Author Topic: so how many of you guys have kids? (Read 7417 times)

yaj · « **on:** April 14, 2014, 12:12:55 PM »

i have four.

Myst · « **Reply #1 on:** April 14, 2014, 05:06:17 PM »

I have 22.

yaj · « **Reply #2 on:** April 14, 2014, 05:58:49 PM »

that is irresponsible of you to do that.

Vexiss · « **Reply #3 on:** April 14, 2014, 07:40:36 PM »

hopefully none

Squishdiboo · « **Reply #4 on:** April 15, 2014, 12:25:07 AM »

Do you mean kids we created from our loins or kids we are keeping in our basement against their wills?

yaj · « **Reply #5 on:** April 15, 2014, 12:30:08 PM »

no, they have to be your biological children. abducting kids is cheating.

H Hog · « **Reply #6 on:** April 15, 2014, 03:44:48 PM »

Well in that case, none.

Josie · « **Reply #7 on:** April 16, 2014, 01:29:53 AM »

Quote from: Squishdiboo on April 15, 2014, 12:25:07 AM

Do you mean kids we created from our loins or kids we are keeping in our basement against their wills?

We're allowed to keep other people's kids in there too???

SoNick · « **Reply #8 on:** April 16, 2014, 10:12:35 PM »

I don't have any, but my sister has three

yaj · « **Reply #9 on:** April 17, 2014, 07:50:18 PM »

You have one child. Your sister has the same genetic makeup as you, so the children are half of you. Two of the children combine to make one child which is yours.

Ed · « **Reply #10 on:** April 18, 2014, 12:14:53 AM »

God no.

Matt_TY · « **Reply #11 on:** April 18, 2014, 01:32:50 PM »

I have precisely zero children.

Eric · « **Reply #12 on:** April 18, 2014, 11:08:40 PM »

trying not to and doing pretty okay at it

Mirai · « **Reply #13 on:** April 19, 2014, 08:59:14 AM »

I'm not in the mood to go gray yet.

Squishdiboo · « **Reply #14 on:** April 19, 2014, 10:42:38 AM »

Quote from: Sparkle Tits on April 16, 2014, 01:29:53 AM

Quote from: Squishdiboo on April 15, 2014, 12:25:07 AM
Do you mean kids we created from our loins or kids we are keeping in our basement against their wills?

We're allowed to keep other people's kids in there too???

"Allowed" is a matter of circumstance. You can do anything you want so long as you never get caught.

Eric · « **Reply #15 on:** April 19, 2014, 05:16:21 PM »

Quote from: Mirai Zikasu on April 19, 2014, 08:59:14 AM

I'm not in the mood to go gray yet.

Is this a joke about grey text, or

Vexiss · « **Reply #16 on:** April 19, 2014, 05:40:01 PM »

ha that's cute

you're old eric it's time to have kids

put up or shut up yeah

yaj · « **Reply #17 on:** April 19, 2014, 06:07:39 PM »

Eric would be a caring, and attentive father. Unfortunately there will be no world for his children to live in. Or maybe there will be, but they'll live in an underwater igloo with oxygen pumped into it.

Squishdiboo · « **Reply #18 on:** April 19, 2014, 10:25:27 PM »

Eric is too manly to have babies

yaj · « **Reply #19 on:** April 20, 2014, 06:50:39 AM »

For you to deny him children is to deny the fact that he has a womb and ovaries.

Eric · « **Reply #20 on:** April 25, 2014, 11:19:56 PM »

Quote from: yaj on April 20, 2014, 06:50:39 AM

For you to deny him children is to deny the fact that he has a womb and ovaries.

More like NOvaries, am i rite