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February 11, 2008, 03:02:27 AM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #125 on: February 11, 2008, 03:02:27 AM »
Andrusi, why do i feel all funny in my 'danger zone' whenever I see that video of Gwen Stefani in the bathtub?

February 11, 2008, 09:54:56 AM
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« Reply #126 on: February 11, 2008, 09:54:56 AM »
Andrusi, why has no one posted in this thread in weeks?
Everyone had already received so much of my wisdom that they had no need to seek more of it.

Andrusi, why is not as as a ?
Because :bendy:, obviously.

Andrusi, :shocked:?
Yes.

Andrusi, will online lag ever be fixed in the game I'm playing right now? :no:
Nevar!

Andrusi, does Grandma know your secret? ;P
Some of them.  Pretty sure she's aware of the body in the attic, for instance.  But my change of deities has so far gone almost completely unnoticed by her or anyone else.

Does Andrusi prefer puppies or kittens?
Kittens.

Andrusi, why do i feel all funny in my 'danger zone' whenever I see that video of Gwen Stefani in the bathtub?
Because Gwen Stefani intends to destroy the universe. 

February 11, 2008, 10:22:21 AM
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« Reply #127 on: February 11, 2008, 10:22:21 AM »
Excellent choice.
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February 11, 2008, 12:55:16 PM
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« Reply #128 on: February 11, 2008, 12:55:16 PM »
Why aren't those pretty cure emotes of yours available yet?

February 11, 2008, 01:02:59 PM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #129 on: February 11, 2008, 01:02:59 PM »
 lmao :sonic: :tails: :knux: :amy: :cream:?

February 11, 2008, 01:16:53 PM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #130 on: February 11, 2008, 01:16:53 PM »
Why don't people hate SonKnuck even though I have proof he's behind prank calling 911?
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February 11, 2008, 01:19:55 PM
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« Reply #131 on: February 11, 2008, 01:19:55 PM »
Why don't people hate SonKnuck even though I have proof he's behind 9/11?

Okay cuntface, thats not even funny.

February 11, 2008, 01:20:39 PM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #132 on: February 11, 2008, 01:20:39 PM »
Why don't people hate SonKnuck even though I have proof he's behind 9/11?

Okay jerkface, thats not even funny.

Watch your mouth!
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February 11, 2008, 01:22:07 PM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #133 on: February 11, 2008, 01:22:07 PM »
Why don't people hate SonKnuck even though I have proof he's behind 9/11?

Okay jerkface, thats not even funny.

Watch your mouth!

Watch yours. Only instead of watching for explicit language, watch for stupidity instead.

February 11, 2008, 01:23:40 PM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #134 on: February 11, 2008, 01:23:40 PM »
Why don't people hate SonKnuck even though I have proof he's behind 9/11?

Okay jerkface, thats not even funny.

Watch your mouth!

Look both ways instead of watching for explicit language, watch for cars when crossing the road instead.

Don't be offensive, be helpful, that's good!
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February 11, 2008, 01:48:59 PM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #135 on: February 11, 2008, 01:48:59 PM »
Andrusi, why is there so much violence?
but the Whimsicott looked so cute, I had to shave it

February 11, 2008, 01:51:51 PM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #136 on: February 11, 2008, 01:51:51 PM »
Andrusi, why is there so much violence?

The answer probably won't be the one you're trying to get him to say.

February 11, 2008, 02:01:06 PM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #137 on: February 11, 2008, 02:01:06 PM »
Andrusi, what does Kiddo think that I want you to say?
but the Whimsicott looked so cute, I had to shave it

February 11, 2008, 02:02:45 PM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #138 on: February 11, 2008, 02:02:45 PM »
Andrusi, what does Kiddo think that I want you to say?

Do you think Andrusi can read my mind?

February 11, 2008, 02:07:49 PM
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« Reply #139 on: February 11, 2008, 02:07:49 PM »
Why aren't those pretty cure emotes of yours available yet?
Because there is no justice in the world and a severe shortage of love for all that is good.

