Are you ready?
I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!
You think you can tell us what to do?
Yes, clearly.
You think you can tell us what to wear?
If you ask.
You think that you're better?
Than what?
Do you smell what the Rock is cookin'?
Smells like bacon.
Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild all over you, brother?
Sue.
What does everybody want?!
To be a cat.
What does everybody need?!
Love. And that's all.
What does everybody love?!
Raymond, purportedly.
Forget the lies, the money
We're in this together and through it all
They said that "Nothin's forever"
And they refused to see the change in me
Why won't they wake up?
NyQuil.
Hey! You! What do you see?
A computer screen.
Something beautiful, something free?
I suppose SER
is free, but I wouldn't call it beautiful.
Hey! You! Are you trying to be mean?
No.
Wolfpac is back causin' mass destruction
Guess who's here?
Presumably, NCSU's evil twin.
Is it true that pimpin' ain't easy?
Yes.
Can you slap a tornado?
Yes, but only the kind that's a plane (and Tails will get mad). Aqua Tornado is stock footage, so you can't slap it.
Can you dry up the sea?
No, but there's reportedly a Chinese boy who can swallow it.
Do you have any chance?
No, only Community Chest.
Any chance in hell?
[this one was a little weak but it's not easy to turn "you've got no chance" into a question]
As it happens, Monopoly is the most-played game in hell. Unfortunately you're always playing near the end of the game, when it just drags on and on and on.
Test, test, is this a test?
It'd better not be. I didn't study.
Weeellll... is it the Big Show?
It's normal-sized.
Is it a big bad show tonight, dawg?
I just said it was normal-sized.
Bring it on!
Whatcha gonna do about it?
Bring it on!
You answered your own question.
Is that all you got?
No, I have plenty more answers where those came from.
Want Some?
Sure.
Is this on?
Yes.
You think you know me?
Yes.
Is it all about the game, and how you play it?
Yes.
Is it all about control, and if you can take it??
Sometimes.
Is it all about your debt, and if you can pay it?
I'm not currently in debt, so no.
Is it all about pain, and who's gonna make it?
Not really, no.
What about me?
You're not about pain either.
Should I treat you like a woman?
I don't swing that way.
Should I treat you like a man?
Presumably.
Should I treat you like I know you?
Yes.
Who and what are you?
I am Andrusi, answerer of questions.
Should I turn it up?
Yeah, I can't quite hear from here.
Do I look fly today?
You look
like a fly. Close enough?
Beeeaaateeen why for?
This, too, is Ray Bradbury's will.
What man is known as the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be?
Optimus Prime.
Will you holler if you hear me?
Yes.
Can you feel the heat?
No, it's too cold here.
Is Evolution a mystery?
Not really.
Is it full of change that no one sees?
Yes.
Is your name Finlay?
No.
Do you love to fight?
No.
Are you a real American?
Not according to Sarah Palin.
Do you fight the rights of every man?
I don't fight anyone's rights.
Are you a real American?
Not according to the GOP.
Do you fight for what's right, fight for your life?
Occasionally.
When it comes crashin' down and it hurts inside,
Do you gotta take a stand?
Naturally.
Does it help to hide?
Not really.
When I hurt your friends, do I hurt your pride?
Oh, immensely.
Do you gotta be a man?
I suppose it's not necessary, but it's what I'd prefer to do.
Can't you just let it slide?
No, you have to jump, too.
Should we stand back?
Probably.
Is there a hurricane a-comin' through?
Not exactly.
Is it true that everybody's got a price?
Some people just have a minimum bid.
Is everybody gonna pay?
I shall have my revenge! Mwahahahahahaha!
Does the Million Dollar Man always get his way?
Even the
Six Million Dollar Man has to make compromises sometimes.
Should we turn up the trouble till it gets you loud?
...are you coming on to me?
Do you mess with our minds 'cause you know that you can?
Not lately.
One, Two, you hear the clock tickin'?
I have an electric clock.
Tick, tock, you about to stop livin'
Oh, you didn't know?
No. I did not know that.
Should everyone come see the greatest show?
Probably. I mean, if it's the greatest...
Should they gather up all jiggalos [sp?] and roll?
Why not?
Can you swim shark-filled waters?
It's dangerous, but certainly not impossible.
Can you chew nails up and spit out quarters?
Most people's teeth are neither strong enough nor precise enough for that task, even if the nails are made of the right material.
Don't cry for your daddy, what's that gonna do?
Presumably, summon him.
Where you goin' wussy-boy?
Paris.
What's the matter son?
Matter is what stuff is made of.
Just 'cause we a little different you gotta run?
I wouldn't call being giant monsters "a little different."
Is this enough questions for you? :E
::dead::
I have considered kidnapping. Do you think it's a good idea?
No. I just think people should consider it before dismissing it.
Your too slow?
My too slow what?
Saga doesn't seem to know the difference between "Your" and "You're."
Are you going to beat it into him or do I have to do it?
I'll do it.
Best part about having really popular sonic fanart on DA from like years ago?
It saves you the trouble of having to fake up old popular Sonic fan art.
Am I going to be beaten?
Repeatedly.
Do you regret making this topic?
Never.
Notice what I did there with my last 3 questions?
Yes.
Can I be a Green Lantern?
That decision is out of my hands.
Can Neroman be the Green Arrow?
Nah. He's not a good enough shot.
Can Saga be the Green Ranger?
Sure, why not?
If I'm the Green Ranger, can I summon a gundam with a flute?
Yes, but it's widely known that Gundams prefer trumpets, so you may want to avoid it.
If Saga can summon a Gundam with a flute, can I summon Voltron with a ukelele?
Probably, yes.
If Saga can summon a Gundam with a flute and H Hog can summon Voltron with a ukelele, can I summon Ultraman with a pair of bongos?
That's just silly. Everyone knows Ultraman doesn't play the bongos.
Is Shev trying to subtly suggest that she is Betty Anne Bongo?
Reply hazy. Ask again later.
