For the most boring item setup, but ostensibly the most fair would be nothin' but food and sandbags. I'm fine with items, really, but ATs, FSes and Pokeballs are too dumb-luck or unbalanced and therefore are a great hazard to fairosity and others are a bit powerful. Hitting people over and over with a beam sword from across the stage certainly makes me beam with delight (BOFFO) but that makes the whole thing more about "who gets the weapon first" and less "who's better at playing their character".
Stages being b&: WurrioWoar, 75m, Marryoh Brahs, Spore Puller, Part Time: Euro Dry, Hayroll Tingle, Nude Mork Mindy, RUMBLE FALLS, FL@ ZOHN DEUX.
FEEL FREE TO ARGUE LIKE A MINCING FAT. Who wants to tourney, anyway? Let's get some "yea lol i want 2" and "

" all up ins, here.