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November 29, 2008, 08:12:21 PM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #650 on: November 29, 2008, 08:12:21 PM »
Who killed Mr. Boddy?
Who is driving?

Oh my god bear is driving how can that be?

November 30, 2008, 02:39:32 PM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #651 on: November 30, 2008, 02:39:32 PM »
Who is driving?

Will Andrusi ever answer our questions?
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December 01, 2008, 06:23:24 PM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #652 on: December 01, 2008, 06:23:24 PM »
What causes midgets?
Who is driving?

Oh my god bear is driving how can that be?

December 01, 2008, 06:30:07 PM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #653 on: December 01, 2008, 06:30:07 PM »
Wanna make out?

December 10, 2008, 11:05:46 AM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #654 on: December 10, 2008, 11:05:46 AM »
Don't you have enough questions now? Don't you think it would be nice to give us some answers?!

December 10, 2008, 12:46:53 PM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #655 on: December 10, 2008, 12:46:53 PM »
The Almighty Andrusi has abandoned us! All hope is lost!!
Physics makes us all its bitches.

December 10, 2008, 02:22:52 PM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #656 on: December 10, 2008, 02:22:52 PM »
Why does Marvel Comics seem to hate happiness?

December 10, 2008, 03:31:27 PM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #657 on: December 10, 2008, 03:31:27 PM »
1. Just who the fuck is "bex_is_roxor" who was on #711chan but timed out earlier?

2. Oh no what is happening.

December 15, 2008, 07:30:17 PM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #658 on: December 15, 2008, 07:30:17 PM »
3. Why hasn't Andrusi answered? 

4.  :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem:


December 17, 2008, 02:22:24 PM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #659 on: December 17, 2008, 02:22:24 PM »
Andrusi why did I return just to ask this question?


December 23, 2008, 07:37:08 PM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #660 on: December 23, 2008, 07:37:08 PM »
Is your destiny being fulfilled all you ever wanted?
Hell, I don't know.

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Is it in your hands?
What, the cinder block I was holding a second ago?  No, I just threw it.

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Must you not fail, must not fail?
Yeah, pretty much.

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Even through the darkest days, does this fire burn always?
Sometimes the fire goes out and has to be relit.

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Times have changed!
Our kids are getting worse!
They won't obey their parents,
They just want to fight and curse!
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
I'll go with society for $1000.

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The king of Rock, who?
Mega Man.

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The king of Rock, what?
A robot.

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Have I done it now?
Why would I know that?  You're supposed to keep track of your own progress.

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Have I gone and made a big mistake?
Yeah, you really should have kept track of your progress better.

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Can you allow me to think I can just walk away?
No.

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Should I turn around and face the piper?
Yes.

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Am I gonna pay?
If you don't, I'll leave negative feedback.

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Is the end now?
Please.

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Is this going to be my judgement day?
Apparently that wasn't the end, then.  I find you GUILTY.

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Have you heard the early version of the Sonic Heroes theme?
You mean the one that went:

SONIC HEROES, SONIC HEROES, I WILL BE RUN OF A GUN ON THE HAY
SONIC HEROES, SONIC HEROES, LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

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Is the Rock layin' the smack down?
Yes.  That Mega Buster of his is quite powerful.

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What does the Rock say?
"I am more than a robot!  Die Wily!"

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Should I tell people to "know [their] damn role?"
No.

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Will you sit here and bide your time?
Sure, why not?

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Will you do so as long as it takes to get what's rightfully yours?
Yeah.

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And will you be denied?
Repeatedly.

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After all, all you've got left is your pride
Will you rise up?
I am quite good at levitating.

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Is there stoppin' you?
No.

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Can I run with you?
Not now.

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Do you have long sideburns and your hair slicked back?
Fuck no.

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Are you comin' to my town in your pink caddilac?
No.

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Are you just a Honkey Tonk Man?
A what?

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Are you cool?
No. 

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Are you cocky?
I do have a cock.

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Are you bad?
I hope I'm on the nice list this year.

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Can you behold the king?
The King of Kings?
Later.

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Have you ever heard Captain Lou Albano's History of Music?
It's awesomely bad.
I have not.

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Speaking of awesomely bad, check out Randy Savage rapping.
"Be a man, Hulk!
C'mon Don't be skurred,
You're runnin' from Macho Man is what I heard"
Do you have any hilariously bad songs I should check out?
I was tempted to put a Rickroll here.

