My name is Fusby Hookum-Snivey.  I'm thinking of renting an apartment hereabouts and would like to inquire about the cost of rent. I have no pets, but a mostly harmless--if inconvenient--ghost follows me everywhere I go. I hope that isn't a problem for anyone!

Other things you should know:

-I'm at least 5 feet tall
-I part my hair in the middle
-I am left or right handed
-I play Video Game all the time

Question: is Sonic the landlord here or just some sort of mascot?

I think we will be great roommates, and who knows, perhaps a little romance could be in our future



[spoiler] I'm just kidding, I only play Video Game some of the time[/spoiler]

BTW, the food in the fridge is mine and if anybody touches it they're in for a treat! It's delicious!

[spoiler] Just kidding, it's poison![/spoiler]