am I?
Which am I?


AM I DONE YET?

[spoiler]Yes I am.[/spoiler]

Those this last question make me lie?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ila on March 20, 2008, 03:39:42 AM
Andrusi! How long do you plan to do this for?
(I'm running out of questions!)
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 20, 2008, 09:58:48 AM
Andrusi!

If knowledge is power, and power corrupts, and corruption leads to evil, then doesn't that mean that knowledge is evil?
No, of course not.  It just means you have to run Scandisk regularly.

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What am I?
You are the ultimate lifeform created by Dr. Gerald Robotnik.  This is WHO YOU ARE.

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What am I fighting fooooooor?


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What would you do if you only had 24 hours left to live?
I'd point out that I am already alive and in fact became so 24 years before it was required of me, and inquire as to the reason I was being reminded of this deadline.

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How do YOU get from Point A to Point B?
I move my hand so my finger is now pointing at B instead of A.

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Are clowns metals?
No, though I hear zinc is a mime.

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Is this the real life?
This is the ult.

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Is this just fantasy?
Yes, but it's not final.

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Why?
MCA.

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...who are you again?
I am Sailor Moon!  Champion of justice!  I will right wrongs and triumph over evil, and that means you!

(And I can't remember what it was that I watched that led me to so frequently see the commercial that had that whole speech in it.)

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I want to know - have you ever seen the rain?
Just last night, actually.  It was pouring.

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Do what now?
Yes.  Now is the perfect time to do what.

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What is your main goal in life?
To collect the 55 Pinkies, complete the Dream Collet, and restore the kingdom of Palmier.

When will I lose my virginity?
...Ooh.  That means the prostitutes are at Pasta's house.  This won't end well.

Those above me are good questions, aren't they?
Some of 'em.

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TV or Radio?
TV.

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VHS or DVD?
DVD works on my computer!

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Desktop computer or Laptop?
I've got a desktop myself, but I like both.

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Remote or Wiimote?
Wii Remote.  Ha!

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Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To demonstrate an old joke.

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Why am I typing all these silly questions at 2:47am when I clearly should be in bed, especially with this headache I have?
Because you think my avatar is glaring at you, and you're scared to go to sleep until you figure out what it is she wants from you.

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What am I?
A purple fox in an orange cat costume.

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Who am I?
Blails.

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Where am I?
Québec.

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How am I?
Just fine, thank me.

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When am I?
2:48:53 AM, your time.

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Which am I?
HE'S A WHICH!  ::hangs you::

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AM I DONE YET?
Yes.

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Those this last question make me lie?
I can't answer that, as you are done.

Andrusi! How long do you plan to do this for?
(I'm running out of questions!)
Indefinitely.

(What the hell, computer?  I totally copied a closing quote tag.  Why'd you keep pasting opening tags?)
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: TimmiT on March 20, 2008, 10:55:02 AM
what is this?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on March 20, 2008, 01:52:37 PM
Andrusi!

If knowledge is power, and power corrupts, and corruption leads to evil, then doesn't that mean that knowledge is evil?
No, of course not.  It just means you have to run Scandisk regularly.
Will chkdsk do?


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What am I fighting fooooooor?
You missed one.

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Are clowns metals?
No, though I hear zinc is a mime.
What?!
She never told me (she never told me)... She never-- She never told me she was a mime!

When will I lose my virginity?
...Ooh.  That means the prostitutes are at Pasta's house.  This won't end well.
The pasta house is where it's at?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Myst on March 20, 2008, 05:24:13 PM
Whatever did happen to Robot Jones?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on March 20, 2008, 06:32:55 PM
Why does it rain?
Why is the sky so blue?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on March 21, 2008, 01:11:26 AM
Aaah! Real Monsters?

Whose line is it anyway?

Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Tokkan on March 21, 2008, 01:30:41 AM
Andrusi, why are you Andrusi?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on March 21, 2008, 03:40:09 AM
Andrusi, why a--- DANG IT! Why did Tokkan steal my question!?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 21, 2008, 12:29:20 PM
what is this?
What is this?  Hey you, don't do that, don't do that, no more...

Andrusi!

If knowledge is power, and power corrupts, and corruption leads to evil, then doesn't that mean that knowledge is evil?
No, of course not.  It just means you have to run Scandisk regularly.
Will chkdsk do?
With the /f switch.

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What am I fighting fooooooor?
You missed one.
No, I didn't.  I gave the answer quite clearly as



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When will I lose my virginity?
...Ooh.  That means the prostitutes are at Pasta's house.  This won't end well.
The pasta house is where it's at?
Actually, splattin' bugs is where it's at.

Whatever did happen to Robot Jones?
He got cancelled.

Why does it rain?
God is really depressed right now.

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Why is the sky so blue?
It's been edited into Andrusi.  See how the sun is yellow?

Aaah! Real Monsters?
Can you say "bunny rabbit"?

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Whose line is it anyway?
Walt Disney's.  Since he's dead, we've kind of been waiting for a while.

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That's a ridiculous accusation.  I'd never do such a thing.  She'll deny it, too.

Andrusi, why are you Andrusi?
It's modified from "andrewsi" as in Protoceratops andrewsi.

Andrusi, why a--- DANG IT! Why did Tokkan steal my question!?
He's trying to get your Ice Sword.  You know how these game mechanics work.  The Steal command doesn't let him choose.  That's also why your socks are missing.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: TimmiT on March 21, 2008, 02:35:35 PM
Will SSBB ever get in Europe?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 23, 2008, 06:17:08 PM
Will SSBB ever get in Europe?

No.  The Sock Slicing Board of Burlington will never open any European branches.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: H Hog on March 23, 2008, 08:36:42 PM
Hey Andy, what's that you're drawing?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on March 23, 2008, 10:21:07 PM
Andrusi, have you gotten Siren yet?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on March 24, 2008, 05:38:11 AM
What's the square root of 1337?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: TimmiT on March 24, 2008, 06:59:57 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!?!?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on March 24, 2008, 07:11:10 AM
SuitCase is actually a bucket? What am I reading FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on March 24, 2008, 12:40:55 PM
is Y!PC5 finished being subbed yet? What about Go Go? how's that coming along?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 24, 2008, 02:09:39 PM
Hey Andy, what's that you're drawing?
Attention.

Andrusi, have you gotten Siren yet?
I don't even have Nightbeat yet.

What's the square root of 1337?
Don't be so irrational.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!?!?
Yes.

SuitCase is actually a bucket?
No, Luckett is a bucket.  Suitcase is a bootlace.

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What am I reading FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR?
To protect the world from devastation.

is Y!PC5 finished being subbed yet? What about Go Go? how's that coming along?
Quarkboy still hasn't released episodes 21 and up yet.  Though he did give us a non-shitty version of the movie raw (which I haven't seen yet--new av is from a lower-quality version).
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Your Pure Sexcellence on March 24, 2008, 04:59:04 PM
Hey Andy, what would happen if every man in the world turned gay and every woman in the world became a lesbian? :0
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 25, 2008, 09:59:56 AM
Hey Andy, what would happen if every man in the world turned gay and every woman in the world became a lesbian? :0
The human race would survive, thanks to the timely intervention of people who are willing to act outside their usual sexual preferences for money and people who have lots of money.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ila on March 25, 2008, 10:15:41 AM
Hey Andy, what would happen if every man in the world turned gay and every woman in the world became a lesbian and everybody decided to burn all their money?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 25, 2008, 10:35:08 AM
Hey Andy, what would happen if every man in the world turned gay and every woman in the world became a lesbian and everybody decided to burn all their money?
The situation would still be handled, but with a different kind of wealth.  For example:
RUBY: Hey, Kat, I'll have sex with you!
KAT: Yay!
RUBY: But only if you have sex with Seph first.
KAT: ...oh.  Well, all right.
SEPH: That's stupid.  I don't want to have sex with Kat.
RUBY: You can have Artemus.
SEPH: Awesome!
ARTEMUS: Wait, what?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: H Hog on March 25, 2008, 10:38:45 AM
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'Banished! Me! For showing that I was human! And what would humans be without love?'
RARE, said Death. NEVERTHELESS --
--excerpt from Sourcery, the fifth Discworld novel
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: James on March 25, 2008, 10:40:02 AM
...

*came out of left field*
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 25, 2008, 10:56:21 AM
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'Banished! Me! For showing that I was human! And what would humans be without love?'
RARE, said Death. NEVERTHELESS --
--excerpt from Sourcery, the fifth Discworld novel
I'm gonna have to agree with Death's answer here.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on March 25, 2008, 04:14:19 PM
I'd prefer Medium Rare myself, what about you?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 25, 2008, 05:27:46 PM
I'd prefer Medium Rare myself, what about you?

Personally, I like my steak medium.  I suppose I'd prefer my human to be medium as well.

Maya, for instance.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on March 25, 2008, 08:12:46 PM
What is love?

Why did it take 17 pages for someone to ask this?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ruby Catbot on March 25, 2008, 08:20:42 PM
When is episode 32 of Sugar Sugar Rune (english subbed) coming out?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on March 25, 2008, 09:06:14 PM
YES OR CRIME?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on March 26, 2008, 03:16:37 AM
(http://donnyku.nothingforfree.com/kirby/54.gif)

Who did Kirby eat this time? :<
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 26, 2008, 12:09:10 PM
What is love?
According to The American Heritage Dictionary, Second College Edition:

love (luv) n. 1. a. An intense afection for another person based on familial or personal ties.  b. A strong affection for or attachment to another person based on regard or shared experiences or interests.  2. An expression of one's affection: send him my love.  3. a. An intense attraction to another person based largely on sexual desire.  b. The deep affection, tenderness, and concern felt for a person with whom one has or wishes to have a relationship based on sexual attraction.  c. The person who is the object of such an attraction; beloved.  4. a. Intense sexual passion. b. Sexual intercourse.  c. A love affair (sense 1).  5. An intense emotional attachment, as for a pet or treasured object.  6. a. A strong enthusiasm: a love of language. b. The object of such an enthusiasm: The outdoors is her greatest love. 7. Love.  Eros or Cupid, the god of love in classical mythology.  8. a. God's benevolence and mercy toward man.  b. Man's devotion to or adoration o God.  c. The feeling of benevolence, kindness, or brotherhood toward others.  9. Love. Christian Science.  God (sense 4).  10. A zero score in tennis.  -tr. 1. To feel love for.  2. a. To embrace or caress. b. To have sexual intercourse with.  3. To like or desire enthusiastically: loves to swim. 4. To thrive on; need; The cactus loves hot, dry air.  -intr.  To experience loving tenderness or sexual desire for another.  -idioms.  fall in love.  To become enamored of or sexualy attracted to someone.  for love or money.  Under any circumstances: He would not do that for love or money. [ME < OE lufu.]
Synonyms: love, affection, devotion, fondness, infatuation.  These nouns refer to feelings of attraction and attachment experienced by persons.  Love suggests a feeling more intense and less susceptible to control than that associated with the other words of this group.  Affection is a more unvarying feeling of warm regard for another person.  Devotion is dedication and attachment to a person or thing; contrasted with love, it implies a more selfless and often a more settled feeling.  Fondness, in its most common modern sense, is rather strong liking for a person or thing.  Infatuation is extravagant attraction or attachment to a person or thing, usually short in duration and indicative of folly or faulty judgement.

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Why did it take 17 pages for someone to ask this?
Because everyone already knew that.

When is episode 32 of Sugar Sugar Rune (english subbed) coming out?
I dunno.  Quarkboy's not working on it anymore, so I can't exactly bug him for updates.

YES OR CRIME?
Nah.

(http://donnyku.nothingforfree.com/kirby/54.gif)

Who did Kirby eat this time? :<
The unfortunate insatiable Honoka cosplayer from Ninja Love.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Josh on April 30, 2008, 10:48:49 PM
Andrusi, why do some people consider it bad to bump old topics?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on May 01, 2008, 10:03:55 AM
Andrusi, why do some people consider it bad to bump old topics?
Because old topics are frequently full of old news, old opinions, old fights, and other oldness that could potentially cause trouble if mixed in with the new news, new opinions, new fights, and other newness.  Moreover, there is the idea that if a thread is allowed to die, then it must no longer be interesting, and also there is the likelihood that a new thread has been posted regarding the same subject.

Of course, there are also those who prefer the bumping of old topics to the creation of redundant new topics.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on May 01, 2008, 12:03:24 PM
Why did it take over a month for a new question?

When are you gonna do what you have to do toward me today?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on May 01, 2008, 01:42:42 PM
Dude, where's my hot pocket?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: RedStar on May 01, 2008, 01:56:27 PM
Andy, what are women's kilts called?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Zodberg on May 01, 2008, 02:28:25 PM
what comics should I buy today?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on May 01, 2008, 04:38:41 PM
Why did it take over a month for a new question?
Probably has something to do with my recent SWC schedule fart.

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When are you gonna do what you have to do toward me today?
I already did.

Dude, where's my hot pocket?
In your hot pants.

Andy, what are women's kilts called?
Kelts.

what comics should I buy today?
The best ones.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ruby Catbot on May 01, 2008, 04:53:17 PM
Coke or Pepsi?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on May 01, 2008, 08:28:32 PM
Cheerwine or Pepsi?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ila on May 02, 2008, 01:37:04 AM
Isn't that a Pepsi Twist?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: 'Rixx on May 02, 2008, 01:44:09 AM
Pepsi?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on May 02, 2008, 01:49:20 AM
Coke or heroin?

...:shot!:
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on May 02, 2008, 02:11:29 AM
Pepto-Bismol?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Zodberg on May 02, 2008, 04:07:41 AM
Andrusi, do you have any Transformers: Animated toys?

as I do.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on May 02, 2008, 12:36:28 PM
Did you not see you had NOT yet done it when I posted in here?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on May 02, 2008, 01:37:59 PM
Coke or Pepsi?
Pepsi.

Cheerwine or Pepsi?
Cheerwine.

Isn't that a Pepsi Twist?
In a sense.

Pepsi?
It's a soft drink.

Coke or heroin?

...:shot!:
No, thanks.

Pepto-Bismol?
Nah, I'm good.

Andrusi, do you have any Transformers: Animated toys?

as I do.
Not as of yet.

(I want Ratchet and Ultra Magnus the most.)

Did you not see you had NOT yet done it when I posted in here?
I did see that.  But I had done it when I saw that you had.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: H Hog on May 04, 2008, 06:16:40 AM
How do you like your coffee?

Should God really save the Queen?

How was your day?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on May 04, 2008, 09:49:37 AM
How do you like your coffee?
I don't, really.

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Should God really save the Queen?
I wasn't aware she needed saving in the first place.  What's happening to her?

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How was your day?
It was all right.  The computer was more of a pain in the ass than usual, but it was still workable.  Meanwhile there was a good episode of Transformers, and we had Pizza Hut pizza for dinner, which is always nice.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: TimmiT on May 04, 2008, 11:55:27 AM
Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Dragonhart on May 04, 2008, 02:37:10 PM
Clinton or Obama?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on May 05, 2008, 11:12:21 AM
Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network?
CN has Transformers.  No contest.

