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General Rotors / My favorite hobby
« on: June 25, 2010, 09:07:54 PM »
I enjoy being disgusted by people who are inferior to me. This is a hobby that I will never lose interest or passion for, because basically everyone is inferior to me.  Especially you lame dinguses. My second favorite hobby is making babies cry themselves to death. B-). My favorite snack is goats.

General Rotors / Etiquette of the Ex
« on: June 17, 2010, 06:18:48 AM »
What's your opinion? 

General Rotors / If you are what you eat
« on: June 12, 2010, 02:22:06 AM »
What would you taste like?

Whatever I'd taste like, it'd have mayonnaise in it.

General Rotors / If Justin Bieber died
« on: June 12, 2010, 01:55:44 AM »
That'd be the best thing ever.

The dude is practically Hitler. Doesn't deserve to live. He sings pop music, for goodness sake! He's ruining our children!

Who's with me?

General Rotors / When civilization collapses
« on: June 12, 2010, 01:34:25 AM »
When there's no more Internet, electricity, plumbing, fast food, grocery stores, video games.. Will you be able to take care of yourself?  I won't. I'll be dead within the first three days.

General Rotors / KOTOR II
« on: June 08, 2010, 06:20:50 PM »
Why don't you work properly on my computer? You only start up 1 out of 15 attempts, and after an hour or two you crash and I have to begin the process of starting you all over again. I'll never become a Jedi Master and realize my destiny at this rate :(

General Rotors / Tits
« on: June 06, 2010, 05:10:58 PM »
By what name do you refer to a woman's breasts? Which names for that area do you find most embarrassing? Do you know of any especially amusing euphemisms?

General Rotors / Betty White is the only one left
« on: June 03, 2010, 02:37:20 PM »
Rue McClanahan died. :(

That it's natural, has the same calories as sugar, and is fine in moderation?  Yeah that's great, Corn Refiners Association, but it's very difficult to have something in moderation when it's in everything. It's in bread for goodness sake.

General Rotors / I am a girl
« on: June 01, 2010, 01:10:45 PM »
My favorite color is pink. My favorite books are the Twilight novels, and anything else about sexy vampires. My favorite tv shows are Sex and the City, Desperate Housewives and Grey's Anatomy. My favorite movies are the Twilight movies and the Sex and the City movies. When I was younger I wanted to marry Jonathan Taylor Thomas but now I want to marry Johnny Depp.

General Rotors / Have you ever been on a picnic?
« on: June 01, 2010, 04:55:48 AM »
The kind where you pack a basket full of food and a checkered blanket and you go to a park somewhere and sit under a tree and chew your ant-filled sandwiches and drink your bee-covered Kool-Aid. You know, the kind that you have to worry about Yogi Bears showing up and ruining everything. Do people even do those anymore?  Let's go on a picnic. It will be romantic ^_~

General Rotors / I have a pimple on my face
« on: June 01, 2010, 04:45:11 AM »
It is huge. No matter how hard I squeeze it, it doesn't get any smaller. It just bleeds and hurts. Is it a tumor?  Am I dying? Is it going to become necrotic?  Am I going to need to have my face amputated? I'm scared.  Who will ever love a person with no face? I'll be a hideous freak. I'll have to join a circus. Children will throw peanuts at me. And what if I was allergic to peanuts?  Then, not only would I be a hideous faceless monstrosity, I'd also have a terrible rash. There's not enough calamine lotion in the world to ease my suffering. If only I'd listened to that fortune cookie.

General Rotors / Flush
« on: May 31, 2010, 12:48:58 AM »
Do you have an embarrassing story about a time you clogged a toilet?

General Rotors / Could you kill a man?
« on: May 30, 2010, 10:08:37 PM »
Or would you have to pay someone to do the dirty work?

General Rotors / What is your favorite side dish?
« on: May 30, 2010, 06:37:17 PM »
Keep in mind: hummus is not a side dish.

General Rotors / Everyone is different
« on: May 28, 2010, 05:17:35 PM »
Have you ever tried literally walking in someone else's shoes? Even if they're the same size as yours, they don't feel right! Everybody walks different in their shoes. You wear your shoes out in your own special way, you darling little snowflake, you. Think about it. 

General Rotors / Whatchoo talkin bout?
« on: May 28, 2010, 03:05:08 PM »
Gary Coleman.. The man.. The legend.. Died of a stroke.  Sad. 

General Rotors / What delicious food have you prepared today?
« on: May 22, 2010, 09:55:00 PM »
I am right now eating Tuna Mac.


1 box of mac & cheese (spirals today but any kind besides cartoon-shaped is acceptable)
1 can of tuna
1 can of cream of chicken soup
bit of milk
bit of butter

I will eat the entire thing, and I will be fat, but I will be happy.

General Rotors / I'm pro-life and pro-gun
« on: May 21, 2010, 08:09:10 PM »
If people keep aborting babies, who am I going shoot with my gun?

General Rotors / How do fat people have sex?
« on: May 19, 2010, 05:38:26 PM »
I mean with each other. If there's one fat person and one skinny person it's probably not a huge adjustment. But fatty on fatty action? It can't be easy.  Whenever I watch Roseanne I wonder how the heck they would manage it.

General Rotors / What do you love?
« on: May 18, 2010, 10:39:59 PM »
Please list all the little things in life that you love.

General Rotors / When you wish upon a fish
« on: May 18, 2010, 04:34:35 PM »
Makes no difference what you wish
any wish you wish on fish
will not come true

that is why I wish on grass
grass will do whate'er you ask
any task you ask of grass
it sure will do

General Rotors / Yo Vexiss
« on: May 06, 2010, 01:37:43 PM »
What's up, dude?  You've been seriously slacking lately. What happened to the good old days? A Vexiss topic every day--sometimes more!  You and me, brother. We had something. And now what do we have? I miss you, man. I miss us.

General Rotors / Happy Cinco de Mayo!
« on: May 05, 2010, 01:54:52 PM »
It's Mexican St. Patty's Day!  Or is it Mexican New Year?  Mexican Boxing Day? What is Boxing Day, anyway?  Whatever. Heck yeah, let's get drunk, eat tacos and bust open some papier-mâché donkeys with a baseball bat, for their delicious candy innards!

General Rotors / Internet shortage
« on: May 02, 2010, 10:26:54 AM »
I'm sorry to report there is a serious shortage of Internet this year. Huge crops of Internet were unable to make it through the harsh winter season, despite the best efforts of every hard-working Internet farmer the United States of America has to offer.

We are going to have to ration the Internet. Until further notice, everyone may only make one forum post per day. Two, if it's someone's birthday. Thank you for your understanding and cooperation.  We'll get through this somehow. 

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