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General Rotors / Re: Who is the strongest SER member?
« on: June 28, 2010, 01:10:03 AM »
There is one clear winner.


General Rotors / Re: Pokemon Black & White announced.
« on: June 13, 2010, 08:33:00 AM »
Black & White CoroCoro Leaks

Holy shit, these are the most boring looking Pokeymanz yet. Dudes are just getting lazy.

General Rotors / Re: What are you listening to??????????
« on: May 22, 2010, 03:37:58 AM »
The new Minus The Bear album.

General Rotors / Re: na na nana nana na na
« on: March 07, 2010, 07:07:00 AM »


General Rotors / Re: What's the biggest animal you've directly killed?
« on: March 03, 2010, 09:04:02 PM »
A coyote, huh?

Sounds like you live in some savage, wild land.

North Dakota. I live way out in the country, so I guess you could call it savage and wild. Not really though, it's pretty uneventful.

Sometimes when I go outside for a smoke late at night, I can hear a bunch of them howling off in the distance. It's pretty eerie.

General Rotors / Re: What's the biggest animal you've directly killed?
« on: March 01, 2010, 09:04:31 PM »
I've killed a deer with my car. Also, a coyote.

General Rotors / Re: What's with the logo?
« on: February 08, 2010, 06:56:44 PM »
favre can  blow  my  balls. fuck that dude.

the saints though? cool as hell. I liked that game a lot. Peyton Manning reminds me of a mongoloid.

General Rotors / Re: Turn ons/turn offs
« on: December 19, 2009, 06:26:44 PM »
I won't be all boring and predictable and quote "Baby Got Back", or shout "DAT ASS", but I like a girl with a nice ass. I'm not talking about a giant ass that resembles a three-gallon tub of cottage cheese, but a nice, round butt. The kind of ass that you can't help but smack, you know?

I'm not exactly a "boob man", but it usually turns out that the girls I'm interested in or are interested in me have pretty large tits. Which I'm perfectly okay with, tits are awesome.

Someday I'd like to fuck a tiny girl. Not a midget, but a girl that's like 4'11" to 5'3", 90-110 pounds. And is over 18, I don't want to so bad I'm willing to go to jail for it. I'm just curious as to what it would be like, that's all.

Girls in short skirts, in short-shorts, or boyshorts? Fuck yeah!

I generally like "cute" more than "hot". But I'll refer to a cute girl as hot, anyway.

I tend to like dark hair better than blonde. And long hair better than short. But my last girlfriend had short, blonde hair, so whatever.

As far as race, I'm not really interested in black girls, unless they're, like, Beyonce or Halle Berry hot, but if they were that hot, they wouldn't settle for a big goofy looking whiteboy like me, anyway. Asian girls are either super fucking hot or super fucking bonerkill. Hispanics have DAT ASS (dammit, I said it :/). I've only been with white girls though, because where I'm from, that's pretty much all you're gonna get. Snow isn't the only thing that's white in North Dakota. Talkin' about all the people.

As far as things that aren't physical, it's pretty much a requirement that she has a good sense of humor. And by "good sense of humor", I mean she has to think I'm funny. Because 85% or so of everything I say is a joke, so if she doesn't get a giggle out of it, there's really no point in being around me.

I'm not down with chicks that are uptight all the time and can't relax. I'm also not down with girls that are depressed all the time. I'm a pretty relaxed, laid back dude, and I can't stand people that can't relax or hate their lives.

I'm big on affection. Not in public, but if we're hanging out together, I'm pretty much a big, cuddly teddy bear with wandering hands.

I've noticed that I tend to date potheads. Which I'm cool with.

General Rotors / Re: A sensitive question
« on: December 11, 2009, 06:54:34 PM »
No. Her ass is on the curb. Pimpin'.

General Rotors / Re: The names of your pets
« on: November 10, 2009, 11:00:20 PM »
I've had a shitload of cats (as you tend to do when you have a bunch of farm cats roaming around), and I didn't name all of them. The most notable ones were

-Snuffy (she lived for 14 years, holy shit)
-Mr. Bigglesworth (also known as Mr. Fancypants. He was the shit.)

I've got a 15 year old German Shepherd mix named Sargeant Pepper (Sarge for short), but he's back at home.
Right now I have a 2 year old dog named Buddha, and he looks almost exactly like Wishbone. It's crazy.