Clinton or Obama?
Sure.  Hell, I'd vote for Bill Clinton again, if I could.



In unrelated news, I left this topic open to page 17 while my dad was on the computer, and he read my answers.  Apparently he liked my response re: God saving the Queen.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ila on May 05, 2008, 04:27:41 PM
Brawl with me.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Stack on May 05, 2008, 04:40:41 PM
If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on May 05, 2008, 05:10:43 PM
Brawl with me.
Believe me, I'd love to, but my Wii refuses to acknowledge any SERfers.  It's almost as if nobody ever actually added me.

If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me?
Yes.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on May 05, 2008, 05:28:48 PM
Brawl with me.
Believe me, I'd love to, but my Wii refuses to acknowledge any SERfers.  It's almost as if nobody ever actually added me.
My own Wii says we both added each other.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: H Hog on May 05, 2008, 05:32:04 PM
I'm not sure I even have your Wii Code in the first place. o_o
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on May 05, 2008, 05:38:44 PM
Brawl with me.
Believe me, I'd love to, but my Wii refuses to acknowledge any SERfers.  It's almost as if nobody ever actually added me.
My own Wii says we both added each other.
Huh.  I guess I should check on it again.

I'm not sure I even have your Wii Code in the first place. o_o
Wii number and Brawl code alike are in the respective topics.  In both cases, pretty near the end.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on May 06, 2008, 04:42:10 AM
Suffer like G did?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on May 06, 2008, 11:06:42 AM
Suffer like G did?
Not likely.  Being a human, I probably wouldn't even survive Mega Man's first attack.  The idea of me living through the fight and then fighting him again in the tower is simply implausible.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Stack on May 06, 2008, 12:55:22 PM
Which Mega Man game is your favorite?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on May 06, 2008, 02:01:37 PM
What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on May 06, 2008, 05:34:14 PM
Which Mega Man game is your favorite?
If we're limiting it to the original numbered series, I'm gonna have to go with 3.  Past that it gets complicated.

What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?
I could swear I'd already answered this.

Anyway, the answer to this one is in fact also 3.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Josh on May 06, 2008, 06:09:08 PM
In the movie house in Sonic Jam, what are your favorite videos/commercials and why?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Zodberg on May 06, 2008, 06:54:28 PM
Andrusi
should I pirate the program frequently known on the internet as "flash"?


(no speed force)
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on May 06, 2008, 07:19:32 PM
What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?
I could swear I'd already answered this.

Anyway, the answer to this one is in fact also 3.

Ah, curses, foiled again! *fades into the background*
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on May 06, 2008, 07:24:39 PM
In the movie house in Sonic Jam, what are your favorite videos/commercials and why?
How should I know?  I never had a Saturn.

Andrusi
should I pirate the program frequently known on the internet as "flash"?


(no speed force)
No, you should instead watch the third episode of Yes! Pretty Cure 5 and receive from it Lemonade Flash.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on May 07, 2008, 03:09:17 AM
What is this mistake that Karen has repeated from Komachi?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on May 07, 2008, 03:16:00 AM
Why did you never have a Saturn?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Stack on May 07, 2008, 03:59:56 AM
If we're limiting it to the original numbered series, I'm gonna have to go with 3.  Past that it gets complicated.
How so?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on May 07, 2008, 09:56:55 AM
What is this mistake that Karen has repeated from Komachi?
She did a Google Image Search on her name with SafeSearch turned off.

Why did you never have a Saturn?
My parents weren't big on spending money on a new video game system when we had a perfectly good Genesis.

If we're limiting it to the original numbered series, I'm gonna have to go with 3.  Past that it gets complicated.
How so?
First of all, I have to factor in the Game Boy games, which I really like but I know I'm biased since I'm a portable gaming fan in general.  Then come the X-series games, which have a slightly different playing style that's really neither better nor worse, and similarly the Zero and ZX games.  Then Legends is like a completely different series, and so is Battle Network, and for some reason I haven't even played Star Force.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on May 07, 2008, 03:27:16 PM
What is this mistake that Karen has repeated from Komachi?
She did a Google Image Search on her name with SafeSearch turned off.
Will I regret it if I do it?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on May 07, 2008, 10:50:58 PM
What is this mistake that Karen has repeated from Komachi?
She did a Google Image Search on her name with SafeSearch turned off.
Will I regret it if I do it?
Depends on whether you like that sort of thing.

Unless you meant your name, in which case... yeah, probably.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Josh on May 10, 2008, 09:59:05 PM
What time would be good for us to have a Brawl match?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ruby Catbot on May 10, 2008, 10:41:26 PM
Where do old birds go to die?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Josh on May 10, 2008, 11:13:13 PM
Where is this mysterious "g-spot" I hear so much about whenever I'm in public?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on May 10, 2008, 11:21:23 PM
do all dogs indeed go to heaven?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on May 11, 2008, 10:16:17 AM
What time would be good for us to have a Brawl match?
Unknown.  As mentioned, my Wiinternet is spotty (in part because it is of questionable origin), and it's difficult to predict when it'll be working.

Where do old birds go to die?
Sharkago!  No, wait, no, that's something else.

Where is this mysterious "g-spot" I hear so much about whenever I'm in public?
It's the place where they attach the little "G" logo on old Gateway computers from back when they were still called Gateway 2000.  Usually it's on the front of the case at the far left.

do all dogs indeed go to heaven?
Yes, but they only get a free pass once.  If they leave and then want to come back, they have to earn it by saving an adorable little orphan girl.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on June 20, 2008, 07:03:46 PM
*casts Full-Life on this topic*

Who is this Andria of whom you speak?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ila on June 21, 2008, 12:57:28 AM
Who else but Andrusi?

Is Arch being indecisive?

Omlet du fromage?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on June 21, 2008, 01:42:15 AM
Who made waffles?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Hemari on June 21, 2008, 01:49:56 AM
Who made waffles?
And why?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on June 21, 2008, 01:57:13 AM
Do the waffles include bacon and/or soap?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on June 21, 2008, 03:29:09 AM
Are the waffles sanitary and nutritious?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ila on June 21, 2008, 05:21:50 AM
Are they awful waffles?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on June 22, 2008, 12:30:34 AM
WHY IS ANDRUSI NOT ANSWERING OUR QUESTIONS?

WHY AM I TYPING IN ALL CAPS?

WHY AM I SCREAMING?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on June 22, 2008, 12:38:03 AM
Do you feel lucky?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Josh on June 22, 2008, 12:45:10 AM
what the hell is wrong with you?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on June 22, 2008, 11:48:47 AM
Where's my fish?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on June 22, 2008, 03:21:50 PM
*casts Full-Life on this topic*

Who is this Andria of whom you speak?
Andria is some girl on my comic-not-updating staff who dresses like me and likes to tell people how sexy she is.

Who else but Andrusi?
For what?

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Is Arch being indecisive?
Always.

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Omlet du fromage?
Pretty sure that's not the password.

Who made waffles?
I made many waffles on many mornings.

Who made waffles?
And why?
People wanted waffles.

Do the waffles include bacon and/or soap?
Bacon, yes, or you can substitute sausage.  No soap, though.

Are the waffles sanitary and nutritious?
Well, they were, anyway.

Are they awful waffles?
Only if you insist on putting a lid on them.  Makes them get all soggy.

WHY IS ANDRUSI NOT ANSWERING OUR QUESTIONS?



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WHY AM I TYPING IN ALL CAPS?
You turned Caps Lock on.

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WHY AM I SCREAMING?
Because you're a plant being slapped around by a Mythbuster.

Do you feel lucky?
Moderately.

what the hell is wrong with you?
I have no life, I'm unemployed, and I do not have a valid license to drive.  Oh, and I'm extremely nearsighted.

Where's my fish?
Denmark.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Jolly Joes on June 22, 2008, 03:38:38 PM
What video or computer game are you currently playing?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on June 22, 2008, 04:44:40 PM
has all of YPC5 beed subbed yet? :<
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ila on June 23, 2008, 02:26:47 AM
has all of YPC5 beed subbed yet? :<

No.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Kulock on June 23, 2008, 02:52:44 AM
has all of TVC15 been subbed yet? :<
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on June 23, 2008, 02:55:48 AM
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Andria is some girl on my comic-not-updating staff who dresses like me and likes to tell people how sexy she is.

Am I the only one seeing something wrong in there?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on June 23, 2008, 11:50:54 AM
What video or computer game are you currently playing?
E NH

has all of YPC5 beed subbed yet? :<
No.

has all of TVC15 been subbed yet? :<
Yes, but only in Geablish.

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Andria is some girl on my comic-not-updating staff who dresses like me and likes to tell people how sexy she is.

Am I the only one seeing something wrong in there?
Not at all.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ila on June 23, 2008, 05:59:33 PM
Bring a coaster, a tube of toothpaste, three jars of rocks, and a jumper cable to the Sears Tower in 3 days. understand?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on June 23, 2008, 07:11:53 PM
What is 1337/0?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Your Pure Sexcellence on June 23, 2008, 08:29:00 PM
Why do I have no friends? (this is as rhetorical question)

-_-
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on June 24, 2008, 02:23:46 AM
Why is Rock Lobster posting a rhetorical question?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Jolly Joes on June 24, 2008, 04:10:22 AM
What video or computer game are you currently playing?
E NH

Is this a clue that it is a Playstation (http://youtube.com/watch?v=yHstbtSEblA) game?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on July 29, 2008, 09:31:21 AM
How can I sing like a girl without being objectified as if I were a girl?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on July 29, 2008, 11:29:30 AM
Why is there so many thunderstorms this year? I've barely seen the summer!
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Josh on July 29, 2008, 11:28:01 PM
Who's better than Kanyon?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on July 30, 2008, 12:47:45 AM
Bring a coaster, a tube of toothpaste, three jars of rocks, and a jumper cable to the Sears Tower in 3 days. understand?
Ila, do you mean a drink coaster or a roller coaster?  Ila, where am I gonna get three jars of rocks?  I-Ila?  Aw, here it goes!

What is 1337/0?
#DIV/0!

Why do I have no friends? (this is as rhetorical question)

-_-
Because you touch yourself at night.  On random parts of your body.  With a hot iron.  The burns scare people away.

Why is Rock Lobster posting a rhetorical question?
Because he wants a rhetorical answer.

What video or computer game are you currently playing?
E NH

Is this a clue that it is a Playstation (http://youtube.com/watch?v=yHstbtSEblA) game?
No.  It is a clue to the effect that there was no game that really fit that description at that point.

How can I sing like a girl without being objectified as if I were a girl?
Sing like an unattractive girl.

Why is there so many thunderstorms this year? I've barely seen the summer!
Because you're stealing all our rain.  Give it back.

Who's better than Kanyon?
Canyon.mid
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Josh on July 30, 2008, 01:54:11 AM
...KENNEDY!!?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on July 30, 2008, 02:00:51 AM
...COCKASS McDOUCHEBAG!!?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Josh on July 30, 2008, 02:02:10 AM
Need a dispencer where?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on July 30, 2008, 03:10:55 AM
Is he alive or dead?!
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: TimmiT on July 30, 2008, 06:27:43 AM
Why did it take you a month to answer a bunch of questions?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on July 30, 2008, 09:35:02 AM
What happens when you die?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on July 30, 2008, 10:20:18 AM
What happens after you die?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on July 30, 2008, 11:45:49 AM
...KENNEDY!!?
JOHNSON!

...COCKASS McDOUCHEBAG!!?
We haven't met.

Need a dispencer where?
Right over here, in the two-person-wide gap between Robert Spencer and Spencer Williams.

Is he alive or dead?!
Who?

Why did it take you a month to answer a bunch of questions?
I joined a roleplaying community, my grandmother died, and my dad had a concert.  I've missed a lot of posts.

What happens when you die?
You stop breathing, your heart stops beating, your brain shuts down forever.

What happens after you die?
Sometimes there's an autopsy, and/or your organs are transplanted to other people who need them more than you do (since they're, y'know, alive).  Some people get cremated; others get put in boxes and buried underground, where they rot.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on July 30, 2008, 02:24:05 PM
Is he alive or dead?!
Who?
We're all wondering the same thing... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0wa1HDdP1c)
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Stack on August 02, 2008, 07:12:56 PM
Do you like MythBusters?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on August 02, 2008, 10:31:14 PM
Do you like MythBusters?
CONFIRMED

Psst!  Look sigward!
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on August 03, 2008, 01:39:20 AM
Yeah, I noticed that.

But how long did it take for me to notice?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Sz on August 03, 2008, 01:51:50 AM
Andy, the Joker walks into a bar. What happens?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on August 03, 2008, 02:09:32 AM
Does The Dark Knight deserve to be the highest rated movie on IMDb like it is right now?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Sz on August 03, 2008, 02:19:12 AM
Does The Dark Knight deserve to be the highest rated movie on IMDb like it is right now?

I'll take that one! Yes.

[spoiler]No[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on August 03, 2008, 02:26:24 AM
According to past experiences, IMDB is very unreliable. And that is not a question.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on August 03, 2008, 02:38:24 AM
According to past experiences, IMDB is very unreliable. And that is not a question.
Or was it?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on August 03, 2008, 02:02:52 PM
Yeah, I noticed that.

But how long did it take for me to notice?
Five minutes from the first time you saw my sig after I added the button.

Andy, the Joker walks into a bar. What happens?
People die.

Does The Dark Knight deserve to be the highest rated movie on IMDb like it is right now?
Yes.  Although frankly that's not hard to earn.

According to past experiences, IMDB is very unreliable. And that is not a question.
Or was it?
No, it wasn't.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Brandy Bogard on August 20, 2008, 03:34:40 PM
What do you hate?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Hemari on August 20, 2008, 03:40:05 PM
Why doesn't this goddam cold ever end??
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on August 21, 2008, 12:14:49 PM
What do you hate?
That spider fortress boss from Mega Man X.

Why doesn't this goddam cold ever end??
That's just how Antarctica is.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Chrispy on August 21, 2008, 12:22:18 PM
Why am I so angry all the time?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on August 21, 2008, 02:14:30 PM
Why must I RAGE!?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Stack on August 21, 2008, 04:20:58 PM
Isn't she lovely?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Chrispy on August 21, 2008, 04:29:18 PM
Isn't she wonderful?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on August 21, 2008, 04:37:18 PM
Doesn't she have an STD?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: TimmiT on August 22, 2008, 03:20:15 PM
There's a teacher at my school that's a big fat guy with a big white beard.
Is he Santa?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on August 22, 2008, 03:21:31 PM
What is the meaning of this?!
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Hemari on August 22, 2008, 03:43:17 PM
Why do the Transformers Animated action figures look so much more awesome than the actual cartoon?

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Why doesn't this goddam cold ever end??
That's just how Antarctica is.

Why don't you come over here so I can sneeze on you?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on August 23, 2008, 02:00:23 AM
Why am I so angry all the time?
Because you deleted all your moves except RAGE.

