Andrusi!
If knowledge is power, and power corrupts, and corruption leads to evil, then doesn't that mean that knowledge is evil?
No, of course not. It just means you have to run Scandisk regularly.
What am I?
You are the ultimate lifeform created by Dr. Gerald Robotnik. This is WHO YOU ARE.
What am I fighting fooooooor?
What would you do if you only had 24 hours left to live?
I'd point out that I am already alive and in fact became so 24 years before it was required of me, and inquire as to the reason I was being reminded of this deadline.
How do YOU get from Point A to Point B?
I move my hand so my finger is now pointing at B instead of A.
Are clowns metals?
No, though I hear zinc is a mime.
Is this the real life?
This is the ult.
Is this just fantasy?
Yes, but it's not final.
Why?
MCA.
...who are you again?
I am Sailor Moon! Champion of justice! I will right wrongs and triumph over evil, and that means you!
(And I can't remember what it was that I watched that led me to so frequently see the commercial that had that whole speech in it.)
I want to know - have you ever seen the rain?
Just last night, actually. It was
pouring.Do what now?
Yes. Now is the perfect time to do what.
What is your main goal in life?
To collect the 55 Pinkies, complete the Dream Collet, and restore the kingdom of Palmier.
When will I lose my virginity?
...Ooh. That means the prostitutes are at Pasta's house. This won't end well.
Those above me are good questions, aren't they?
Some of 'em.
TV or Radio?
TV.
VHS or DVD?
DVD works on my computer!
Desktop computer or Laptop?
I've got a desktop myself, but I like both.
Remote or Wiimote?
Wii Remote. Ha!
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To demonstrate an old joke.
Why am I typing all these silly questions at 2:47am when I clearly should be in bed, especially with this headache I have?
Because you think my avatar is glaring at you, and you're scared to go to sleep until you figure out what it is she wants from you.
What am I?
A purple fox in an orange cat costume.
Who am I?
Blails.
Where am I?
Québec.
How am I?
Just fine, thank me.
When am I?
2:48:53 AM, your time.
Which am I?
HE'S A WHICH! ::hangs you::
AM I DONE YET?
Yes.
Those this last question make me lie?
I can't answer that, as you are done.
Andrusi! How long do you plan to do this for?
(I'm running out of questions!)
Indefinitely.
(What the hell, computer? I totally copied a closing quote tag. Why'd you keep pasting opening tags?)