General Rotors / Re: Rate the avatar of the user above you
« on: November 04, 2009, 12:00:18 AM »
I miss Joe Camel.

General Rotors / Re: Mobile Service
« on: November 03, 2009, 10:16:59 PM »
Alltel. They've merged with Verizon now, but not in the state where I got my phone.

So yeah, old schoolin' it.

General Rotors / Re: Musicality
« on: August 04, 2009, 02:49:10 AM »
I'm a drummer. I used to be in a band for awhile, but then I moved to the "dirty dirty", and I didn't bring my set with me (no room in my car, plus they're kinda old and have had the shit beaten out of them anyway). I'd really like to buy a new set sometime, once I get some money, and try to find some people that need a drummer. I'd be pretty happy, then.

General Rotors / Re: How many hawt babes have you dudes...
« on: July 30, 2009, 02:04:05 PM »
I think my count's at two. I was a late bloomer, believe it or not.. I know it's shocking, I'm such a sexy fucking beast, you'd think my count was like 9 billion.

General Rotors / Re: Knowing
« on: July 28, 2009, 02:26:39 AM »
I saw it back in March and thought it was pretty lame, the only part that made me feel anything was the plane crash and the ensuing carnage. That was like the "holy shit" part of the movie, but everything before and after was pretty boring. And then it's like, "Oh shit, aliens!" out of nowhere. That's my least favorite plot device ever, "aliens did it". That also kinda ruined Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, but at least the Crystal Skull is a known artifact or legend (I don't remember if it's a real object or not), so it kinda sorta was okay. But not really. And this is sorta unrelated, but that's why I think District 9 looks good, because yes, it has to do with aliens, but the roles are reversed, and it's the humans that are oppressing the aliens, instead of the played out "hurf durf ur planet is ours lol" douchebags from space. It's a twist on a theme that seems to be used a lot in cinema, all the way back to the first War Of The Worlds.

But seriously. Fuck aliens.

This has been Behle's Movie Hour.

General Rotors / Re: hey drak you're twenty now, I guess.
« on: July 25, 2009, 03:15:16 AM »
Pfft, I remember when I was 20. So full of hope and promise...
Actually not really. And I'm still 20. So fuck it.

I'm beginning to think that the artist behind the Google picture things has an obsession with the Triforce, because I think there was one in the Earth Day one, too.

Edit: Turns out I was right. What now, bitchhhhhhhhhhh?

General Rotors / Re: Mundane super powers
« on: July 09, 2009, 02:31:26 AM »
I've been telling people for years that my superpower is that I repel ghosts. Which might be too useful for this thread, as I've never had to have an encounter with a poltergeist.

General Rotors / Re: Hilarious drunk stories!
« on: July 04, 2009, 04:01:29 AM »
That's... that's a lot of money.

Not really. A $20 meal (which is pretty spendy for a cheap bastard such as myself) with a 15% would come out to be $23 total. So a three dollar tip. Not that bad on your wallet, but $3 isn't going to do a whole lot for your waiter. That's why I usually leave a pretty generous tip. More than 15%, anyway.


General Rotors / Re: Driving
« on: June 27, 2009, 05:23:10 PM »
When I lived in North Dakota, driving was easy as hell. Long stretches of endless, straight highway. An untrained monkey could do it without crashing and dying. Except for the first snow of winter. That day, everybody forgets how to drive and gets into wrecks. But after that, it's all gravy.

Oh, and driving on gravel roads sucks ass. I can't even count the number of times I've been stuck in the ditch.

Then a couple weeks ago, I decided to move with my brother. I got to drive through St. Louis in rush hour! That was fun. Also Nashville, but it was nighttime so it wasn't nearly so exciting. Although, driving through Tennessee blaring Kings Of Leon was good enough by itself.

General Rotors / Re: Driving
« on: June 26, 2009, 07:47:21 PM »
I've been driving since I was 13 or 14. I lived on a farm, and apparently if you live on a farm, you can get your learner's permit early.

General Rotors / Re: Gold Sighted
« on: June 26, 2009, 06:54:28 AM »
Shit, negro.

(apologies in advance)

General Rotors / Re: words you dont like to say out loud
« on: June 26, 2009, 06:50:01 AM »

Because it reminds me of the Blue Ranger, and he was my least favorite.

General Rotors / Re: Unflattering Photo Contest
« on: June 20, 2009, 02:24:53 AM »
I almost forgot about this. My friends are jerks.[/spoiler]

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