Why must I RAGE!?
Because you deleted all your moves except RAGE.

Isn't she lovely?
Who, Karen?  Excite.co.jp thinks so.  (Or was it Google Translate?  One of them does.  The other thinks she's cute.)

Isn't she wonderful?
Who, Eve?  Eh, she's all right.  She'd be better if she didn't try to destroy everything in sight.

Doesn't she have an STD?
Who, Giro?  Giro's a boy, numbskull.  And I doubt he did.

There's a teacher at my school that's a big fat guy with a big white beard.
Is he Santa?
Of course not.  Santa Claus doesn't mop floors.  Obviously, he's Dr. Light.

What is the meaning of this?!
It's a pronoun, or adjective, used to indicate things.

Why do the Transformers Animated action figures look so much more awesome than the actual cartoon?
Because chins look even better in 3D.

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Why doesn't this goddam cold ever end??
That's just how Antarctica is.

Why don't you come over here so I can sneeze on you?
No, thanks.  I don't like cold places.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on August 23, 2008, 02:15:45 AM
What is the meaning of this?!
It's a pronoun, or adjective, used to indicate things.

Could your response have been any MORE predictable?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on August 23, 2008, 01:34:47 PM
What is the meaning of this?!
It's a pronoun, or adjective, used to indicate things.

Could your response have been any MORE predictable?
Probably.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ksuno on August 23, 2008, 01:56:22 PM
Why have I never clicked on this thread before?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on August 23, 2008, 02:11:01 PM
Why has Lolnoops never clicked on the thread before?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on August 23, 2008, 05:34:14 PM
Are you afraid of the dark?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on August 23, 2008, 09:52:05 PM
Why have I never clicked on this thread before?
Because you didn't have anything to ask.

Why has Lolnoops never clicked on the thread before?
Because he didn't have anything to ask.

Are you afraid of the dark?
That show was awesome.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Hemari on August 23, 2008, 11:06:53 PM
Who's Johnny?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on August 23, 2008, 11:45:14 PM
Does anybody know what time it is?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on August 24, 2008, 03:22:07 AM
Who's Johnny?
A military robot who got hit by lightning and came to life.

Does anybody know what time it is?
3:18 am.

...3:18 am?!  I need to get to bed.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: TimmiT on August 24, 2008, 01:28:57 PM
What happens when Sonic eats 100 rings?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on August 24, 2008, 01:50:53 PM
If I give the give the girl I love hedgehog puke, will she marry me?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ksuno on August 24, 2008, 05:29:08 PM
If I make an incredibly obscure reference, will people laugh or just think I'm really creepy?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on August 24, 2008, 05:33:42 PM
Why am I tempted to answer some questions in the stead of Andrusi?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on August 25, 2008, 01:49:19 AM
What happens when Sonic eats 100 rings?
He craps an extra life.

If I give the give the girl I love hedgehog puke, will she marry me?
Probably not.  Now, echidna puke...

If I make an incredibly obscure reference, will people laugh or just think I'm really creepy?
Probably they'll just be confused.

Why am I tempted to answer some questions in the stead of Andrusi?
Because (most) questions are meant to be answered.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on August 25, 2008, 05:49:58 AM
Where's Johnny?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Brandy Bogard on August 25, 2008, 07:20:17 PM
Why is the sky?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Hemari on August 25, 2008, 07:41:48 PM
What color is G-Sharp?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ruby Catbot on August 26, 2008, 01:21:38 AM
What is the front of a classroom? Is it the area where the teacher stands and writes on the board, or the area where the door to the outside of the classroom is?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on August 26, 2008, 01:23:13 AM
Who's there?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on August 26, 2008, 02:02:15 AM
Who is heh, man?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ila on August 26, 2008, 02:50:59 AM
Nepal / 3?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on August 26, 2008, 02:56:03 AM
What is 5 / 0?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on August 26, 2008, 11:58:53 AM
Where's Johnny?
Here.

Why is the sky?
Because otherwise there wouldn't be a sky, and then what would we pan up to all the time?

What color is G-Sharp?
It doesn't matter.  It's not a G1 homage, so it's neon.

What is the front of a classroom? Is it the area where the teacher stands and writes on the board, or the area where the door to the outside of the classroom is?
The former.  If there are multiple boards that the teacher uses, there is generally a desk or podium of some sort that marks the front, and also the desks typically face the front of the classroom (although not in some classes).

Who's there?
Applesauce.

Who is heh, man?
The Internet counterpart to He-Man.

Nepal / 3?
Julius Caesar.

Alternatively, it could be Augustus, with a remainder of allegory.

What is 5 / 0?
#DIV/0!
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Brandy Bogard on August 26, 2008, 06:42:07 PM
1. why is your head elevated

2.  ???
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on September 01, 2008, 01:25:33 AM
1. why is your head elevated
Because I bring my head with me when I use the elevator.

Quote
2.  ???
(http://andrusi.tryhappy.net/pcem/confused.gif)
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Aaron the Waterhog on September 01, 2008, 07:15:13 PM
Why did it take me so long to find this board?

What have I missed?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on September 01, 2008, 08:15:12 PM
Holy! Where have you been!?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ksuno on September 01, 2008, 09:59:29 PM
 :bendy:?
Title: ATTENTION EVERYONE
Post by: Brandy Bogard on September 08, 2008, 04:56:24 PM
1. [16:53] <~Weeabot> i got in a zline does cyan helkaraxe really like to play a dreamcast

2. WHAT AM POINT  ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Artwood on September 08, 2008, 05:17:40 PM
Whose decision was it to port Cho Aniki to WiiWare?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on September 08, 2008, 06:25:07 PM
Why did it take me so long to find this board?
...that is a good question.  Welcome "back."

Quote
What have I missed?
Lots.  But none of it was really important.

Holy! Where have you been!?
I've been right here, and stop calling me Holy!

:bendy:?
:bendy:.

1. [16:53] <~Weeabot> i got in a zline does cyan helkaraxe really like to play a dreamcast
Actually, not only does he enjoy it, but Cyan Helkaraxe is the lead dreamcastist for the band Science Fiction Hall Of Fame, and a founding member along with bassist Ron Davis and drummer St. Thomas Aquinas.

Quote
2. WHAT AM POINT  ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
:ring:

Whose decision was it to port Cho Aniki to WiiWare?
It was Cyan Helkaraxe's idea, but ultimately it was Larry Niven who made the call.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on September 08, 2008, 06:26:06 PM
Is that so?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Myst on September 08, 2008, 07:54:39 PM
Why so serious?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on September 09, 2008, 07:20:41 AM
Pork rind?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: H Hog on September 09, 2008, 08:02:41 AM
SOUR CREAM AND SALSA pork rind?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on September 09, 2008, 08:54:16 AM
Would you hit that?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on September 09, 2008, 09:32:26 AM
p2?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on September 09, 2008, 09:50:06 AM
Does P = NP?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on September 09, 2008, 12:20:39 PM
No?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on September 10, 2008, 11:05:30 AM
Is that so?
Possibly.

Why so serious?
People wouldn't stop calling me Shirley.  Also, because I hate it when people blow up my car.

Pork rind?
No, thanks.

SOUR CREAM AND SALSA pork rind?
Eww.

Would you hit that?
No, my aim isn't very good and it has high evasion.

p2?
2p

Does P = NP?
Depends.

No?
It's "on" spelled backwards.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on September 22, 2008, 12:39:01 PM
Why do I shot web?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on September 25, 2008, 02:22:21 PM
Why do I shot web?
Because that is Ray Bradbury's will.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Hemari on September 26, 2008, 09:24:24 PM
WhY mY ShOuLdErS hUrT?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on September 26, 2008, 09:36:40 PM
Does he look like a bitch?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Myst on September 27, 2008, 01:51:01 AM
where is my other shoe
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on September 27, 2008, 01:52:03 AM
Where'd my spare shoe go?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on September 27, 2008, 09:28:06 AM
Why do you ask similar questions?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Myst on September 27, 2008, 11:36:24 PM
Isn't it a cute version?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on September 27, 2008, 11:49:01 PM
How much of your free time does this topic use?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Josh on September 28, 2008, 05:55:59 AM
Do you ever look back on the way things used to be around here, and miss those salad days?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on September 28, 2008, 06:00:30 AM
Isn't rabbit food nasty?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: TimmiT on September 28, 2008, 08:09:50 AM
Does he look like a bitch!?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on September 28, 2008, 03:33:03 PM
What?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: BlazeHedgehog on September 28, 2008, 03:52:51 PM
Did I eat it or rub it on my face?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on September 29, 2008, 11:19:48 AM
Why are you not answering your questions?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on October 03, 2008, 12:16:33 PM
WhY mY ShOuLdErS hUrT?
Crumplezone!  Hump that tank!

Does he look like a bitch?
Not yet.

where is my other shoe
Saga has it.  You took the wrong one.

(Oddly, someone apparently stole my shoes a few months ago.)

Where'd my spare shoe go?
Myst has it.  You got them switched.

Why do you ask similar questions?
...I don't.

Isn't it a cute version?
Aww, Windows XP is so adorable!

How much of your free time does this topic use?
Not much, actually.

Do you ever look back on the way things used to be around here, and miss those salad days?
Yes, even though I'm not a fan of salad.

I should write a Classic Sonic Fandom Sonic Fanfic, with all the terrible writing that was omnipresent.  Chapter 1 will involve Sonic being roboticized.  Chapter 2 will be a Doomsday Project rewrite.

Isn't rabbit food nasty?
Carrots are good.  Other than that...

Does he look like a bitch!?
Now he does.

What?
I said, "Now he does."

Did I eat it or rub it on my face?
A little of each.

Why are you not answering your questions?
I was on my lunch break.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on October 03, 2008, 12:29:02 PM
What did you have for lunch?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on October 03, 2008, 01:27:42 PM
Why did Saga ask the question I was about to ask?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on October 03, 2008, 01:37:04 PM
Why did SonKnuck ask why I asked the question he was about to ask?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ksuno on October 04, 2008, 12:46:33 AM
If we don't go through with it, do we die?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on October 04, 2008, 12:50:22 AM
If we die, can we still go through with it?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Hemari on October 04, 2008, 12:57:02 AM
WhY mY ShOuLdErS hUrT?
Crumplezone!  Hump that tank!
Can I do no less?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on October 06, 2008, 06:07:30 PM
What did you have for lunch?
A toasted cheese sandwich.

Why did Saga ask the question I was about to ask?
He wanted to foil your evil plan.

Why did SonKnuck ask why I asked the question he was about to ask?
He wanted to ensure his next evil plan would succeed.

If we don't go through with it, do we die?
Eventually.

If we die, can we still go through with it?
Hard to say.

WhY mY ShOuLdErS hUrT?
Crumplezone!  Hump that tank!
Can I do no less?
::hovers like a vast predatory bird::
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ruby Catbot on October 08, 2008, 02:50:52 AM
Is it true that no one expects the Spanish Inquisition?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on October 08, 2008, 07:14:00 AM
Why do I take test?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on October 08, 2008, 11:45:55 AM
Is it true that no one expects the Spanish Inquisition?
No.  Although rare, there do exist people who fully expect the Spanish Inquisition.

Why do I take test?
Because you want to pass class.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Josh on October 09, 2008, 11:12:18 PM
So! For the first time in like almost two years, I'm really, really digging a girl. She feels the same way about me, but she has a long-going, on again off again relationship with another dude, and they're currently on again. What should I do?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on October 09, 2008, 11:21:49 PM
Want my cold?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Hemari on October 10, 2008, 03:10:04 AM
Where have all the cowboys gone?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Brandy Bogard on October 28, 2008, 06:01:16 PM
Why the fuck did i bump this thread?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ObnoxiousBump on October 28, 2008, 06:29:00 PM
Where did fascism come from?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on October 28, 2008, 10:13:08 PM
Why the fuck did heh man bump this thread?!
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Stack on October 28, 2008, 10:34:49 PM
Why would Saga ask the same question as heh man? Does he expect a different response?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on October 28, 2008, 11:18:58 PM
I'd much rather take a bough, oak-k?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on October 29, 2008, 02:11:48 AM
Why did I think Stack meant Saga was heh man?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Squishdiboo on October 29, 2008, 02:15:11 AM
Why doesn't Andrusi answer our questions anymore?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on October 29, 2008, 02:30:07 AM
Who is Slade?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on October 29, 2008, 06:01:17 AM
When there's trouble, who do we call?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on October 31, 2008, 01:30:25 PM
So! For the first time in like almost two years, I'm really, really digging a girl. She feels the same way about me, but she has a long-going, on again off again relationship with another dude, and they're currently on again. What should I do?
Kidnapping is an option that people these days are entirely too quick to dismiss.

Want my cold?
No, thanks.  There's plenty of cold here already.

Where have all the cowboys gone?
Into Hershey's Cowboys and Cream!  A mouthful of cowboys in every bite!

Why the fuck did i bump this thread?
For great justice.

Why would Saga ask the same question as heh man?
Because the world is round.

(It makes me frown.)

Quote
Does he expect a different response?
Probably not.  But he got one!

I'd much rather take a bough, oak-k?
If you strain yourself too much with these jokes, you maple a muscle.

Why did I think Stack meant Saga was heh man?
Clearly it's all about race.

Why doesn't Andrusi answer our questions anymore?
I was on my break.

Who is Slade?
A guy in a silly mask.

When there's trouble, who do we call?
GHOSTBUSTERS!

...

...wait.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on November 01, 2008, 05:00:28 PM
Is it true AHWG will NEVER be the same? My opinion is yes.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on November 01, 2008, 05:02:56 PM
BAAAAAAAAAAW?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Shev on November 01, 2008, 05:17:43 PM
Who would win in a fight; Cookie Monster or the Swedish Chef?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Myst on November 01, 2008, 05:19:01 PM
when will i get married
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Squishdiboo on November 01, 2008, 05:24:40 PM
who will i get married
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on November 01, 2008, 05:32:18 PM
why will i get married
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on November 01, 2008, 05:34:07 PM
Where will I get married?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on November 01, 2008, 05:36:26 PM
How will Myst get married?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: yaj on November 01, 2008, 08:04:43 PM
am i a circle?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on November 01, 2008, 10:32:24 PM
Isn't he a cake!?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on November 02, 2008, 12:43:38 AM
If cake ends up being a bunt cake, can we kick him?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ruby Catbot on November 02, 2008, 01:00:47 AM
Why does men's clothing button on the left side while women's clothing button on the right?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Shev on November 02, 2008, 01:04:44 AM
Can I steal cake?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Brandy Bogard on November 02, 2008, 04:08:51 PM
where is baneus singollo?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on November 02, 2008, 04:15:31 PM
Why hasn't spy died of lung-AIDS yet?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Josh on November 03, 2008, 06:35:16 PM
Are you flattered that I posted your response to my last question on my blog?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on November 03, 2008, 07:50:29 PM
Josh has a blog?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on November 03, 2008, 07:55:59 PM
Why do I keep coming back to this place?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Brandy Bogard on November 03, 2008, 08:25:09 PM
When the fuck will Andrusi answer these questions?!
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on November 05, 2008, 02:50:01 AM
Why does Andrusi post in all of the topics that interest him, but not the one dedicated to asking him lots of questions?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ObnoxiousBump on November 05, 2008, 11:50:28 AM
Why the fuck is this guy such a douche?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Shev on November 05, 2008, 11:56:49 AM
Can I steal cake if these question aren't answered?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ObnoxiousBump on November 05, 2008, 05:13:29 PM
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on November 06, 2008, 10:29:44 AM
Is it true AHWG will NEVER be the same? My opinion is yes.
Yes, it's true.