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Why don't people hate SonKnuck even though I have proof he's behind prank calling 911?
Actually, I think I'm gonna have to side with ila on this one.

Andrusi, why is there so much violence?
Because it's Karen's fav--oh, violence!  Oh!  Well, that's because Timmy wished for parental apathy.  That's also the reason there's so much candy.

Andrusi, what does Kiddo think that I want you to say?
Presumably, something once said by some fictional character in response to a similar question to the one you asked, the character being one of which I am unlikely to think when the relevant series is not the subject at hand, perhaps even from a series with which I am partially or completely unfamiliar.

Andrusi, what does Kiddo think that I want you to say?

Do you think Andrusi can read my mind?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I can.  For instance, right now you're thinking "Great, he's doing that stupid 'predict what the other guy will think about your claim that you can read his mind, as "evidence" that you're reading his mind' thing."

February 11, 2008, 02:09:37 PM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #140 on: February 11, 2008, 02:09:37 PM »
At which part of your post is my brain supposed to explode?

February 11, 2008, 02:22:33 PM
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« Reply #141 on: February 11, 2008, 02:22:33 PM »
At which part of your post is my brain supposed to explode?
Oh, I never really thought about it.  I guess while you're staring at the moogle-checkerboard.  That seems sensible somehow.

February 12, 2008, 02:40:51 AM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #142 on: February 12, 2008, 02:40:51 AM »
Andrusi, when poured slowly into another container; why does liquid run down the side and bottom of a cup?
but the Whimsicott looked so cute, I had to shave it

February 12, 2008, 11:14:31 AM
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« Reply #143 on: February 12, 2008, 11:14:31 AM »
Because of surface tension.

February 12, 2008, 11:20:48 AM
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« Reply #144 on: February 12, 2008, 11:20:48 AM »
Andrusi, why don't you show up as a Mod anymore?

(This list is incomplete)

February 12, 2008, 11:58:50 AM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #145 on: February 12, 2008, 11:58:50 AM »
Why are my tastes in women so questionable? Why do I find myself attracted to things that soften the erections of most other people, such as over-breasted gals or fat chicks?
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February 12, 2008, 02:17:32 PM
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« Reply #146 on: February 12, 2008, 02:17:32 PM »
Andrusi, how does surface tension work?
but the Whimsicott looked so cute, I had to shave it

February 12, 2008, 05:26:11 PM
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« Reply #147 on: February 12, 2008, 05:26:11 PM »
Andrusi, why don't you show up as a Mod anymore?
I have absolutely no idea.

Why are my tastes in women so questionable? Why do I find myself attracted to things that soften the erections of most other people, such as over-breasted gals or fat chicks?
Because I dropped you on your head when you were a kid.  Sorry about that, BTW.

Andrusi, how does surface tension work?
Surface tension hasn't worked in years.  Why do you think it sits around the house all day making water do weird stuff?

February 12, 2008, 05:30:43 PM
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« Reply #148 on: February 12, 2008, 05:30:43 PM »
Andrusi, who you gonna call?
And what are you gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild all over you, brother?!
And finally, Do you smell what the Rock is cookin'?

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February 12, 2008, 05:37:30 PM
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« Reply #149 on: February 12, 2008, 05:37:30 PM »
Andrusi, who you gonna call?
A few weeks ago, Matthew and I came up with this really long list of people other than the Ghostbusters whom you might want to call if you saw something strange in your neighborhood.  Sadly, I can only remember that the list included "the police," "an exterminator," and "your friends, to tell them about it."

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And what are you gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild all over you, brother?!
Moan in pain.  Stampedes hurt.

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And finally, Do you smell what the Rock is cookin'?
::sniff, sniff:: No, thought I do smell my shirt.  Knowing you aren't going anywhere today is not a strong incentive to put on clean clothes.

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