WhY mY ShOuLdErS hUrT?
Crumplezone! Hump that tank!
Does he look like a bitch?
Not yet.
where is my other shoe
Saga has it. You took the wrong one.
(Oddly, someone apparently stole my shoes a few months ago.)
Where'd my spare shoe go?
Myst has it. You got them switched.
Why do you ask similar questions?
...I don't.
Isn't it a cute version?
Aww, Windows XP is so adorable!
How much of your free time does this topic use?
Not much, actually.
Do you ever look back on the way things used to be around here, and miss those salad days?
Yes, even though I'm not a fan of salad.
I should write a Classic Sonic Fandom Sonic Fanfic, with all the terrible writing that was omnipresent. Chapter 1 will involve Sonic being roboticized. Chapter 2 will be a Doomsday Project rewrite.
Isn't rabbit food nasty?
Carrots are good. Other than that...
Does he look like a bitch!?
Now he does.
What?
I said, "
Now he does."
Did I eat it or rub it on my face?
A little of each.
Why are you not answering your questions?
I was on my lunch break.