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January 14, 2008, 07:36:54 PM
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« on: January 14, 2008, 07:36:54 PM »
Because everyone loves a cheap knockoff thread.

January 14, 2008, 07:37:41 PM
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« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2008, 07:37:41 PM »
WUT U SEY!?!!11/
--Keith T. Hemari

January 14, 2008, 07:39:11 PM
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« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2008, 07:39:11 PM »
Is it butter?
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January 14, 2008, 07:39:56 PM
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« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2008, 07:39:56 PM »
why did you make this "cheap knockoff thread"?

also, what's 2+2?
The Golden Guy was upper case, the Golden Guy was in first place
The Golden Guy was holding all the aces
The Golden Guy was in the news, the Golden Guy was blue suede shoes
The Golden Guy was secret rendezvous
The Golden Guy was samurai, the Golden Guy was legal high
The Golden eyes was infinitely white
The Golden Guy was French champagne, the Golden Guy was summer rain
The Golden Guy invented the fast lane
The Golden Guy was easy street sitting in the catbird's seat
The Golden Guy was melt-in-your-mouth meat
The Golden Guy could cast a spell, the Golden Guy was wedding bells
The Golden Guy had a voice like Elvis

January 14, 2008, 07:44:00 PM
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« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2008, 07:44:00 PM »
what the hell is wrong with you?

January 14, 2008, 07:44:08 PM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2008, 07:44:08 PM »
How many Honokas does it take to make you happy?

January 14, 2008, 07:49:14 PM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2008, 07:49:14 PM »
How many pens do you keep in your pocket?

January 14, 2008, 07:49:49 PM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2008, 07:49:49 PM »
Why Pretty Cure?

January 14, 2008, 07:51:32 PM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2008, 07:51:32 PM »
Why have I started to like the Honoka?

January 14, 2008, 07:54:54 PM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2008, 07:54:54 PM »
Dear Andy,
Once a year, my family throws this big party, and all my friends are there. They put a cake in front of me, sing some song and give me presents. Andy, why am I treated so special on this day?

January 14, 2008, 08:05:52 PM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2008, 08:05:52 PM »
WUT U SEY!?!!11/
U HAV NO CHANS 2 SRVIV MAEK UR TIEM!!!!11

Is it butter?
It is Parkay.

why did you make this "cheap knockoff thread"?

also, what's 2+2?
1) To profit from selling threads without having to actually design a thread myself.  Also because it was seem good place to showing off excellent skills of Engrish.  I may should be calling thread "SUPER ANDRUSI ASKING 5-IN-1"?

2) Five.

what the hell is wrong with you?
Well, let's see.  My social circles mainly comprise people who are not in the same state as me, I have no driver's license, I am unemployed, I watch more Japanese television than American television, and I have difficulty expressing myself verbally.  Need more, or will that do for now?

How many Honokas does it take to make you happy?
Depends on what kind of Honoka it is.  If it's the kind that hangs out with Nagisa and very nearly got handed the power that created the universe, or if it's the kind that lives in a talking tank and does not want any birth control pills, then one is all I need.  With other kinds, I might need two or even three Honokas.  I've never come across a Honoka of which I would need four or more to be happy.

How many pens do you keep in your pocket?
None, though I do sometimes carry a pencil there.

Why Pretty Cure?
I find the characters to be consistently likeable and sympathetic, their lives engaging, the fight scenes exciting, and the humor amusing.  Ultimately it is a well-made show with clearly high production values and talented writers.

Why have I started to like the Honoka?
Because she is, as stated, likeable and sympathetic.

Our next letter comes from SoNick, from the middle of nowhere.  SoNick writes,
Dear Andy,
Thaaaaaaaaat's me!

Dear Andy,
Once a year, my family throws this big party, and all my friends are there. They put a cake in front of me, sing some song and give me presents. Andy, why am I treated so special on this day?
Well, SoNick, there's a very simple explanation.  IT'S YOUR STINKIN' BIRTHDAY!  They're giving you a stinkin' birthday party!  Because that's the stinkin' day you were stinkin' born!  Which was clearly a stinkin' mistake!  Man!

January 14, 2008, 08:07:47 PM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2008, 08:07:47 PM »
Can you give me a Honoka?

January 14, 2008, 08:10:37 PM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2008, 08:10:37 PM »
Why Pretty Cure and not Sailor Moon?

January 14, 2008, 08:11:30 PM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2008, 08:11:30 PM »
Why Pretty Cure and not Sailor Moon?

Honoka

January 14, 2008, 08:17:58 PM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2008, 08:17:58 PM »
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
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January 14, 2008, 08:22:26 PM
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« Reply #15 on: January 14, 2008, 08:22:26 PM »
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Honoka.

January 14, 2008, 08:30:12 PM
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« Reply #16 on: January 14, 2008, 08:30:12 PM »
does it make me gay if I stare at Kiddo's signature for over a minute and have the sudden urge to eat green gummy bears?..
This delicious novel combines art--traditional and conceptual--with new angles on Christ, crash-test dummies, antiques and pornography. Every page is a pleasure, as mysterious and uplifting as bat wings.

January 14, 2008, 08:31:34 PM
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« Reply #17 on: January 14, 2008, 08:31:34 PM »
does it make me gay if I stare at Kiddo's signature for over a minute and have the sudden urge to eat green gummy bears?..

... I don't know how green gummy bears fit in here.

January 14, 2008, 08:32:21 PM
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« Reply #18 on: January 14, 2008, 08:32:21 PM »
does it make me gay if I stare at Kiddo's signature for over a minute and have the sudden urge to eat green gummy bears?..
I don't either, but I do?.

... I don't know how green gummy bears fit in here.
This delicious novel combines art--traditional and conceptual--with new angles on Christ, crash-test dummies, antiques and pornography. Every page is a pleasure, as mysterious and uplifting as bat wings.

January 14, 2008, 08:44:26 PM
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« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2008, 08:44:26 PM »
Andrusi, why did Gold forsake us?


January 14, 2008, 08:45:42 PM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #20 on: January 14, 2008, 08:45:42 PM »
Are you okay, are you okay, are you okay, Andi?
but the Whimsicott looked so cute, I had to shave it

January 14, 2008, 08:45:52 PM
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« Reply #21 on: January 14, 2008, 08:45:52 PM »
Andrusi, Honoka?

January 14, 2008, 08:50:04 PM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #22 on: January 14, 2008, 08:50:04 PM »
WHAT AM I FIGHTING FO-------R?!
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January 14, 2008, 08:51:20 PM
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« Reply #23 on: January 14, 2008, 08:51:20 PM »
ANDRUSI! WHAT... WHAT IF I BECOME A MAVERICK!?~


January 14, 2008, 08:54:32 PM
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« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2008, 08:54:32 PM »
does it make me gay if I stare at Kiddo's signature for over a minute and have the sudden urge to eat green gummy bears?..
if it were the urge to make love with green gummy bears, then yes. 
The Golden Guy was upper case, the Golden Guy was in first place
The Golden Guy was holding all the aces
The Golden Guy was in the news, the Golden Guy was blue suede shoes
The Golden Guy was secret rendezvous
The Golden Guy was samurai, the Golden Guy was legal high
The Golden eyes was infinitely white
The Golden Guy was French champagne, the Golden Guy was summer rain
The Golden Guy invented the fast lane
The Golden Guy was easy street sitting in the catbird's seat
The Golden Guy was melt-in-your-mouth meat
The Golden Guy could cast a spell, the Golden Guy was wedding bells
The Golden Guy had a voice like Elvis