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General Rotors / Yoshi's Epic Yarn
« on: January 24, 2013, 06:13:16 PM »
What the fuck is this shit, Nintendo?  Seriously?  Seriously??

Look, I understand wanted to make a new Yarn game.  The first game was pretty alright, if a bit easy. But, of course, easy was kind of the point, wasn't it?  So, I get it.  Making a new one makes a lot of sense, and I'm glad to see it.

But what the fuck is Yoshi doing there?

Like, I understand why Kirby was in the first one.  Prince Fluff's Epic Yarn or whatever it woulda been called when he was the main protag wouldn't have the selling power of an established franchise.  I get that.  So you shoved Kirby in there during the last third of development, totally ignoring for the moment that the yarn whip thing and the changing into other stuff and the throwing enemies are all evocative of Yoshi's Island, while the art itself is somewhat reminiscent of Yoshi's Story.  Okay, whatever, so we got Kirby's Epic Yarn.

So now we get a new one.  Now we get one that could sell on the strength of the Epic Yarn name alone, and could elevate Prince Fluff into his own actual series, which might help Nintendo shut up some of their detractors.

So they make it into a Yoshi game.


Just... why.  Why?  Why, Nintendo?  I would have accepted this as the first game, but now that you've established Prince Fluff as a character (as a character within the Kirby universe, no less), the decision seems weird and arbitrary and kinda dumb.

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General Rotors / cool i'm still in the top three posters
« on: November 28, 2012, 06:09:28 PM »
(n/t)

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Power Ringers:Serian Squad / Dude did anyone watch Gokaiger?
« on: November 28, 2012, 01:33:35 AM »
It was the series that ran over in Japan last year.  Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger.  I'll admit I didn't watch all of it, but when I did see was pretty cool.  They're space pirates lead by Captain Marvelous, and also Power Rangers.  Also, in the backstory for the series, every single previous Ranger team (all 34 of them) lost their powers, and the Gokaigers have collected all but the 6th ranger power (which they get partway through the series, alongside their own 6th ranger) and have the ability to take on the forms of those rangers, which is basically awesome.  Super stoked to see that one come to America.

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General Rotors / the new paper mario is a bad game
« on: November 28, 2012, 01:22:20 AM »
this is a dark day.

i regret adopting the name "Paper Joshi" around the Internet, now.

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City Escape?

my title didn't fit in the title box.

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General Rotors / I found a VHS of Space Jam tonight. And a VCR.
« on: December 31, 2011, 08:30:35 PM »
Gonna slam the fuck out of the new year.

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General Rotors / I got some neat stuff at the CoD launch last night
« on: November 08, 2011, 10:13:53 AM »

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General Rotors / This what I did today
« on: August 18, 2011, 12:54:52 AM »


my favourite pokemon is castform.

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General Rotors / 'ELLO POPPET
« on: August 16, 2011, 07:04:46 PM »

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General Rotors / "The ’90s Are All That!"
« on: June 21, 2011, 10:02:41 PM »
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NEW YORK, March 10, 2011 /PRNewswire/ — Nickelodeon will launch a new nighttime programming block this fall on TeenNick called “The ’90s Are All That!,” featuring a rotating selection of iconic live-action and animated shows from Nickelodeon’s 1990s library including All That, Clarissa Explains it All, The Adventures of Pete & Pete, Rugrats, Rocket Power, Salute Your Shorts, The Amanda Show and Kenan & Kel. “The ’90s Are All That!” has been developed in part as a response to overwhelming demand from fans of Nickelodeon’s groundbreaking original series from the 1990s. There are more than 9 million fans of Nickelodeon’s ’90s programming on Facebook alone.

“There is an entire generation of young people who literally grew up on these great 1990s’ series, and many of them have been vocal about wanting to see and experience these shows again,” said Keith Dawkins, Senior Vice President, General Manager, Nicktoons and TeenNick. “TeenNick caters to the older segment of the Nick audience, so it’s the perfect place to reconnect these shows to their original fans and introduce them to younger viewers for the very first time.”

“The ’90s Are All That!” will air Monday through Sunday from midnight to 2:00 a.m. (ET), starting fall 2011. The block will feature a rotating line-up of ’90s Nick library content, as well as forthcoming acquisitions and feature films from the decade. TeenNick’s audience also will have the opportunity to influence the block’s line-up by requesting their favorite series and episodes via social media sites set up by the network, including a dedicated Facebook fan site.
http://www.nickandmore.com/2011/03/10/nick-upfront-2011-the-90s-are-all-that-coming-to-teennick/


Why the hell am I only just now hearing bout this?

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General Rotors / I love you forever, David
« on: June 11, 2011, 04:25:53 AM »
Does anyone here have "City Escape Doh," a version of Escape From the City with every instrument replaced by samples of Homer Simpson shouting "D'oh!"? It was posted back on the MC by Gecko Yamori, I think as a .mod file.  If anyone has the original file, upload it now, please.  If you have it in any other formats those are fine too.  I need this file.  For justice.