BAAAAAAAAAAW?
(a^10)bw

Who would win in a fight; Cookie Monster or the Swedish Chef?
Cookie Monster, naturally.  The Swedish Chef tends to lose fights.

when will i get married
2015.

who will i get married
Myst.

why will i get married
Because Myst started a fad.

Where will I get married?
Moscow.

How will Myst get married?
Kidnapping is an option that people these days are entirely too quick to dismiss.

am i a circle?
Yes, and you have layers.

Isn't he a cake!?
A round cake.

If cake ends up being a bunt cake, can we kick him?
No, you'd have to bunt him, obviously.

Why does men's clothing button on the left side while women's clothing button on the right?
Lefty loosey, righty tighty.

Interpret that as you will.

Can I steal cake?
Kidnapping is an option that people these days are entirely too quick to dismiss.

where is baneus singollo?
In Carmen Sandiego's purse.

Why hasn't spy died of lung-AIDS yet?
Because spy is an action hero.

Are you flattered that I posted your response to my last question on my blog?
...I was not aware.

Josh has a blog?
Yes.

Why do I keep coming back to this place?
Because you need to recharge your ring every 24 hours.

When the fuck will Andrusi answer these questions?!
Now.

Why does Andrusi post in all of the topics that interest him, but not the one dedicated to asking him lots of questions?
'Cause it's more fun to answer a whole bunch of questions at once.

Why the fuck is this guy such a douche?
Probably because you're using him as such.

Can I steal cake if these question aren't answered?
Not really a relevant question anymore, but kidnapping is an option that people these days are entirely too quick to dismiss.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW?
(a^26)b(w^12)
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on November 10, 2008, 02:53:26 AM
Are you fucking kidding me?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ila on November 10, 2008, 08:40:45 AM
Has this question been asked yet?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: AnKylo on November 10, 2008, 08:46:07 AM
Is there anyway I can get my friend to stop making a stupid joke every damn day because I like to sleep at night?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on November 10, 2008, 12:05:23 PM
Can you dig it?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on November 10, 2008, 12:43:35 PM
Are you fucking kidding me?
Kidding me is still a virgin, so clearly no.

Has this question been asked yet?
Obviously.

Is there anyway I can get my friend to stop making a stupid joke every damn day because I like to sleep at night?
Kidnapping is an option that people these days are entirely too quick to dismiss.

Can you dig it?
No, for I have neglected to bring my shovel.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on November 10, 2008, 02:15:32 PM
Are you ready?
You think you can tell us what to do?
You think you can tell us what to wear?
You think that you're better?

Do you smell what the Rock is cookin'?

Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild all over you, brother?

What does everybody want?!
What does everybody need?!
What does everybody love?!

Forget the lies, the money
We're in this together and through it all
They said that "Nothin's forever"
And they refused to see the change in me
Why won't they wake up?

Hey! You! What do you see?
Something beautiful, something free?
Hey! You! Are you trying to be mean?

Wolfpac is back causin' mass destruction
Guess who's here?

Is it true that pimpin' ain't easy?

Can you slap a tornado?
Can you dry up the sea?

Do you have any chance?
Any chance in hell?
[this one was a little weak but it's not easy to turn "you've got no chance" into a question]

Test, test, is this a test?

Weeellll... is it the Big Show?
Is it a big bad show tonight, dawg?

Bring it on!
Whatcha gonna do about it?
Bring it on!
Is that all you got?

Want Some?
Is this on?

You think you know me?

Is it all about the game, and how you play it?
Is it all about control, and if you can take it??
Is it all about your debt, and if you can pay it?
Is it all about pain, and who's gonna make it?

What about me?

Should I treat you like a woman?
Should I treat you like a man?
Should I treat you like I know you?
Who and what are you?

Should I turn it up?

Do I look fly today?

Beeeaaateeen why for?

What man is known as the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be?

Will you holler if you hear me?

Can you feel the heat?

Is Evolution a mystery?
Is it full of change that no one sees?

Is your name Finlay?
Do you love to fight?

Are you a real American?
Do you fight the rights of every man?
Are you a real American?
Do you fight for what's right, fight for your life?
When it comes crashin' down and it hurts inside,
Do you gotta take a stand? Does it help to hide?
When I hurt your friends, do I hurt your pride?
Do you gotta be a man? Can't you just let it slide?

Should we stand back?
Is there a hurricane a-comin' through?

Is it true that everybody's got a price?
Is everybody gonna pay?
Does the Million Dollar Man always get his way?

Should we turn up the trouble till it gets you loud?
Do you mess with our minds 'cause you know that you can?

One, Two, you hear the clock tickin'?
Tick, tock, you about to stop livin'

Oh, you didn't know?

Should everyone come see the greatest show?
Should they gather up all jiggalos [sp?] and roll?
Can you swim shark-filled waters?
Can you chew nails up and spit out quarters?
Don't cry for your daddy, what's that gonna do?
Where you goin' wussy-boy?
What's the matter son?
Just 'cause we a little different you gotta run?

Is this enough questions for you? :E
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: 'Rixx on November 10, 2008, 02:17:13 PM
I have considered kidnapping. Do you think it's a good idea?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on November 10, 2008, 03:54:52 PM
Your too slow?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on November 10, 2008, 05:50:17 PM
Saga doesn't seem to know the difference between "Your" and "You're."
Are you going to beat it into him or do I have to do it?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on November 11, 2008, 01:17:44 PM
Best part about having really popular sonic fanart on DA from like years ago?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on November 11, 2008, 01:29:48 PM
Am I going to be beaten?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Artwood on November 11, 2008, 02:28:10 PM
Do you regret making this topic?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on November 12, 2008, 02:32:02 AM
Notice what I did there with my last 3 questions?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Zodberg on November 12, 2008, 02:43:16 AM
Can I be a Green Lantern?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on November 12, 2008, 02:59:35 AM
Can Neroman be the Green Arrow?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on November 12, 2008, 05:24:16 PM
Can Saga be the Green Ranger?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on November 12, 2008, 05:50:50 PM
If I'm the Green Ranger, can I summon a gundam with a flute?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: H Hog on November 13, 2008, 12:05:19 PM
If Saga can summon a Gundam with a flute, can I summon Voltron with a ukelele?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Shev on November 13, 2008, 02:10:23 PM
If Saga can summon a Gundam with a flute and H Hog can summon Voltron with a ukelele, can I summon Ultraman with a pair of bongos?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on November 13, 2008, 02:12:10 PM
Is Shev trying to subtly suggest that she is Betty Anne Bongo?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on November 13, 2008, 02:54:38 PM
Are you ready?
I'm ready!  I'm ready!  I'm ready!

Quote
You think you can tell us what to do?
Yes, clearly.

Quote
You think you can tell us what to wear?
If you ask.

Quote
You think that you're better?
Than what?

Quote
Do you smell what the Rock is cookin'?
Smells like bacon.

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Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild all over you, brother?
Sue.

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What does everybody want?!
To be a cat.

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What does everybody need?!
Love.  And that's all.

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What does everybody love?!
Raymond, purportedly.

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Forget the lies, the money
We're in this together and through it all
They said that "Nothin's forever"
And they refused to see the change in me
Why won't they wake up?
NyQuil.

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Hey! You! What do you see?
A computer screen.

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Something beautiful, something free?
I suppose SER is free, but I wouldn't call it beautiful.

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Hey! You! Are you trying to be mean?
No.

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Wolfpac is back causin' mass destruction
Guess who's here?
Presumably, NCSU's evil twin.

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Is it true that pimpin' ain't easy?
Yes.

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Can you slap a tornado?
Yes, but only the kind that's a plane (and Tails will get mad).  Aqua Tornado is stock footage, so you can't slap it.

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Can you dry up the sea?
No, but there's reportedly a Chinese boy who can swallow it.

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Do you have any chance?
No, only Community Chest.

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Any chance in hell?
[this one was a little weak but it's not easy to turn "you've got no chance" into a question]
As it happens, Monopoly is the most-played game in hell.  Unfortunately you're always playing near the end of the game, when it just drags on and on and on.

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Test, test, is this a test?
It'd better not be.  I didn't study.

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Weeellll... is it the Big Show?
It's normal-sized.

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Is it a big bad show tonight, dawg?
I just said it was normal-sized.

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Bring it on!
Whatcha gonna do about it?
Bring it on!
You answered your own question.

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Is that all you got?
No, I have plenty more answers where those came from.

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Want Some?
Sure.

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Is this on?
Yes.

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You think you know me?
Yes.

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Is it all about the game, and how you play it?
Yes.

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Is it all about control, and if you can take it??
Sometimes.

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Is it all about your debt, and if you can pay it?
I'm not currently in debt, so no.

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Is it all about pain, and who's gonna make it?
Not really, no.

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What about me?
You're not about pain either.

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Should I treat you like a woman?
I don't swing that way.

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Should I treat you like a man?
Presumably.

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Should I treat you like I know you?
Yes.

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Who and what are you?
I am Andrusi, answerer of questions.

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Should I turn it up?
Yeah, I can't quite hear from here.

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Do I look fly today?
You look like a fly.  Close enough?

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Beeeaaateeen why for?
This, too, is Ray Bradbury's will.

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What man is known as the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be?
Optimus Prime.

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Will you holler if you hear me?
Yes.

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Can you feel the heat?
No, it's too cold here.

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Is Evolution a mystery?
Not really.

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Is it full of change that no one sees?
Yes.

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Is your name Finlay?
No.

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Do you love to fight?
No.

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Are you a real American?
Not according to Sarah Palin.

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Do you fight the rights of every man?
I don't fight anyone's rights.

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Are you a real American?
Not according to the GOP.

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Do you fight for what's right, fight for your life?
Occasionally.

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When it comes crashin' down and it hurts inside,
Do you gotta take a stand?
Naturally.

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Does it help to hide?
Not really.

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When I hurt your friends, do I hurt your pride?
Oh, immensely.

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Do you gotta be a man?
I suppose it's not necessary, but it's what I'd prefer to do.

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Can't you just let it slide?
No, you have to jump, too.

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Should we stand back?
Probably.

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Is there a hurricane a-comin' through?
Not exactly.

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Is it true that everybody's got a price?
Some people just have a minimum bid.

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Is everybody gonna pay?
I shall have my revenge!  Mwahahahahahaha!

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Does the Million Dollar Man always get his way?
Even the Six Million Dollar Man has to make compromises sometimes.

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Should we turn up the trouble till it gets you loud?
...are you coming on to me?

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Do you mess with our minds 'cause you know that you can?
Not lately.

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One, Two, you hear the clock tickin'?
I have an electric clock.

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Tick, tock, you about to stop livin'
Oh, you didn't know?
No.  I did not know that.

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Should everyone come see the greatest show?
Probably.  I mean, if it's the greatest...

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Should they gather up all jiggalos [sp?] and roll?
Why not?

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Can you swim shark-filled waters?
It's dangerous, but certainly not impossible.

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Can you chew nails up and spit out quarters?
Most people's teeth are neither strong enough nor precise enough for that task, even if the nails are made of the right material.

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Don't cry for your daddy, what's that gonna do?
Presumably, summon him.

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Where you goin' wussy-boy?
Paris.

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What's the matter son?
Matter is what stuff is made of.

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Just 'cause we a little different you gotta run?
I wouldn't call being giant monsters "a little different."

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Is this enough questions for you? :E
::dead::

I have considered kidnapping. Do you think it's a good idea?
No.  I just think people should consider it before dismissing it.

Your too slow?
My too slow what?

Saga doesn't seem to know the difference between "Your" and "You're."
Are you going to beat it into him or do I have to do it?
I'll do it.

Best part about having really popular sonic fanart on DA from like years ago?
It saves you the trouble of having to fake up old popular Sonic fan art.

Am I going to be beaten?
Repeatedly.

Do you regret making this topic?
Never.

Notice what I did there with my last 3 questions?
Yes.

Can I be a Green Lantern?
That decision is out of my hands.

Can Neroman be the Green Arrow?
Nah.  He's not a good enough shot.

Can Saga be the Green Ranger?
Sure, why not?

If I'm the Green Ranger, can I summon a gundam with a flute?
Yes, but it's widely known that Gundams prefer trumpets, so you may want to avoid it.

If Saga can summon a Gundam with a flute, can I summon Voltron with a ukelele?
Probably, yes.

If Saga can summon a Gundam with a flute and H Hog can summon Voltron with a ukelele, can I summon Ultraman with a pair of bongos?
That's just silly.  Everyone knows Ultraman doesn't play the bongos.

Is Shev trying to subtly suggest that she is Betty Anne Bongo?
Reply hazy.  Ask again later.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on November 13, 2008, 03:37:47 PM
Is your destiny being fulfilled all you ever wanted?
Is it in your hands?
Must you not fail, must not fail?
Even through the darkest days, does this fire burn always?

Times have changed!
Our kids are getting worse!
They won't obey their parents,
They just want to fight and curse!
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?

The king of Rock, who?
The king of Rock, what?

Have I done it now?
Have I gone and made a big mistake?
Can you allow me to think I can just walk away?
Should I turn around and face the piper?
Am I gonna pay?
Is the end now?
Is this going to be my judgement day?

Have you heard the early version of the Sonic Heroes theme?

Is the Rock layin' the smack down?
What does the Rock say?
Should I tell people to "know [their] damn role?"

Will you sit here and bide your time?
Will you do so as long as it takes to get what's rightfully yours?
And will you be denied?
After all, all you've got left is your pride
Will you rise up?

Is there stoppin' you?
Can I run with you?

Do you have long sideburns and your hair slicked back?
Are you comin' to my town in your pink caddilac?
Are you just a Honkey Tonk Man?
Are you cool?
Are you cocky?
Are you bad?

Can you behold the king?
The King of Kings?

Have you ever heard Captain Lou Albano's History of Music?
It's awesomely bad.

Speaking of awesomely bad, check out Randy Savage rapping.
"Be a man, Hulk!
C'mon Don't be skurred,
You're runnin' from Macho Man is what I heard"
Do you have any hilariously bad songs I should check out?

Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: AnKylo on November 13, 2008, 04:47:32 PM
Can I ever prove to my friend that Postal is not comedic genius?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Shev on November 13, 2008, 04:58:26 PM
What if God was one of us,
Just a slob like one of us,
Just a stranger on the bus,
Trying to make his way home?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on November 13, 2008, 05:57:18 PM
Those wheels on the bus get around, don't they?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on November 14, 2008, 01:27:06 PM
JAN KEN PON?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Leo on November 14, 2008, 01:28:30 PM
andy what ur problem

what ur stinkin problem andy
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Hemari on November 16, 2008, 01:17:27 AM
If Saga can summon a Gundam with a flute, can I summon Voltron with a ukelele?

Am I the only one who thinks this must now be made a reality?  And would it be best if H Hog also donned the required grass skirt and flower lei?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on November 16, 2008, 02:32:27 AM
If I summon a Gundam with a flute, would it be Cobra Gundam?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on November 19, 2008, 06:09:26 AM
Why isn't anyone spamming you some questions?
Are they scared of the raw fury that is Andrusi?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on November 26, 2008, 02:23:19 AM
Why was this on page 2?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: DiscoChao on November 26, 2008, 02:21:28 PM
Would you like the idea of an MMORPG based on the Monopoly board game?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on November 26, 2008, 03:57:08 PM
Did you hear about that mugging on Baltic Avenue?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Brandy Bogard on November 26, 2008, 03:59:46 PM
Why the fuck did my thread get locked?!
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Persona-sama on November 29, 2008, 06:24:40 PM
Would you rather live in a world without women or a world without meat?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Sauko on November 29, 2008, 06:25:41 PM
Where did my copy of Half-Life run off to?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ruby Catbot on November 29, 2008, 08:07:02 PM
why do snails get all foamy and die when you pour salt on them?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on November 29, 2008, 08:09:27 PM
Where'd the Half-Life hitchhiker come from?

Why does salt taste nasty when you pour slug-foam on it?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Sauko on November 29, 2008, 08:12:21 PM
Who killed Mr. Boddy?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on November 30, 2008, 02:39:32 PM
Who is driving?

Will Andrusi ever answer our questions?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Sauko on December 01, 2008, 06:23:24 PM
What causes midgets?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Stack on December 01, 2008, 06:30:07 PM
Wanna make out?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on December 10, 2008, 11:05:46 AM
Don't you have enough questions now? Don't you think it would be nice to give us some answers?!
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ksuno on December 10, 2008, 12:46:53 PM
The Almighty Andrusi has abandoned us! All hope is lost!!
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: James on December 10, 2008, 02:22:52 PM
Why does Marvel Comics seem to hate happiness?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Brandy Bogard on December 10, 2008, 03:31:27 PM
1. Just who the fuck is "bex_is_roxor" who was on #711chan but timed out earlier?

2. Oh no what is happening.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Brandy Bogard on December 15, 2008, 07:30:17 PM
3. Why hasn't Andrusi answered? 

4.  :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem:

Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: The Ghost of Ember on December 17, 2008, 02:22:24 PM
Andrusi why did I return just to ask this question?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on December 23, 2008, 07:37:08 PM
Is your destiny being fulfilled all you ever wanted?
Hell, I don't know.

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Is it in your hands?
What, the cinder block I was holding a second ago?  No, I just threw it.

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Must you not fail, must not fail?
Yeah, pretty much.

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Even through the darkest days, does this fire burn always?
Sometimes the fire goes out and has to be relit.

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Times have changed!
Our kids are getting worse!
They won't obey their parents,
They just want to fight and curse!
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
I'll go with society for $1000.

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The king of Rock, who?
Mega Man.

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The king of Rock, what?
A robot.

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Have I done it now?
Why would I know that?  You're supposed to keep track of your own progress.

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Have I gone and made a big mistake?
Yeah, you really should have kept track of your progress better.

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Can you allow me to think I can just walk away?
No.

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Should I turn around and face the piper?
Yes.

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Am I gonna pay?
If you don't, I'll leave negative feedback.

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Is the end now?
Please.

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Is this going to be my judgement day?
Apparently that wasn't the end, then.  I find you GUILTY.

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Have you heard the early version of the Sonic Heroes theme?
You mean the one that went:

SONIC HEROES, SONIC HEROES, I WILL BE RUN OF A GUN ON THE HAY
SONIC HEROES, SONIC HEROES, LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

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Is the Rock layin' the smack down?
Yes.  That Mega Buster of his is quite powerful.

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What does the Rock say?
"I am more than a robot!  Die Wily!"

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Should I tell people to "know [their] damn role?"
No.

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Will you sit here and bide your time?
Sure, why not?

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Will you do so as long as it takes to get what's rightfully yours?
Yeah.

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And will you be denied?
Repeatedly.

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After all, all you've got left is your pride
Will you rise up?
I am quite good at levitating.

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Is there stoppin' you?
No.

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Can I run with you?
Not now.

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Do you have long sideburns and your hair slicked back?
Fuck no.

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Are you comin' to my town in your pink caddilac?
No.

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Are you just a Honkey Tonk Man?
A what?

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Are you cool?
No.  (http://andrusi.tryhappy.net/pcem/sad.gif)

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Are you cocky?
I do have a cock.

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Are you bad?
I hope I'm on the nice list this year.

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Can you behold the king?
The King of Kings?
Later.

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Have you ever heard Captain Lou Albano's History of Music?
It's awesomely bad.
I have not.

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Speaking of awesomely bad, check out Randy Savage rapping.
"Be a man, Hulk!
C'mon Don't be skurred,
You're runnin' from Macho Man is what I heard"
Do you have any hilariously bad songs I should check out?
I was tempted to put a Rickroll here.

Can I ever prove to my friend that Postal is not comedic genius?
Well, if you ever have any luck, be sure to tell me how you did it.  I want to convince my brother that the George Lopez Show is not comedic genius.

What if God was one of us,
Just a slob like one of us,
Just a stranger on the bus,
Trying to make his way home?
Then we'd be in big trouble.

Those wheels on the bus get around, don't they?
And round, round and round, round and round.

All through the town.

JAN KEN PON?
OKAY!

andy what ur problem

what ur stinkin problem andy
Unemployment is the main one.

If Saga can summon a Gundam with a flute, can I summon Voltron with a ukelele?

Am I the only one who thinks this must now be made a reality?  And would it be best if H Hog also donned the required grass skirt and flower lei?
Actually, I quite agree with you.

If I summon a Gundam with a flute, would it be Cobra Gundam?
No.

Why isn't anyone spamming you some questions?
Are they scared of the raw fury that is Andrusi?
Nah, they probably just got hit by the cinder block I threw at them earlier.

Why was this on page 2?
That's where the cinder block landed.

Would you like the idea of an MMORPG based on the Monopoly board game?
That would be exceptionally odd.

Did you hear about that mugging on Baltic Avenue?
Something like that would never happen here on Luxury Tax Pay $75.00.

Why the fuck did my thread get locked?!
I think the real question here is why you put your thread under one of our locks.

Would you rather live in a world without women or a world without meat?
Assuming animal life continues and the bodies just kind of disappear when they die, or something?  I'll keep the women.  Without meat, I'd still have rolls.

Where did my copy of Half-Life run off to?
The life store, to get the other half.

why do snails get all foamy and die when you pour salt on them?
The salt causes there to be much less water outside the snail's cells than inside, so all the water passes out of the snail and it shrivels up.

Where'd the Half-Life hitchhiker come from?
Half-Life.

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Why does salt taste nasty when you pour slug-foam on it?
Because it's goddamn slug foam.  Jesus.

Who killed Mr. Boddy?
I've narrowed it down to Col. Mustard, Prof. Plum, Mr. Green, Miss Scarlet, Ms. Peacock, Mrs. White, Miss Peach, Sgt. Gray, M. Brunette, Madam Rose, Capt. Brown, or Mr. Slate-Grey.

Who is driving?
Itsa me, Mario!

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Will Andrusi ever answer our questions?
Clearly.

What causes midgets?
Well, you see, when a man and a woman love each other very much...

Wanna make out?
Maybe later.

Don't you have enough questions now? Don't you think it would be nice to give us some answers?!
Yes.

Why does Marvel Comics seem to hate happiness?
Because angst is leet.

1. Just who the fuck is "bex_is_roxor" who was on #711chan but timed out earlier?
Steve Urkel.

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2. Oh no what is happening.
The sun is setting.  It's perfectly normal.

3. Why hasn't Andrusi answered? 
The thread is called Ask Andrusi, not Ask Andrusi And Get A Prompt Response.

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4.  :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem:
No, but I have good news.  I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

Andrusi why did I return just to ask this question?
You just miss me that badly, I guess.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on December 23, 2008, 09:31:09 PM
Did Andrusi just actually answer more questions? Or am I just delusional?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Josh on December 23, 2008, 11:37:47 PM
You think you can tell me what to do?

You think you can tell me what to wear?

Do you think that you're better?

Are you ready to bow to the master?

Is there any holding you back?

Are you driven by fear?

Are you driven by anger?

Are you under attack?

Are you climbing up slowly?

Are you the one and only?

Whatever I need, whatever I got, whatever I want, will you take it back it again?

Is the wonder of the world dead and old for sure?

Do you find you're more lost than found when she's not around?

Will you give me what I could never ask for?

Will you connect me and be my chemical?

What do you get when you break the code, "SAVE_US.222"?

Don't you wish you were me?

Are you awakened from a deep sleep? Are we all weak?

Are we living in the agony of defeat?

For that matter, is it all about the game, and how we play it?

Do you understand where me and SoNick are getting these references yet?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on December 24, 2008, 01:04:27 AM
Did Andrusi just actually answer more questions? Or am I just delusional?
WHY DID THIS MEAN MAN STEAL MY QUESTION? WHY??
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on December 24, 2008, 01:17:57 AM
Did Andrusi just actually answer more questions? Or am I just delusional?
WHY DID THIS MEAN MAN STEAL MY QUESTION? WHY??
This had been asked before? By SonKnuck, of all people?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on December 24, 2008, 01:43:22 AM
Did Andrusi just actually answer more questions? Or am I just delusional?
WHY DID THIS MEAN MAN STEAL MY QUESTION? WHY??
This had been asked before? By SonKnuck, of all people?
No, but I wanted to ask it when I saw the answers! But you asked before I could!

Aw crap, now look what you did, I got an answer and Andrusi didn't even get to do it himself!
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on December 24, 2008, 10:03:02 AM
Did Andrusi just actually answer more questions?
Yes.

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Or am I just delusional?
Also yes.

You think you can tell me what to do?
Well, yeah.  The question is whether you'll listen.

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You think you can tell me what to wear?
See above.

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Do you think that you're better?
Not really, not.

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Are you ready to bow to the master?
Nah, my back's a little sore.

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Is there any holding you back?
Any what?

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Are you driven by fear?
Not at the moment.

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Are you driven by anger?
Not yet.

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Are you under attack?
Yes, and I need good defense rolls to keep Eastern United States.  I've only got three armies left there.

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Are you climbing up slowly?
Very slowly.

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Are you the one and only?
Yes.

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Whatever I need, whatever I got, whatever I want, will you take it back it again?
Sure, why not?

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Is the wonder of the world dead and old for sure?
No.

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Do you find you're more lost than found when she's not around?
Not really, no.

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Will you give me what I could never ask for?
Yes--a brand new LEMON-SCENTED SEMI-AUTOMATIC INTERNET-READY BEANBAG CHAIR.

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Will you connect me and be my chemical?
Yes, but I start rising every time you get to certain points, so if you fall down and have to do that lkjsafdlkjd segment with the rotating diagonals of blocks again, you'll probably drown the second time.

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What do you get when you break the code, "SAVE_US.222"?
That's not a code.  It's a filename.

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Don't you wish you were me?
No.

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Are you awakened from a deep sleep?
Every morning.

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Are we all weak?
Yes.  To Electric.

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Are we living in the agony of defeat?
The agony of the feet is what happens when my foot is asleep.

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For that matter, is it all about the game, and how we play it?
Yes.  And the game is Clue.

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Do you understand where me and SoNick are getting these references yet?
Not offhand.

Did Andrusi just actually answer more questions? Or am I just delusional?
WHY DID THIS MEAN MAN STEAL MY QUESTION? WHY??
Because he's a horrible, horrible person.

Did Andrusi just actually answer more questions? Or am I just delusional?
WHY DID THIS MEAN MAN STEAL MY QUESTION? WHY??
This had been asked before? By SonKnuck, of all people?
Neither of those is really a question.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on December 24, 2008, 02:17:08 PM
Andrusi, are you Satan? ^
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on December 25, 2008, 07:43:11 AM
Andrusi, are you Satan? ^
Not at the moment.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on December 25, 2008, 12:40:18 PM
What has changed?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on December 28, 2008, 11:42:09 PM
So what is steinblor divided by zero then?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ila on December 29, 2008, 12:39:06 AM
So what is steinblor divided by zero then?
Andrusi, here is a representation of Steinblor: (http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/5549/steinblorab4.png)
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on December 29, 2008, 11:50:30 PM
Andrusi, do you ever go to the Bob & George forums anymore?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: H Hog on December 31, 2008, 07:42:40 AM
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Are you under attack?
Yes, and I need good defense rolls to keep Eastern United States.  I've only got three armies left there.

(....)

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For that matter, is it all about the game, and how we play it?
Yes.  And the game is Clue.

I thought it was Risk?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on January 04, 2009, 05:03:30 PM
Do you like Fire Emblem (http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/6268/pcfegg3.jpg)?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Tokkan on January 04, 2009, 05:48:39 PM
Do you like Fire Emblem (http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/6268/pcfegg3.jpg)?

... Dude, WTF?!
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on January 04, 2009, 09:22:03 PM
Haha, sorry, someone posted that in a chat room I was in, and I knew what I had to do.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Shev on January 05, 2009, 09:47:25 AM
Would you play Pretty Emblem in a house?
Would you play Pretty Emblem with a mouse?

This is imperative information to Sam I Am.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ruby Catbot on January 06, 2009, 01:19:25 AM
Have you never been mellow?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Jessica HawlSera on January 10, 2009, 12:04:07 PM
Why did Raimi ruin Venom?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on January 10, 2009, 01:57:09 PM
What? You're still here?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on January 10, 2009, 03:24:10 PM
Why did I forget to re-block Hol when I got a new AIM account?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Brandy Bogard on January 21, 2009, 11:26:37 PM
Can you beat off UP Tweaker for me?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ruby Catbot on January 25, 2009, 12:59:43 AM
Is it true that owls poop entirely out of their mouths?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Stack on January 25, 2009, 01:01:39 AM
I had to dissect an owl pellet in middle school, there was a mouse skeleton in it.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ruby Catbot on January 25, 2009, 01:09:51 AM
A good place to find owl pellets are underneath trees
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on January 27, 2009, 12:20:44 PM
What kind of questions could we still ask you?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on January 27, 2009, 12:28:09 PM
Has Mark Rosewater been conspiring a Disturbing Plot?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Josh on January 29, 2009, 03:31:51 AM
Do you understand the concept of love?

