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March 07, 2008, 08:16:07 AM
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Keith Stack

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Your Final Smash
« on: March 07, 2008, 08:16:07 AM »
If you were a character in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, what would your Final Smash be?

I would go into my shower and pee.

March 07, 2008, 10:25:56 AM
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Re: Your Final Smash
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2008, 10:25:56 AM »
Given the "classic" focus of so many Smash characters, I'm gonna say it'd probably involve flying around in the Destination.  (Now there's something that hasn't been referenced in a while.)

March 07, 2008, 12:15:35 PM
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Re: Your Final Smash
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2008, 12:15:35 PM »
I'd just talk them to death about random crap about DragonForce, Therianthropy, or video games, after the opponent turns around to leave or just falls asleep, I get up and either kick them in the nuts or rape them if it's Marth, Ike, Peach, Zelda, Lucario, or Samus, but if it's Wolf the words "KRYSTAL'S STAFF" get carved in his corpse along with a note that says "No More Imposters, Where is the Wolf I fell in love with? Journey to Star Fox 64 and tell him the needs to save his rival's franchise." written in blood found in his pocket.
- This is sure to end in hijinks!
(I'm watching you, I'm always watching you. -)

March 07, 2008, 12:36:10 PM
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Re: Your Final Smash
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2008, 12:36:10 PM »
The rest of your post explained the first six words pretty aptly  :ehehe:

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March 07, 2008, 01:08:54 PM
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Re: Your Final Smash
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2008, 01:08:54 PM »
I'd create an energy ball in the center of the arena that would act as a black hole to suck in all of my opponents, then leap high up and come crashing down with a mighty slash, cleaving them all powerfully enough to knock them out of the arena.

March 07, 2008, 01:16:15 PM
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Re: Your Final Smash
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2008, 01:16:15 PM »
Disco's final smash would be a rhythm game that he would be exempt from to some Disco music. Like a high speed 10 feet DDR difficulty song where every time you mess up, you take damage, and while the beats on which you you need to match things up stay the same, the buttons you have to press to succeed are always random.

My own final smash? I don't know... Can't think of anything good. Maybe bury everyone in kittens.

March 07, 2008, 01:48:56 PM
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Re: Your Final Smash
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2008, 01:48:56 PM »
I would call upon my hoard of Transformers action figures to assist me.

I would shout something like: "TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!" and all the figures would storm onto the stage and start firing the little projectiles at my opponents.  They wouldn't do much damage each, but they would be a pain in the ass and cause a good chunk of cumulative damage.

That or I'd throw some random figure onto the stage, it would grow to full size and then stomp around, crushing my foes under it's mighty metal feet.

Or something.  I dunno.  I suck at this game.
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March 07, 2008, 05:05:11 PM
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Re: Your Final Smash
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2008, 05:05:11 PM »
I'd summon all the Dynasty Warriors characters to attack all, and on random occasions I'd summon just Lu Bu who'd destroy everyone including myself

March 07, 2008, 05:05:23 PM
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Re: Your Final Smash
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2008, 05:05:23 PM »
I would whip out my doodad and cocksmack everyone simultaneously, instantly K.O.ing them and giving them orgasms.

March 07, 2008, 06:02:56 PM
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Re: Your Final Smash
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2008, 06:02:56 PM »
Landmaster.

March 07, 2008, 06:23:09 PM
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Re: Your Final Smash
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2008, 06:23:09 PM »
2 Landmasters

March 07, 2008, 06:44:36 PM
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Re: Your Final Smash
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2008, 06:44:36 PM »
For his Final Smash, H Hog would produce a chunk of Magicite, which would transform him into his Kefka-fied form, a transformation akin to Wario-Man. In the sense that many attacks work differently (all A-button attacks involve the Esper Blade, for instance), and certain attacks are deflected by his cape.
Using his Down+B in this form will cause him to make a mad dash in the direction he's facing, knocking back everyone in his path - functioning kinda like Jigglypuff's Rollout, except without the bounce-back upon colliding with someone, and with a high risk of dropping off the stage himself.
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March 07, 2008, 09:39:57 PM
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Re: Your Final Smash
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2008, 09:39:57 PM »

March 07, 2008, 09:57:39 PM
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Re: Your Final Smash
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2008, 09:57:39 PM »
"INSTA-NEWWWWWWWWS!!!"

Blocks of random type come raining down.

March 07, 2008, 10:17:46 PM
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March 08, 2008, 02:14:19 AM
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Re: Your Final Smash
« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2008, 02:14:19 AM »
Afro envelopment.


March 08, 2008, 03:24:49 AM
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Re: Your Final Smash
« Reply #16 on: March 08, 2008, 03:24:49 AM »
I get in my car and drive over people.

March 08, 2008, 09:39:49 AM
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Re: Your Final Smash
« Reply #17 on: March 08, 2008, 09:39:49 AM »
Summon my Lawn Master to mow people down, or transform into a girl. It all depends on the situation.

March 08, 2008, 09:42:46 AM
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Re: Your Final Smash
« Reply #18 on: March 08, 2008, 09:42:46 AM »
My final smash is...nothing, because life has all items turned off.

Dern tournament playe-- oh hey its a Fox McCloud party again.

March 08, 2008, 09:52:40 AM
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Re: Your Final Smash
« Reply #19 on: March 08, 2008, 09:52:40 AM »
In your final smash everyone from Anime Rally drives by in their karts and runs over people =P

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March 08, 2008, 11:08:41 AM
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Re: Your Final Smash
« Reply #20 on: March 08, 2008, 11:08:41 AM »
I would transform into the Hulk, complete with the classic Simpsons line...

"You're not the Hulk... I'M THE HULK! RAWWWWRRRLLL!"

...and begin smashing things.

March 08, 2008, 03:08:31 PM
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Re: Your Final Smash
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Mecha Michael Jackson

March 08, 2008, 08:23:36 PM
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Re: Your Final Smash
« Reply #22 on: March 08, 2008, 08:23:36 PM »
In your final smash everyone from Anime Rally drives by in their karts and runs over people =P

... And Frieza would be chasing after them with an energy ball, attempting to destroy them while singing the infamous chorus part in The Memory Remains.

March 08, 2008, 11:41:52 PM
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Re: Your Final Smash
« Reply #23 on: March 08, 2008, 11:41:52 PM »
Hey, that was my bit. =P

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March 09, 2008, 09:56:06 AM
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Re: Your Final Smash
« Reply #24 on: March 09, 2008, 09:56:06 AM »
Opportunity, H. XD