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« on: December 19, 2009, 06:26:44 PM »
I won't be all boring and predictable and quote "Baby Got Back", or shout "DAT ASS", but I like a girl with a nice ass. I'm not talking about a giant ass that resembles a three-gallon tub of cottage cheese, but a nice, round butt. The kind of ass that you can't help but smack, you know?
I'm not exactly a "boob man", but it usually turns out that the girls I'm interested in or are interested in me have pretty large tits. Which I'm perfectly okay with, tits are awesome.
Someday I'd like to fuck a tiny girl. Not a midget, but a girl that's like 4'11" to 5'3", 90-110 pounds. And is over 18, I don't want to so bad I'm willing to go to jail for it. I'm just curious as to what it would be like, that's all.
Girls in short skirts, in short-shorts, or boyshorts? Fuck yeah!
I generally like "cute" more than "hot". But I'll refer to a cute girl as hot, anyway.
I tend to like dark hair better than blonde. And long hair better than short. But my last girlfriend had short, blonde hair, so whatever.
As far as race, I'm not really interested in black girls, unless they're, like, Beyonce or Halle Berry hot, but if they were that hot, they wouldn't settle for a big goofy looking whiteboy like me, anyway. Asian girls are either super fucking hot or super fucking bonerkill. Hispanics have DAT ASS (dammit, I said it :/). I've only been with white girls though, because where I'm from, that's pretty much all you're gonna get. Snow isn't the only thing that's white in North Dakota. Talkin' about all the people.
As far as things that aren't physical, it's pretty much a requirement that she has a good sense of humor. And by "good sense of humor", I mean she has to think I'm funny. Because 85% or so of everything I say is a joke, so if she doesn't get a giggle out of it, there's really no point in being around me.
I'm not down with chicks that are uptight all the time and can't relax. I'm also not down with girls that are depressed all the time. I'm a pretty relaxed, laid back dude, and I can't stand people that can't relax or hate their lives.
I'm big on affection. Not in public, but if we're hanging out together, I'm pretty much a big, cuddly teddy bear with wandering hands.
I've noticed that I tend to date potheads. Which I'm cool with.