Can I ever prove to my friend that Postal is not comedic genius?
Well, if you ever have any luck, be sure to tell me how you did it.  I want to convince my brother that the George Lopez Show is not comedic genius.

What if God was one of us,
Just a slob like one of us,
Just a stranger on the bus,
Trying to make his way home?
Then we'd be in big trouble.

Those wheels on the bus get around, don't they?
And round, round and round, round and round.

All through the town.

JAN KEN PON?
OKAY!

andy what ur problem

what ur stinkin problem andy
Unemployment is the main one.

If Saga can summon a Gundam with a flute, can I summon Voltron with a ukelele?

Am I the only one who thinks this must now be made a reality?  And would it be best if H Hog also donned the required grass skirt and flower lei?
Actually, I quite agree with you.

If I summon a Gundam with a flute, would it be Cobra Gundam?
No.

Why isn't anyone spamming you some questions?
Are they scared of the raw fury that is Andrusi?
Nah, they probably just got hit by the cinder block I threw at them earlier.

Why was this on page 2?
That's where the cinder block landed.

Would you like the idea of an MMORPG based on the Monopoly board game?
That would be exceptionally odd.

Did you hear about that mugging on Baltic Avenue?
Something like that would never happen here on Luxury Tax Pay $75.00.

Why the fuck did my thread get locked?!
I think the real question here is why you put your thread under one of our locks.

Would you rather live in a world without women or a world without meat?
Assuming animal life continues and the bodies just kind of disappear when they die, or something?  I'll keep the women.  Without meat, I'd still have rolls.

Where did my copy of Half-Life run off to?
The life store, to get the other half.

why do snails get all foamy and die when you pour salt on them?
The salt causes there to be much less water outside the snail's cells than inside, so all the water passes out of the snail and it shrivels up.

Where'd the Half-Life hitchhiker come from?
Half-Life.

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Why does salt taste nasty when you pour slug-foam on it?
Because it's goddamn slug foam.  Jesus.

Who killed Mr. Boddy?
I've narrowed it down to Col. Mustard, Prof. Plum, Mr. Green, Miss Scarlet, Ms. Peacock, Mrs. White, Miss Peach, Sgt. Gray, M. Brunette, Madam Rose, Capt. Brown, or Mr. Slate-Grey.

Who is driving?
Itsa me, Mario!

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Will Andrusi ever answer our questions?
Clearly.

What causes midgets?
Well, you see, when a man and a woman love each other very much...

Wanna make out?
Maybe later.

Don't you have enough questions now? Don't you think it would be nice to give us some answers?!
Yes.

Why does Marvel Comics seem to hate happiness?
Because angst is leet.

1. Just who the fuck is "bex_is_roxor" who was on #711chan but timed out earlier?
Steve Urkel.

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2. Oh no what is happening.
The sun is setting.  It's perfectly normal.

3. Why hasn't Andrusi answered? 
The thread is called Ask Andrusi, not Ask Andrusi And Get A Prompt Response.

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4.  :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem: :cem:
No, but I have good news.  I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

Andrusi why did I return just to ask this question?
You just miss me that badly, I guess.

December 23, 2008, 09:31:09 PM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #661 on: December 23, 2008, 09:31:09 PM »
Did Andrusi just actually answer more questions? Or am I just delusional?

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December 23, 2008, 11:37:47 PM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #662 on: December 23, 2008, 11:37:47 PM »
You think you can tell me what to do?

You think you can tell me what to wear?

Do you think that you're better?

Are you ready to bow to the master?

Is there any holding you back?

Are you driven by fear?

Are you driven by anger?

Are you under attack?

Are you climbing up slowly?

Are you the one and only?

Whatever I need, whatever I got, whatever I want, will you take it back it again?

Is the wonder of the world dead and old for sure?

Do you find you're more lost than found when she's not around?

Will you give me what I could never ask for?

Will you connect me and be my chemical?

What do you get when you break the code, "SAVE_US.222"?

Don't you wish you were me?

Are you awakened from a deep sleep? Are we all weak?

Are we living in the agony of defeat?

For that matter, is it all about the game, and how we play it?

Do you understand where me and SoNick are getting these references yet?

December 24, 2008, 01:04:27 AM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #663 on: December 24, 2008, 01:04:27 AM »
Did Andrusi just actually answer more questions? Or am I just delusional?
WHY DID THIS MEAN MAN STEAL MY QUESTION? WHY??