Do YOU want to collect ShruteBucks?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: AnKylo on January 29, 2009, 12:19:23 PM
When someone goes to be bed sometime between 11pm to 12am everyday, is it funny to constantly repeat the joke "You'll turn into a pumpkin if you stay up longer" every single day for two years?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Stack on January 29, 2009, 08:02:20 PM
Ha ha, turn into a pumpkin.

That'd be one whale of a tale for sure.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Shev on January 29, 2009, 11:40:44 PM
What is an unarmed person's best means of defense against bears with death ray guns?

Note: These bears were trained in target practice since birth.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on January 29, 2009, 11:45:19 PM
What's new pussycat?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on January 30, 2009, 02:19:07 AM
Wouldn't turn into a pumpkin make you become Mr. Torture?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Ruby Catbot on January 31, 2009, 10:53:36 PM
What's the difference between masking tape and drafting tape?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Artwood on February 01, 2009, 06:05:56 AM
Whatcha plan on doing for your birthday?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on February 01, 2009, 11:27:41 PM
Is everybody happy now?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: H Hog on February 02, 2009, 12:07:46 PM
Do you feel gypped for not getting your own birthday topic?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 06, 2009, 01:55:44 PM
What has changed?
The cast of Pretty Cure, once more.

So what is steinblor divided by zero then?
Andrusi, here is a representation of Steinblor: (http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/5549/steinblorab4.png)
Steinblor divided by zero equals a ham sandwich.

Andrusi, do you ever go to the Bob & George forums anymore?
On occasion.

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Are you under attack?
Yes, and I need good defense rolls to keep Eastern United States.  I've only got three armies left there.

(....)

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For that matter, is it all about the game, and how we play it?
Yes.  And the game is Clue.

I thought it was Risk?
That's the other game.

Do you like Fire Emblem (http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/6268/pcfegg3.jpg)?
Never actually played anything from the series, but I keep meaning to.

Do you like Fire Emblem (http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/6268/pcfegg3.jpg)?

... Dude, WTF?!
It appears to be Fire Emblem characters dressed as Cure Black and Cure White.

Would you play Pretty Emblem in a house?
Naturally.  I might play it other places if it was on a portable, but I'd play it in a house no matter what.

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Would you play Pretty Emblem with a mouse?
Nah.  I'd use the standard controller.

Have you never been mellow?
Nah, I'm all out of never been mellow.

I do have some Grey Poupon though.

Why did Raimi ruin Venom?
It's all part of an evil plot that involves resurrecting Isaac Asimov as a cyborg.

What?
That.

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You're still here?
Yo.

Why did I forget to re-block Hol when I got a new AIM account?
You were so pleased with your new account that you focused primarily on the positive.  As such, blocked users were far from your mind.

Can you beat off UP Tweaker for me?
I would like to help you, but alas, I am a pacifist.

Is it true that owls poop entirely out of their mouths?
That's silly.  They poop from their ears.

What kind of questions could we still ask you?
Oh, all kinds.  I'm rather fond of the random general knowledge questions.  You could also ask me about Pretty Cure.

Has Mark Rosewater been conspiring a Disturbing Plot?
No, he's been conspiring with a Disturbing Pilot.  Easy mistake to make, though.

Do you understand the concept of love?
Yes, but I don't speak it very well.  My accent makes everything sound weird.

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Do YOU want to collect ShruteBucks?
Is that like a cheap Starbucks knockoff in a cartoon?

When someone goes to be bed sometime between 11pm to 12am everyday, is it funny to constantly repeat the joke "You'll turn into a pumpkin if you stay up longer" every single day for two years?
Just imagining that makes my brain hurt.

What is an unarmed person's best means of defense against bears with death ray guns?

Note: These bears were trained in target practice since birth.
The best solution is typically to use your magic lightning powers to make the guns explode in their faces and kill them.  If they were humans, you'd just lightning them directly, but bears themselves are immune to lightning.

What's new pussycat?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Wouldn't turn into a pumpkin make you become Mr. Torture?
Only if you were a gentleman already before.

What's the difference between masking tape and drafting tape?
Drafting tape is designed to be stuck to paper and then easily removed, so it can be used to temporarily secure engineering or architectural drawings to a drafting table.  Masking tape, not needing to perform this function, is stickier.

Whatcha plan on doing for your birthday?
I still haven't gone to Sticky Fingers like I was going to.  Any plans I originally had essentially got trashed because I went to visit my grandfather in the hospital.

Is everybody happy now?
No.

Do you feel gypped for not getting your own birthday topic?
I would characterize it more as feeling abandoned, unwanted, etc.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Josh on February 06, 2009, 09:20:32 PM
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Do YOU want to collect ShruteBucks?
Is that like a cheap Starbucks knockoff in a cartoon?

(http://angryorange55.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/schrute_buck.jpg)
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on February 21, 2009, 11:16:32 PM
Did you know this ended up on page 3?
Doesn't this make you feel sad?
Why is no one asking you anymore questions?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on February 22, 2009, 05:03:24 AM
Why doesn't Andrusi answer questions very often?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: AnKylo on February 22, 2009, 09:42:56 AM
Is my new AnKylo name sound any good? I got it from combining my name with my second favorite dinosaur.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on February 22, 2009, 03:59:14 PM
How much is Suitcase going to hate Night now?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Corey on February 22, 2009, 04:29:37 PM
What question should I ask you?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: AnKylo on February 22, 2009, 06:22:20 PM
Why would Suitcase hate me anyway?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on February 23, 2009, 01:29:47 AM
Why do people feel the need to change their names anyways?
They're the same people discussing the same topics, after all...
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Brandy Bogard on May 18, 2009, 09:11:32 PM
Why is Fiz the Ancient such a brat?
Why is don't you replying at this topics?
Why did I just ask the above question in broken English?
Why does Narancia look like a girl?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Brandy Bogard on May 20, 2009, 11:05:15 PM
GODFUCKING DAMMIT
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on May 21, 2009, 12:37:33 AM
According to your profile, Andrusi, you have been

Last Active:  May 12, 2009, 09:41:54 AM

How come? We miss you! Wait... Do we really?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on November 23, 2009, 04:12:14 PM
Why did this Topic Die? :<
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Mr. T on November 23, 2009, 08:41:43 PM
'cause he stopped answering? Instead of asking why, maybe just a heads up would kind of... do something, I imagine.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on August 17, 2011, 12:11:55 PM
Did you know this ended up on page 3?
Oh, it ended up further down than that...

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Doesn't this make you feel sad?
I think I might cry.

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Why is no one asking you anymore questions?
A shortage of silly ideas, perhaps.

Why doesn't Andrusi answer questions very often?
Just my mood, I guess.

Is my new AnKylo name sound any good? I got it from combining my name with my second favorite dinosaur.
Yeah, it's pretty neat.  Have you been waiting for two and a half years for me to get back to you on this, and that's why it's still the same now?

How much is Suitcase going to hate Night now?
Three.

What question should I ask you?
A good one.

Why would Suitcase hate me anyway?
Well, you see, your avatar says you are a pony.  But ponies can't type.  This doesn't make sense.

Why do people feel the need to change their names anyways?
They're the same people discussing the same topics, after all...
Boredom, probably.  Also I never realized before that I could spell my name with a triangle.

Why is Fiz the Ancient such a brat?
He was trying to change his name to Bart but made a typo.

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Why is don't you replying at this topics?
Cancel.

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Why did I just ask the above question in broken English?
Because you weren't sure if I would be able to understand broken Spanish.

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Why does Narancia look like a girl?
There's a hilarious surprise in store for you tonight.

According to your profile, Andrusi, you have been

Last Active:  May 12, 2009, 09:41:54 AM

How come?
This place slowed down a lot, and a lot of the discussion at the time was of things that didn't interest me, so I didn't have much motivation to check back as frequently.

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We miss you! Wait... Do we really?
Kidnapping is an option that people these days are entirely too quick to dismiss.

Why did this Topic Die? :<
This topic did not die of natural causes.

This topic... was murdered!
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Shinmera on August 17, 2011, 12:22:26 PM
Who was the murderer?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on August 17, 2011, 12:23:23 PM
Who was the murderer?
Oh, I'm not a detective or anything, so I don't know.  I just thought it should be mentioned.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Shinmera on August 17, 2011, 12:24:11 PM
Do you at least know the cause of death?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on August 17, 2011, 12:26:20 PM
Do you at least know the cause of death?
Failure to be alive.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Sofox on August 17, 2011, 12:46:15 PM
What would the ideal name for this board be?

Am I hijacking this thread?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on August 17, 2011, 12:51:48 PM
What would the ideal name for this board be?
If we can't just keep calling it Sonic Eats Rings, then I've already made several well-thought-out suggestions, such as Autobot Sonic Eats Rings or Sonic Eats Ringblast.

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Am I hijacking this thread?
Not if I have anything to say about it!  ::shoots::
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: InstantSonic on August 17, 2011, 03:04:29 PM
What prediction will the magic 8-ball give me?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on August 17, 2011, 04:25:52 PM
What prediction will the magic 8-ball give me?
REPLY HAZY TRY AGAIN
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Sofox on August 17, 2011, 05:53:14 PM
What should I do about this gunshot wound that I recently aquired from a goggle wearing hedgehog.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Stack on August 18, 2011, 03:43:00 AM
Do you watch cartoons?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on August 18, 2011, 10:43:33 AM
What should I do about this gunshot wound that I recently aquired from a goggle wearing hedgehog.
Try rubbing some salt in it.  I hear that helps.

Do you watch cartoons?
To a certain extent.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Kiddo Cabbusses on August 18, 2011, 02:55:41 PM
Is your throwback made with real cane sugar?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Zodberg on August 18, 2011, 03:12:43 PM
How am i supposed to pay you back for botcon.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: yaj on August 18, 2011, 04:04:24 PM
Is there ever going to be a show like The Screen Savers again?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on August 19, 2011, 08:54:39 AM
Is your throwback made with real cane sugar?
Technically yes, since my body is made from the food I eat.

How am i supposed to pay you back for botcon.
Well, you could always show up at a critical moment to save my life so I can go on to defeat the evil overlord.

Is there ever going to be a show like The Screen Savers again?
There are a lot of shows that are approximately as interesting as a screen saver.  Close enough for you?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on August 19, 2011, 09:31:53 AM
Has the Pretty Cure shows been subbed yet?
Should start watching them again?
was it Splash Star that I stopped at due to lack of subs?

(http://donnyku.nothingforfree.com/icantbelieve.gif)
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Kiddo Cabbusses on August 19, 2011, 10:22:36 AM
On that note, why the heck was Toei being dumb and showing a very low-quality video feed for Pretty Cure on Hulu, last I checked?

I mean, yeah, seeing Nippon Gold subs gave an air of nostalgia for me as one of those folks who used to trade DBZ Fansub VHSes, but this is the digital age! Pretty Cure's video quality should be the same no matter what region you watch it in - or at the least, they shouldn't be decayed to VHS-quality levels! Can't they have Nippon Gold sub do -softsubs- over a -good- encode?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on August 19, 2011, 02:48:34 PM
Does Donny mean "Have the Pretty Cure shows been subbed yet?" or "Has the Pretty Cure show been subbed yet?"
Between this and that Braceface show in the other topic, what is it with you kids and your interest in shows about middle-school girls?
Does this post come across as too negative? I really don't intend for it to sound mean or anything, but as I read it in my head it seems to come across as such. :/
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Tokkan on August 21, 2011, 03:55:24 AM
How can one obtain the Penguindrum?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on August 21, 2011, 09:03:04 PM
Is your throwback made with real cane sugar?
Of course!

Posting from 3DS, more ahead
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on August 21, 2011, 09:09:55 PM
Has the Pretty Cure shows been subbed yet?
Should start watching them again?
was it Splash Star that I stopped at due to lack of subs?

(http://donnyku.nothingforfree.com/icantbelieve.gif)

Several have, yeah.  SS is actually complete, I think, and YPC5 is in progress again.

On that note, why the heck was Toei being dumb and showing a very low-quality video feed for Pretty Cure on Hulu, last I checked?

I mean, yeah, seeing Nippon Gold subs gave an air of nostalgia for me as one of those folks who used to trade DBZ Fansub VHSes, but this is the digital age! Pretty Cure's video quality should be the same no matter what region you watch it in - or at the least, they shouldn't be decayed to VHS-quality levels! Can't they have Nippon Gold sub do -softsubs- over a -good- encode?
It's Toei.  That is the only answer needed.

Does Donny mean "Have the Pretty Cure shows been subbed yet?" or "Has the Pretty Cure show been subbed yet?"
Between this and that Braceface show in the other topic, what is it with you kids and your interest in shows about middle-school girls?
Does this post come across as too negative? I really don't intend for it to sound mean or anything, but as I read it in my head it seems to come across as such. :/
-Both.
Middle school girls are surprisingly compelling characters.
-Nah, you're cool.

How can one obtain the Penguindrum?
By hiring a Penguindrummer.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Your Pure Sexcellence on August 22, 2011, 09:21:21 AM
Why are real middle school girls slutty and not more precure-like?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Kiddo Cabbusses on August 22, 2011, 02:38:38 PM
Why are real middle school girls slutty and not more precure-like?

If they were so slutty, why is my virginity still intact?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on August 22, 2011, 03:41:40 PM
Should Kiddo go find a middle school girl and get this "virginity still intact" problem taken care of? (...please say no)
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on August 23, 2011, 06:12:59 PM
Why are real middle school girls slutty and not more precure-like?
They got their knowledge of Pretty Cure from Mirai and as such don't realize there's a difference.

Why are real middle school girls slutty and not more precure-like?

If they were so slutty, why is my virginity still intact?
Kidnapping is an option that people these days are entirely too quick to dismiss.

Should Kiddo go find a middle school girl and get this "virginity still intact" problem taken care of? (...please say no)
Probably not.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on August 24, 2011, 03:08:28 AM
Why are real middle school girls slutty and not more precure-like?
They got their knowledge of Pretty Cure from Mirai and as such don't realize there's a difference.
Hm? I didn't know that Mirai thought that about Pretty Cure..!
Why are real middle school girls slutty and not more precure-like?

If they were so slutty, why is my virginity still intact?
Kidnapping is an option that people these days are entirely too quick to dismiss.
What was the original source for that quote again..?
It's been AGES now! Or did you come up with it yourself?
I honestly can't remember..!
Should Kiddo go find a middle school girl and get this "virginity still intact" problem taken care of? (...please say no)
Probably not.
[/quote]
...that's probably for the best, then.

Why is there no flashy-cursor-thingy for me in the "Quick Reply" box?
Normally I'd be able to think that through and answer it myself, but right now... not so much.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on August 25, 2011, 09:10:06 AM
Why are real middle school girls slutty and not more precure-like?
They got their knowledge of Pretty Cure from Mirai and as such don't realize there's a difference.
Hm? I didn't know that Mirai thought that about Pretty Cure..!
There are a great many things you didn't know about Mirai...

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Why are real middle school girls slutty and not more precure-like?