Time is of the essence.



David the Lurker is like a shining light of hope, and love.  He is a model citizen, a pinnacle of humanity, humility, masculinity.  Charity.  Compassion. There are not enough adjectives to accurately describe Mr. David "Lurker" Frisk's divine greatness.  I love you, David.  Thank you.

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General Rotors / Pachirisu
« on: May 12, 2011, 08:00:02 PM »

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General Rotors / cockanim.gif
« on: April 10, 2011, 02:46:54 PM »

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General Rotors / Myst what the hell you're not even a pony
« on: January 17, 2011, 04:36:18 AM »
Come on at least get a pony avatar to go with your pony name.

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General Rotors / Hi Kat
« on: January 17, 2011, 04:17:08 AM »
I see you, Kat.


I believe in you

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General Rotors / Tonight, on NBC
« on: January 12, 2011, 12:34:57 AM »

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Original/Creative Works / oh no i write things
« on: December 31, 2010, 07:05:16 PM »
Originally written in early November:

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(The following article is dated Tuesday, October 11th, 1988, by a Jake Ferderbar)

HARRISBURG, Pa. - A freak fire at Sunny Shores Daycare has lead to the disappearance of five children.

A mysterious blaze sprang up in the kitchen of a local Harrisburg daycare on Monday morning.  Its cause is unknown, but investigations so far have suggested a short in the electrical system.  The fire spread rapidly, consuming most of the building’s interior before firefighters could arrive.  Three students and a teacher received burns in the fire, with one, local Tracy Dougherty, unable to make it.  Worryingly, five students were found missing afterwards.  Police have already begun a search of the surrounding areas for them.

Several teachers have reported seeing a lone figure standing near the tree line around 11:00, shortly before the fire started.  No other evidence of the man's presence has been found.

Foul play has not been ruled out.

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(The following article is dated Friday, October 21st, 1988, by Jake Ferderbar)

Last week's daycare fire has taken a dark turn, as evidence has been found suggesting the five missing children were kidnapped.

Yesterday afternoon police finally found their first clue to the whereabouts of the missing children.  A single shoe was found hanging from a branch, roughly 300 yards northeast of the daycare.  The shoe was found splattered with blood, which forensics have identified as belonging to Justin Garvie, one of the missing children.  Imprinted in the blood were two fingerprints, which police have been unable to trace as the time of writing.

One officer, under promise of complete anonymity, came forward to say that the fingerprints won't be traced, because they are roughly three times longer than an average fingerprint.

"The official story is that they're distorted, smeared when whoever left them let go.  But they're not smeared, they're just -- long.  A person's fingers don't look like that."

A second shoe was found several feet away on the ground, also spattered with Garvie's blood, with its laces tied to a stick.  Police believe it was hung from the same branch the first shoe was found on.

The locations and conditions of the five missing children are still unknown, but the outlook of the investigation has been described as "grim at best."

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(The following article is dated Wednesday, November 2nd, 1988, by an Amy Daly)

Police are now searching for Jake Ferderbar, 32, of N 31st St., who is believed to have disappeared within the last week.  Friends say Ferderbar had been acting strangely, claiming to have been stalked by a "suited man," and only leaving his house in the rain.  Neighbors reported that in the last month they had only seen him outside in order to remove all the trees from his property.

Early investigation revealed the living room table had been papered over and covered with a large sketch of the presumed "suited man," while a recently found hidden room in a basement, converted into a darkroom, contains dozens of what appear to be photos of the forest near Ferderbar's house.

Anyone with information of Ferderbar's whereabouts is encouraged to call police immediately.  Anyone spotting him is advised to keep away if possible, as his erratic behavior may make him dangerous.

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General Rotors / Duttle
« on: December 25, 2010, 07:40:03 AM »

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General Rotors / Hey, kids!
« on: December 05, 2010, 12:52:13 AM »

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General Rotors / Makin' up a song
« on: September 22, 2010, 05:17:22 AM »
about Coraline!
She's a peach, she's a doll
She's a pal of mine!
She's as cute as button
In the eyes of everyone
Who ever laid their eyes
On Coraline!

When she comes around exploring
Mom and I will never ever
Make it boring
Our eyes will be on Coraline!

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General Rotors / The Enneagram of Personality
« on: September 08, 2010, 02:22:58 AM »
So here's a little thing.  It's a basic personality type.. thing, where each person is slotted into one of nine typesHere's a quick little quiz for it.
Obviously, online quiz, not always gonna be the most accurate.  But for most people it sound about right!  So tell me, what do you guys get?

I got a 9.  The Peacemaker.  Feels pretty accurate to me.

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This topic has been moved to Garbage for not being Power Rangers.

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