December 24, 2008, 01:17:57 AM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #664 on: December 24, 2008, 01:17:57 AM »
Did Andrusi just actually answer more questions? Or am I just delusional?
WHY DID THIS MEAN MAN STEAL MY QUESTION? WHY??
This had been asked before? By SonKnuck, of all people?

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December 24, 2008, 01:43:22 AM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #665 on: December 24, 2008, 01:43:22 AM »
Did Andrusi just actually answer more questions? Or am I just delusional?
WHY DID THIS MEAN MAN STEAL MY QUESTION? WHY??
This had been asked before? By SonKnuck, of all people?
No, but I wanted to ask it when I saw the answers! But you asked before I could!

Aw crap, now look what you did, I got an answer and Andrusi didn't even get to do it himself!

December 24, 2008, 10:03:02 AM
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« Reply #666 on: December 24, 2008, 10:03:02 AM »
Did Andrusi just actually answer more questions?
Yes.

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Or am I just delusional?
Also yes.

You think you can tell me what to do?
Well, yeah.  The question is whether you'll listen.

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You think you can tell me what to wear?
See above.

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Do you think that you're better?
Not really, not.

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Are you ready to bow to the master?
Nah, my back's a little sore.

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Is there any holding you back?
Any what?

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Are you driven by fear?
Not at the moment.

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Are you driven by anger?
Not yet.

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Are you under attack?
Yes, and I need good defense rolls to keep Eastern United States.  I've only got three armies left there.

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Are you climbing up slowly?
Very slowly.

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Are you the one and only?
Yes.

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Whatever I need, whatever I got, whatever I want, will you take it back it again?
Sure, why not?

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Is the wonder of the world dead and old for sure?
No.

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Do you find you're more lost than found when she's not around?
Not really, no.

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Will you give me what I could never ask for?
Yes--a brand new LEMON-SCENTED SEMI-AUTOMATIC INTERNET-READY BEANBAG CHAIR.

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Will you connect me and be my chemical?
Yes, but I start rising every time you get to certain points, so if you fall down and have to do that lkjsafdlkjd segment with the rotating diagonals of blocks again, you'll probably drown the second time.

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What do you get when you break the code, "SAVE_US.222"?
That's not a code.  It's a filename.

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Don't you wish you were me?
No.

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Are you awakened from a deep sleep?
Every morning.

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Are we all weak?
Yes.  To Electric.

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Are we living in the agony of defeat?
The agony of the feet is what happens when my foot is asleep.

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For that matter, is it all about the game, and how we play it?
Yes.  And the game is Clue.

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Do you understand where me and SoNick are getting these references yet?
Not offhand.

Did Andrusi just actually answer more questions? Or am I just delusional?
WHY DID THIS MEAN MAN STEAL MY QUESTION? WHY??
Because he's a horrible, horrible person.

Did Andrusi just actually answer more questions? Or am I just delusional?
WHY DID THIS MEAN MAN STEAL MY QUESTION? WHY??
This had been asked before? By SonKnuck, of all people?
Neither of those is really a question.

December 24, 2008, 02:17:08 PM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #667 on: December 24, 2008, 02:17:08 PM »
Andrusi, are you Satan? ^
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December 25, 2008, 07:43:11 AM
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« Reply #668 on: December 25, 2008, 07:43:11 AM »
Andrusi, are you Satan? ^
Not at the moment.

December 25, 2008, 12:40:18 PM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #669 on: December 25, 2008, 12:40:18 PM »
What has changed?

December 28, 2008, 11:42:09 PM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #670 on: December 28, 2008, 11:42:09 PM »
So what is steinblor divided by zero then?

December 29, 2008, 12:39:06 AM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #671 on: December 29, 2008, 12:39:06 AM »
So what is steinblor divided by zero then?
Andrusi, here is a representation of Steinblor:

December 29, 2008, 11:50:30 PM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #672 on: December 29, 2008, 11:50:30 PM »
Andrusi, do you ever go to the Bob & George forums anymore?

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December 31, 2008, 07:42:40 AM
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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #673 on: December 31, 2008, 07:42:40 AM »
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Are you under attack?
Yes, and I need good defense rolls to keep Eastern United States.  I've only got three armies left there.

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For that matter, is it all about the game, and how we play it?
Yes.  And the game is Clue.

I thought it was Risk?

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Re: Ask Andrusi
« Reply #674 on: January 04, 2009, 05:03:30 PM »
Do you like Fire Emblem?

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