If they were so slutty, why is my virginity still intact?
Kidnapping is an option that people these days are entirely too quick to dismiss.
What was the original source for that quote again..?
It's been AGES now! Or did you come up with it yourself?
I honestly can't remember..!
As far as I can recall, it's an Andrusi original.  Of which I cannot seem to find the original.  Or perhaps I just can't find most of the repetitions.  The point is I know I've used it more times than I can find.

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Should Kiddo go find a middle school girl and get this "virginity still intact" problem taken care of? (...please say no)
Probably not.
...that's probably for the best, then.

Why is there no flashy-cursor-thingy for me in the "Quick Reply" box?
Normally I'd be able to think that through and answer it myself, but right now... not so much.
Your computer is lazy.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on August 31, 2011, 08:44:57 PM
do you remember why I made This? (http://donnyku.nothingforfree.com/purlyQahMax.mp3)
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Kiddo Cabbusses on August 31, 2011, 09:21:30 PM
Not a Kiddo, Kiddo?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Zodberg on September 01, 2011, 01:21:06 AM
how should I pay you back for botcon, actually real answer this time?
I can send you via paypal or depending on your back I might be able to just send you a transfer of funds, unlikely since you're in a different country. Or if you have in your records the precise amount I owe you, I can pick up the hotel fee next year.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 23, 2012, 02:58:47 PM
do you remember why I made This? (http://donnyku.nothingforfree.com/purlyQahMax.mp3)
Nobody actually knows why you do things.

Not a Kiddo, Kiddo?
Not a bunny, bunny.

how should I pay you back for botcon, actually real answer this time?
I can send you via paypal or depending on your back I might be able to just send you a transfer of funds, unlikely since you're in a different country. Or if you have in your records the precise amount I owe you, I can pick up the hotel fee next year.
Since this has since been settled, I'll instead declare that the best method would be to give me all your cheese.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Zodberg on February 24, 2012, 07:08:41 AM
By "settled" you mean "I now owe you roughly twice as much" then yes.
Whatever, groceries cover the interest.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Sofox on February 24, 2012, 08:16:39 AM
Dear Andrusi,

Is string theory correct?

Regards,
Sofox

PS. I am of course referring to the scientific theory regarding the nature of everything rather than the captivating webcomic.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 24, 2012, 08:46:35 AM
Dear Andrusi,

Is string theory correct?

Regards,
Sofox

PS. I am of course referring to the scientific theory regarding the nature of everything rather than the captivating webcomic.
Yes, string theory is correct.  In fact, if you squint, you can see the strings holding up so-called "flying" objects.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on March 07, 2012, 12:06:17 AM
Why are Ponies so popular?

Why do I have bad Gas

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Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: James on March 07, 2012, 12:46:29 AM
WHY IS DLC RUINING EVERYTHING

Seriously, I can't go anywhere without finding terrible news about DLC, be it a massive glut for just one game or a whole story conclusion for another.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 11, 2012, 12:31:31 AM
Why are Ponies so popular?
Because of that one episode of YPC5.  Karen's awesome like that.

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Why do I have bad Gas

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Well, if you're going to answer your own questions...

WHY IS DLC RUINING EVERYTHING

Seriously, I can't go anywhere without finding terrible news about DLC, be it a massive glut for just one game or a whole story conclusion for another.
1. Corporations are apparently people now.
2. Everyone likes money.
3. Therefore corporations like money.
4. People are also kind of stupid.
5. Therefore corporations will try to make as much money off of you as they can in stupid ways.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on October 17, 2013, 08:41:25 PM
Why did this topic Die?

Have we reached the end of the Internet?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Vexiss on October 18, 2013, 11:16:39 AM
or just the end of ser
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on October 26, 2013, 04:39:51 PM
Hm... well Kulock was the final boss of the MC, so who is the final boss of SER?
Sz? Spazz?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Zodberg on October 30, 2013, 04:19:00 AM
Hey Andy, how you feeling about Botcon next year?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: yaj on October 30, 2013, 08:03:09 PM
(http://s21.postimg.org/q330ny7ef/ask.png)

what the hell is botcon?

Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Jessica HawlSera on November 02, 2013, 06:05:48 AM
Andrusi, describe the touch, taste, and texture of Zodberg's uterus.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on November 02, 2013, 08:49:52 PM
This installment of Ask Andrusi brought to you by Pokemon X and Y versions, because Gym Leader Valerie is a very sexy lady.  That's right, she holds both arms out.

Why did this topic Die?
Nobody appreciated my wisdom.
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Have we reached the end of the Internet?
Yes.  But I hear there's an extra scene after the credits.

or just the end of ser
No knights died in the making of this thread.

I did stab a few pawns though.

Hm... well Kulock was the final boss of the MC, so who is the final boss of SER?
Sz? Spazz?
Tom Jones, obviously.

Hey Andy, how you feeling about Botcon next year?
I believe I will permit it to proceed as planned.

(http://s21.postimg.org/q330ny7ef/ask.png)
▲▲▼▼◄►◄►ba¶ (http://www.soniceatsrings.com/index.php/topic,303.750.html)

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what the hell is botcon?


Brian Savage's ongoing attempt to make jean shorts popular.

Andrusi, describe the touch, taste, and texture of Zodberg's uterus.
It is identical to a wool sweater in all three repects.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Zodberg on November 04, 2013, 12:45:56 AM
Right now I want to wait until New Years before I commit to Botcon because of financial reasons.

If I am doing Botcon, jean shorts are out, vinyl dress is in.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on November 07, 2013, 04:58:15 PM
Andrusi!
What have you been up to lately, man?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on November 15, 2013, 10:41:49 AM
Andrusi!
What have you been up to lately, man?
Eh, same old same old.  Doing computery things that are sometimes the ones I'm getting paid to do.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Myst on November 25, 2013, 04:45:09 PM
Why does Knuckles have fingers in the new Sonic cartoon?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: AnKylo on November 29, 2013, 07:32:41 PM
Will I ever date a centaur?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on December 04, 2013, 09:46:31 PM
Why does Knuckles have fingers in the new Sonic cartoon?
His hands are actually unchanged, he's just wearing a different pair of gloves.

Will I ever date a centaur?
No, but someday you might date someone who really enjoys Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri, and isn't that what you're really after anyway?

...

Because everyone loves a cheap knockoff thread.
Man, I don't even remember whose thread this was a cheap knockoff of.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on February 26, 2014, 08:50:20 PM
Per your suggestion on another thread:
wait you've had a hotel room for three years?
why not buy an apartment if you're there for that long without leaving, I'm sure it's cheaper
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on February 26, 2014, 10:32:33 PM
Is it still all about Brad Putt?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on February 28, 2014, 11:36:47 AM
Per your suggestion on another thread:
wait you've had a hotel room for three years?
I've had it for closer to thirty years, actually.

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why not buy an apartment if you're there for that long without leaving, I'm sure it's cheaper
I'm not allowed to have any kind of permanent residence in California.  I swear, you steal one aircraft carrier and suddenly everybody freaks out...

Is it still all about Brad Putt?
It will always be all about Brad Putt.

Oddly, nobody knows whether he's any good at golf.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on March 03, 2014, 09:54:23 PM
Ah, but are you allowed to pilot a spaceship? That is the real question.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 05, 2014, 04:08:18 PM
Ah, but are you allowed to pilot a spaceship? That is the real question.
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/8526ea9bf90490557bf14afa29bfd65e/tumblr_inline_mya4t4gMLF1rv3737.jpg)
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on March 05, 2014, 05:46:02 PM
Why yes good sir that is indeed a picture of a space-ship.
It does not answer my question, though!
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on March 05, 2014, 07:39:57 PM
I just discovered that Andrusi has a tumblr.

There's a lot of Transformers and Pretty Cure on it, surprising no one.

(This isn't a question.)
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Jessica HawlSera on March 06, 2014, 09:38:35 PM
Convince me to watch Pretty Cure, do it.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 07, 2014, 11:59:08 AM
Why yes good sir that is indeed a picture of a space-ship.
It does not answer my question, though!
It's mine.  I control it.

I just discovered that Andrusi has a tumblr.

There's a lot of Transformers and Pretty Cure on it, surprising no one.

(This isn't a question.)
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/fe8f673f9f51a5741879ca8b00924038/tumblr_n11zotxj8E1rde8t3o1_1280.jpg)

Convince me to watch Pretty Cure, do it.
I am godawful at this sort of thing but here goes:

Right now is a great time to start watching, because it's early in the year so a new season (http://www.curecom.net/series/charge/) just started.  Since most of the seasons are independent, you can just start from the beginning of this one and get all caught up with minimal time investment.

Like many magical girl shows, Pretty Cure has a talent for shifting smoothly from cute to goofy to dramatic to sad to terrifying when you least expect it.  It's known for a focus on hand-to-hand combat and other physical fighting, as well as endearing characters.

And hey, any franchise that lasts ten years without a break of any kind is probably at least worth giving a shot, right?





Also it's what Karen Minazuki/Cure Aqua is from and that's really all the incentive you need right there.

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/b74c5bd782e4e00670deeafdf9e7f9cd/tumblr_n06676x3Wy1qjwx5ho1_500.gif)

(She's in this (http://www.curecom.net/series/yes5/) and this (http://www.curecom.net/series/gogo/) if you're curious.)
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Zodberg on March 08, 2014, 01:47:40 AM
how come the second half of Mew Mew Power was never dubbed?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Milo on March 08, 2014, 02:18:10 AM
Andrusi, there is a jewlery store downtown called Andrus and I always wanted to take a picture and show you cause its pretty similiar I guess.

Anyway, how's things?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 10, 2014, 09:24:52 AM
how come the second half of Mew Mew Power was never dubbed?
Because Mew Mew Power is already a dub, and dubbing it again would just be silly.

Andrusi, there is a jewlery store downtown called Andrus and I always wanted to take a picture and show you cause its pretty similiar I guess.
I think I probably belong to them or something.

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Anyway, how's things?
Things are like that.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Donnyku on March 10, 2014, 02:09:30 PM
should I back the new Shaq Fu?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 10, 2014, 04:46:14 PM
should I back the new Shaq Fu?
Back new Shaq Fu?  It rhymes, so you should go for it.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on March 10, 2014, 11:51:34 PM
Is Andrusi Throwback indeed made without sanity?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on March 11, 2014, 05:15:23 AM
Why didn't I sit down and try to beat Sonic Rush until tonight? I was at the final boss, and I found my missing copy of Golden Sun: TLA in the box for Sonic Rush while I was at it.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 11, 2014, 08:27:27 AM
Is Andrusi Throwback indeed made without sanity?
Yes, but for a limited time only.

Why didn't I sit down and try to beat Sonic Rush until tonight? I was at the final boss, and I found my missing copy of Golden Sun: TLA in the box for Sonic Rush while I was at it.
You fool!  That final boss was the only thing keeping Golden Sun: TLA sealed away!
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Vexiss on March 11, 2014, 09:36:16 PM
probably cause sonic rush is just eh
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Josie on March 11, 2014, 11:52:55 PM
"Eh" is being kind.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on March 12, 2014, 04:26:03 AM
I remember when the game came out and the general consensus was "this is the best sonic game in ages! (and also it has a weird soundtrack)". Granted, Sonic Colors and Generations have come out since then so that probably changed things a bit.

I still haven't played Sonic Colors.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 12, 2014, 07:52:02 PM
I love Sonic Rush's soundtrack specifically because of how weird it is.  It is very good at making me smile.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Stack on March 12, 2014, 08:10:16 PM
Too black.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Josie on March 12, 2014, 11:51:05 PM
I was never part of that consensus and always maintained that the people who felt that way really weren't thinking much about the game.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Vexiss on March 13, 2014, 01:09:04 AM
none of the sonic rush ish games had a level that really "stuck" with me

boss fights were generally ok tho
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 14, 2014, 10:19:26 AM
Too black.
Too strong.

I was never part of that consensus and always maintained that the people who felt that way really weren't thinking much about the game.
it's a fucking sonic game if you're really thinking much then something has gone wrong

(something went wrong with the water area in sonic lost world 3ds holy shit game what is this gravity maze business)

none of the sonic rush ish games had a level that really "stuck" with me

boss fights were generally ok tho
I can't remember most of the stage names honestly, but I know the first one had a zone where you were apparently fighting GUN for basically no reason.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on March 26, 2014, 02:21:19 AM
Sonic Rush was like the natural evolution of the Sonic Advance series (minus Sonic Advance 3, I like to forget that that game exists). It wasn't the greatest game of all time but it was kind of a fun and neat little time-waster.

And hey - Why would Archaemic WANT to keep Golden Sun: The Lost Age sealed away? It's a really good game!
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on March 26, 2014, 03:23:10 AM
I'd thought I'd lost the cartridge years ago. Who would have thought it was in the DS case with a game I'd never really intended to play again? What a great place to hide it forever.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Vexiss on March 26, 2014, 09:53:55 PM
i really enjoyed advance 3 just because it was so different
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 27, 2014, 09:21:22 PM
Sonic Rush was like the natural evolution of the Sonic Advance series (minus Sonic Advance 3, I like to forget that that game exists). It wasn't the greatest game of all time but it was kind of a fun and neat little time-waster.

And hey - Why would Archaemic WANT to keep Golden Sun: The Lost Age sealed away? It's a really good game!
Good in a gameplay sense, maybe, but not in a moral sense.  Golden Sun: The Lost Age is out to devour our young, and there's precious little that can stop it.

I'd thought I'd lost the cartridge years ago. Who would have thought it was in the DS case with a game I'd never really intended to play again? What a great place to hide it forever.
I might have!  I cram most of my DS and 3DS games into a couple of game cases.  They're both for games I'm relatively likely to replay (AA1 and Sonic Generations), but not really by design or anything, they're just the ones that were handy when I started using each of them.

(Back in the 3DS days I kept my most commonly played games in a couple of little special cases that held four each, but 3DS games don't fit in so I had to stop using that method.)

i really enjoyed advance 3 just because it was so different
For some reason I never got any of the GBA Sonic games beyond the first Sonic Advance (unless there's one I forgot about), so my only experience with Sonic Advance 3 is on an emulator.    I don't really remember how well the gameplay worked (or didn't).
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Stack on March 27, 2014, 10:26:46 PM
Sonic Advance 3 has Chaos Angel Zone, which has some really cool music.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJgbmsM0BT0[/youtube]

I hope the Sonic Advance games get Wii U virtual console treatment. They're not the best Sonic games, but I feel like they deserve more recognition than they get.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Vexiss on March 27, 2014, 11:41:38 PM
fuck yeah that music rocked
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Zodberg on March 28, 2014, 03:29:52 AM
http://www.bobandgeorge.com/archives/060407
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 28, 2014, 11:53:00 AM
Sonic Advance 3 has Chaos Angel Zone, which has some really cool music.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJgbmsM0BT0[/youtube]
Personally my favorite music from that game was from Cyber Base or whatever it was called.  Cyber Track according to Youtube's suggestions?  Yeah, that sounds right.  At least I remember that being my favorite.  It seems weirder to me now than it used to.  Hm.

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I hope the Sonic Advance games get Wii U virtual console treatment. They're not the best Sonic games, but I feel like they deserve more recognition than they get.
I'm hoping for 3DS VC personally, since I'm building up a nice little collection of download titles there, but man, as long as they come out somewhere.

fuck yeah that music rocked
IMO Sonic games very rarely fail in that department.  Even in the few games where the music isn't very good overall there are always a few redeeming tracks.

http://www.bobandgeorge.com/archives/060407
http://www.bobandgeorge.com/archives/050317
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Josie on March 28, 2014, 03:46:06 PM
I'm hoping for 3DS VC personally, since I'm building up a nice little collection of download titles there, but man, as long as they come out somewhere.

Nintendo has been unable to get GBA games to play on the 3DS in a manner they find satisfactory.  You are much more likely to find them on the WIi U, which is actually getting GBA games.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Keith Stack on March 28, 2014, 10:09:01 PM
Those Ambassador GBA 3DS VC games are pretty ghosty. I'm guessing that's the biggest issue?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: 0005 maS maS on March 29, 2014, 07:39:36 AM
I just don't understand the point of GBA games on the Wii U. Just sort out getting them to run on the 3DS, Nintendo. That makes far more sense. I want Advance Wars ;_;
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Zodberg on March 29, 2014, 08:10:53 AM
Andy, do you remember a person named Pillowchan, or Perilous Pillowchan?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 29, 2014, 07:50:54 PM
I'm hoping for 3DS VC personally, since I'm building up a nice little collection of download titles there, but man, as long as they come out somewhere.

Nintendo has been unable to get GBA games to play on the 3DS in a manner they find satisfactory.  You are much more likely to find them on the WIi U, which is actually getting GBA games.
Okay, how about re-coding them to run natively on the 3DS?  3D Classics: Sonic Advance.  It'd be way more work for very little benefit, but it would make me, personally, happy, and isn't that Nintendo's real goal?  To please one particular guy on the Internet?

Those Ambassador GBA 3DS VC games are pretty ghosty. I'm guessing that's the biggest issue?
The biggest issue is that things don't become true just because I want them to be.

I just don't understand the point of GBA games on the Wii U. Just sort out getting them to run on the 3DS, Nintendo. That makes far more sense. I want Advance Wars ;_;
Well, if there's a legit technical issue, then that's just how it is.

Andy, do you remember a person named Pillowchan, or Perilous Pillowchan?
The name seems familiar but I can't seem to associate a person with it.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: 'Rixx on March 31, 2014, 03:21:36 AM
Andrusi: how's it goin man
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Josie on March 31, 2014, 04:18:19 AM
Okay, how about re-coding them to run natively on the 3DS?  3D Classics: Sonic Advance.  It'd be way more work for very little benefit, but it would make me, personally, happy, and isn't that Nintendo's real goal?  To please one particular guy on the Internet?
Sega's actually doing this with Genesis games already, for similar reasons.  They aren't actually adding any 3D effects (to my knowledge), but they're porting the games over wholesale since the 3DS isn't quite good enough to run an emulator on top of the games themselves.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 31, 2014, 10:10:06 AM
Andrusi: how's it goin man
We are v-r-r-iends!  Ouch!

Okay, how about re-coding them to run natively on the 3DS?  3D Classics: Sonic Advance.  It'd be way more work for very little benefit, but it would make me, personally, happy, and isn't that Nintendo's real goal?  To please one particular guy on the Internet?
Sega's actually doing this with Genesis games already, for similar reasons.  They aren't actually adding any 3D effects (to my knowledge), but they're porting the games over wholesale since the 3DS isn't quite good enough to run an emulator on top of the games themselves.
The 3DS version of Sonic 1 (Genesis) has 3D added.  I don't know about any others though.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Vexiss on April 01, 2014, 09:50:23 PM
rip bob and george
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on April 08, 2014, 01:07:02 PM
rip bob and george
it's a publicly viewable website, you don't have to rip it
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Vexiss on April 08, 2014, 09:53:08 PM
until he inevitably decides to take it down

then what
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on April 13, 2014, 08:33:27 PM
until he inevitably decides to take it down

then what
then you access the archive you downloaded

but calling that "ripping" seems silly
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on April 14, 2014, 11:02:03 PM
So... why am I back on these forums I had been away from for months now?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Vexiss on April 15, 2014, 01:48:22 AM
Cause fuck you we all love each other
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on April 15, 2014, 05:50:16 AM
So... why am I back on these forums I had been away from for months now?
Same thing happened to me. It really is just impossible to escape.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on April 15, 2014, 02:44:13 PM
So... why am I back on these forums I had been away from for months now?
Cult, escape, Tom Jones, etc.

Cause fuck you we all love each other
Well, enough of us love enough of each other to form one big network, anyway.

So... why am I back on these forums I had been away from for months now?
Same thing happened to me. It really is just impossible to escape.
We really should have brought an Escape Rope.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on April 16, 2014, 10:11:53 PM
One big network, eh?
Is this network social in any way?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: H Hog on April 20, 2014, 12:02:54 PM
I would say anything that involves interpersonal contact with other people is considered a "social" thing.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on April 20, 2014, 03:16:11 PM
Hm, that's true! clearly serbook is a thing that exists

As for Andrusi-questions, it would appear that we forgot to ask him one that is of great importance: Helix or Dome?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Vexiss on April 20, 2014, 04:12:55 PM
aw heck
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Matt_TY on April 22, 2014, 04:40:25 AM
I would say anything that involves interpersonal contact with other people is considered a "social" thing.
What.
I thought you were all bots.
All this time.

Man is my face red.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Vexiss on April 22, 2014, 11:03:19 PM
no someone stopped all those from registering a while ago

spazz i guess or maybe h hog
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on April 23, 2014, 10:38:40 AM
One big network, eh?
Is this network social in any way?
Given its Internet roots, I would classify it as antisocial.

I would say anything that involves interpersonal contact with other people is considered a "social" thing.
Bah, you and your "logic."

Hm, that's true! clearly serbook is a thing that exists

As for Andrusi-questions, it would appear that we forgot to ask him one that is of great importance: Helix or Dome?
Neither.  No gods, no kings, only 'mon.

aw heck
252.

I would say anything that involves interpersonal contact with other people is considered a "social" thing.
What.
I thought you were all bots.
All this time.

Man is my face red.
Ferak (http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Ferak)?

no someone stopped all those from registering a while ago

spazz i guess or maybe h hog
It's Page Repair Droid's fault.  Everyone's still mad at him for changing the theme.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on April 30, 2014, 09:37:40 PM
Why did I follow you on tumblr when 90% of the stuff you post is PreCure?

(Let's ignore the fact that 1/6 of all the likes I give on tumblr are on posts you make)
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Myst on April 30, 2014, 09:51:20 PM
Why does the picture in your signature say 'limited time only' when you've had that picture in your signature for over a year now?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on May 01, 2014, 03:39:40 PM
One big network, eh?
Is this network social in any way?
Given its Internet roots, I would classify it as antisocial.
Ah, well that makes sense I suppose!

As for Andrusi-questions, it would appear that we forgot to ask him one that is of great importance: Helix or Dome?
Neither.  No gods, no kings, only 'mon.
Ah, well in any case it's nice that the streamer did another week-long break after Randomized Fire Red. It separates things into neat story arcs. First was the Helix Saga (Red and Crystal) where we as RED brought Lord Helix to power then we as AJ deposed him. Next up was the A Saga (Emerald and Fire Red) where some girl in Hoenn summoned the voices then either she traveled to Kanto or her consciousness entered a girl in Kanto, depending on whom you ask. Either way, coming up tommorow/Saturday is Platinum's followed by a Randomized Heart Gold/Soul Silver! I'm excited to see what the future brings! :D

Oh, right. Questions. Um... they haven't released anything since the Gen 2 days, but have you heard of The Church of the Helix Choir (https://churchofthehelixchoir.bandcamp.com/track/lazor-gator)? They've released some pretty neat songs!
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on May 07, 2014, 12:54:59 PM
Why did I follow you on tumblr when 90% of the stuff you post is PreCure?

(Let's ignore the fact that 1/6 of all the likes I give on tumblr are on posts you make)
Because Karen.

(http://37.media.tumblr.com/34ac93c797e005314fad170f28017b8b/tumblr_n49onj5kEU1qhe7aio1_500.gif)

Why does the picture in your signature say 'limited time only' when you've had that picture in your signature for over a year now?
Man, I think it's been several years now.

But I'm eventually going to change it someday and then it'll be gone!  Its time is limited!  It's just a very high limit.

One big network, eh?
Is this network social in any way?
Given its Internet roots, I would classify it as antisocial.
Ah, well that makes sense I suppose!
Bah.  Sense is for the weak.

Quote
As for Andrusi-questions, it would appear that we forgot to ask him one that is of great importance: Helix or Dome?
Neither.  No gods, no kings, only 'mon.
Ah, well in any case it's nice that the streamer did another week-long break after Randomized Fire Red. It separates things into neat story arcs. First was the Helix Saga (Red and Crystal) where we as RED brought Lord Helix to power then we as AJ deposed him. Next up was the A Saga (Emerald and Fire Red) where some girl in Hoenn summoned the voices then either she traveled to Kanto or her consciousness entered a girl in Kanto, depending on whom you ask. Either way, coming up tommorow/Saturday is Platinum's followed by a Randomized Heart Gold/Soul Silver! I'm excited to see what the future brings! :D

Oh, right. Questions. Um... they haven't released anything since the Gen 2 days, but have you heard of The Church of the Helix Choir (https://churchofthehelixchoir.bandcamp.com/track/lazor-gator)? They've released some pretty neat songs!
Oddly enough I think I actually went and listened to the particular song you linked on the day you linked it.

Platinum's been kind of disappointing actually.  Apparently things are happening at some time?  But whenever I tune in I just get to watch the menu open repeatedly.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Josie on May 07, 2014, 01:19:55 PM
Quote
But whenever I tune in I just get to watch the menu open repeatedly.

This has been the entirety of my experience with TPP.

Well, with the first one there were also a ton of shitty memes that immediately got run into the ground, too.  But I stopped seeing those everywhere, at least.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on May 10, 2014, 02:41:40 PM
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But whenever I tune in I just get to watch the menu open repeatedly.

This has been the entirety of my experience with TPP.

Well, with the first one there were also a ton of shitty memes that immediately got run into the ground, too.  But I stopped seeing those everywhere, at least.
I mean even more so.  I never catch them walking in circles on some random route anymore.  They're always trying to escape from the menu.

On the other hand Roselia is pretty cool.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: H Hog on May 11, 2014, 04:57:50 AM
I checked out of Platinum when they managed to drop their Chimchar within the first 12 hours of play and haven't looked back since.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Josie on May 12, 2014, 12:20:14 AM
They're always trying to escape from the menu.
This has been the entirety of my experience with TPP.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on May 20, 2014, 02:14:57 PM
This morning was way more interesting to watch.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Vexiss on May 20, 2014, 02:45:35 PM
what
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SoNick on May 22, 2014, 03:52:20 PM
The long and the short is that we beat Platinum that day and now the PokéBet [Stadium 2 matches, bet imaginary money] on the side has audio while the main area is taken up by NES games played at the speed of 1 frame per input. The streamer DID say he had a plan for making things like platformers that require more precision than we can usually attain possible..!

Randomized Heart Gold's starting tomorrow, haven't been on it to check the timer [at work right now], but if the past games are any indication it'll start at around 8 PM US Central Time.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on May 22, 2014, 05:52:56 PM
I sure am glad I saw Madoka before I started following tumblr user andrusi. I might be very sad otherwise.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on May 26, 2014, 10:55:47 AM
what
teh urn

The long and the short is that we beat Platinum that day and now the PokéBet [Stadium 2 matches, bet imaginary money] on the side has audio while the main area is taken up by NES games played at the speed of 1 frame per input. The streamer DID say he had a plan for making things like platformers that require more precision than we can usually attain possible..!

Randomized Heart Gold's starting tomorrow, haven't been on it to check the timer [at work right now], but if the past games are any indication it'll start at around 8 PM US Central Time.
Aoooooooooooo!

I sure am glad I saw Madoka before I started following tumblr user andrusi. I might be very sad otherwise.
You're very sad anyway. C'mon, cheer up.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on May 27, 2014, 12:26:38 AM
Madoka is a good sad though
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on May 28, 2014, 06:19:36 PM
Why does my job suck so much now? I used to love it 5 years ago but in the last few months I went from loving it to just purely hating it to the point I don't even feel like coming in.

Why do we have no respect from our bosses? They ask our preferences for some over time we have to do for a big and yet short project, they go completely against them!

They asked me what I prefered, day, evening, night or week-end. I said anything EXCEPT NIGHT, I DON'T WANT NIGHT, was fine. Why do they ONLY give me the NIGHT shift? I hate them.

Also salaray decrease for most employees and loss of insurance. Fun, isn't it?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: yaj on May 28, 2014, 09:39:43 PM
how does mello yellow compare to mountain dew?



































and will you be my mountain yello?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Archaemic on May 29, 2014, 04:24:12 AM
Why can't I remember what I was going to ask?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Vexiss on May 29, 2014, 03:54:37 PM
Why does my job suck so much now? I used to love it 5 years ago but in the last few months I went from loving it to just purely hating it to the point I don't even feel like coming in.

Why do we have no respect from our bosses? They ask our preferences for some over time we have to do for a big and yet short project, they go completely against them!

They asked me what I prefered, day, evening, night or week-end. I said anything EXCEPT NIGHT, I DON'T WANT NIGHT, was fine. Why do they ONLY give me the NIGHT shift? I hate them.

Also salaray decrease for most employees and loss of insurance. Fun, isn't it?
good to see it's shit over there in canadaland too
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: Josh on March 25, 2016, 12:04:23 PM
Why is anything anywhere?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 28, 2016, 09:09:07 AM
Madoka is a good sad though
Mami is the best sad.

Why does my job suck so much now? I used to love it 5 years ago but in the last few months I went from loving it to just purely hating it to the point I don't even feel like coming in.

Why do we have no respect from our bosses? They ask our preferences for some over time we have to do for a big and yet short project, they go completely against them!

They asked me what I prefered, day, evening, night or week-end. I said anything EXCEPT NIGHT, I DON'T WANT NIGHT, was fine. Why do they ONLY give me the NIGHT shift? I hate them.

Also salaray decrease for most employees and loss of insurance. Fun, isn't it?
I think you answered your own question here.

how does mello yellow compare to mountain dew?
Bland.

Mountain Dew itself is kind of bland compared to Sun-Drop.

and will you be my mountain yello?
Only if you'll be my mello dew.

Why can't I remember what I was going to ask?
Because I used my mind control powers to make you forget.

Why is anything anywhere?
Everything's got to be somewhere.
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: SonKnuck on March 30, 2016, 07:02:40 PM
What took you so long?
Title: Re: Ask Andrusi
Post by: ▲ndrusi on March 31, 2016, 09:15:14 AM
What took you so long?
Cheese.